Twitter Collectively Loses Its Mind After New Clinton Emails Connected to Weiner Sexting Scandal
The FBI has re-opened their probe on Clinton’s server scandal after finding new emails pertinent to their private server. These emails were found on a device outside of Clinton’s server…and it has now been revealed that they were discovered in connection to Anthony Weiner‘s sexting scandal.
What happened next was the only logical thing that could happen – the Internet exploded:
So Chekhov's proverbial gun in the first act that goes off in the third is Anthony Weiner.
— Jake Tapper (@jaketapper) October 28, 2016
This whole election cycle would be so much different if some men weren't so creepy.
— Amanda Carpenter (@amandacarpenter) October 28, 2016
I can't believe this is real life. https://t.co/a3TkL2falm
— Stephen Gutowski (@StephenGutowski) October 28, 2016
"Did I do that?" pic.twitter.com/3Op4u7BFMN
— Tim Alberta (@TimAlberta) October 28, 2016
— Hannah Jewell (@hcjewell) October 28, 2016
Is this the season finale of America?
— Meghan McCain (@MeghanMcCain) October 28, 2016
Title: “My dick started a nuclear war” https://t.co/eULmItnG2S
— Allahpundit (@allahpundit) October 28, 2016
Alternate headline: The alleged sexual misconduct of three men is dominating the final weeks of the presidential campaign.
— Nick Confessore (@nickconfessore) October 28, 2016
The fact that this whole thing circled back to Anthony Weiner again is definitive proof that reality is hack
— Patrick Monahan (@pattymo) October 28, 2016
The writers at VEEP are like, "we've got our story line for next season. Take the next two months off."
— Dana Perino (@DanaPerino) October 28, 2016
We enter the Carlos Danger portion of this insane election. https://t.co/GcwpHnZtva
— Anthony De Rosa (@Anthony) October 28, 2016
*a year from now*
The last human, moments from radiation-death, utters the species' final words to no one
— Jesse Singal (@jessesingal) October 28, 2016
Honestly impressed that only three hours ago, no one knew Friday would end with “Weiner’s cell phone reopens the Clinton email server door."
— Philip Bump (@pbump) October 28, 2016
has there ever been a more dramatic example of a man tripping over his own dick than anthony weiner
— Erin Gloria Ryan (@morninggloria) October 28, 2016
— G O L D I E. (@goldietaylor) October 28, 2016
Now I feel bad for the FBI. Imagine having to go through Weiner's phone. My God.
— Comfortably Smug (@ComfortablySmug) October 28, 2016
From our own Josh Feldman, Alex Griswold, and John Ziegler:
Trump was done in by a Bush and Clinton was done in by a Weiner.
— Josh Feldman (@feldmaniac) October 28, 2016
Twenty years later, a Clinton may finally be brought down because they couldn't control their Weiner
— Alex Griswold (@HashtagGriswold) October 28, 2016
In 10 days we're going to have a tough time recalling this time when Twitter became convinced that Weiner's sexting was going to elect Trump
— John Ziegler (@Zigmanfreud) October 28, 2016
You literally can’t make this sh*t up.
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