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WATCH: Police I.D. Alleged Stripper Pole Thief After Asking Public For Help

I went to college specifically to study broadcast journalism so I can safely say that no amount of in-class review will ever prepare a person for the moment they have to look into a camera and solemnly announce, “A woman is wanted in Memphis for allegedly stealing a stripper pole and police need your help finding her.”

Anyway, here’s Jim Spiewak doing that:

The video, courtesy of Fox 13 Memphis, backed up a call for identification that the local police put on Facebook:

According to the cops, the alleged thief was cited.

As our Sam Reisman put it, that’s a hot rod.

[image via screengrab]

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