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Glenn Beck Destroys Scott Brown: “This One Could End With A Dead Intern”

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You won’t see TV Glenn Beck touch the things that Radio Glenn Beck sometimes says, as he edges toward Howard Stern levels of comedy and tone.

Today he absolutely obliterated Scott Brown over the ‘my daughters are available’ comment, going so far as to suggest Brown could be a secret pervert.

Brown got over-excited and particularly creepy when he declared his daughters “available” during an improvised portion of his victory speech tonight. It was awkward – and it wasn’t immediately cleaned up.

“Bad enough,” said Beck after he played the initial comment. “Hey my two daughters on the meat market!”

If he had made the comment, said Beck, his daughters would “never have spoken to me again,” and his wife? “Collection of my parts in drawers scattered throughout my house.”

After Beck played more of the clip, making his own commentary throughout (including a reference to the infamous Cosmo spread), he took the whole thing to the next level. “I want a chastity belt on this man,” he said, while his producer tried to justify Brown’s comments. “I want his every move watched in Washington. I don’t trust this guy…This one could end with a dead intern. I’m just saying, it could end with a dead intern.”

Classic. The whole conversation ends with Beck issues some well-wishes to Brown. “Congratulations, let’s monitor him,” he said.

Maybe Beck will be Keith Olbermann‘s Best Person In The World tonight!

Here’s the clip from the radio today (via Breitbart.TV):

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  • The Real Royal King

    Imagine if a moderate, progressive or liberal commentator had said this! The Beckophiles will let this sail right by, no doubt, but I tell you, this guy is heading for a ward in Bellevue. He is one of the most unstable people on radio and television today.

  • The Real Royal King

    How will Koldys and Cecelia and Her Tone Deaf Choir spin this one? I can’t imagine, although Beck will come out the hero.

  • DEO

    Beck says I KNOW YOU BECAUSE I AM YOU!
    Glenny is no stranger to CREEPY so I guess he can talk….

  • MichelleF

    The fact that you lefties can’t tell when he’s joking, just shows you don’t listen to him. HIm and his “crew” were laughing the whole time. Try as you might, you can’t bring Glenn down and it’s drives you CRAZY! It’s really fun to watch!

  • The Real Royal King

    No problem, MichelleF. You hang in there. Better women than you have tag teamed with raving lunatics.

  • The Real Royal King

    By the way, MichelleF, what do you find so knee-slapping funny about a dead intern? Aren’t you bothered that Glen(n) and his crew find the notion funny? Odd sense of humor you rightists have.

  • JimW

    I am always amused at the amount of time the bloggers (I think that’s the term) who write for Mediaite spend listening to every word Glenn Beck says just to nail him. It’s actually Rush Limbaugh who has the line of the day: “This one’s for you Mary Jo.” This is all so wonderful… You really have to laugh at Keith Olbermann too. They are all so crazy!

  • m

    Oh my god, this stuff is hilarious. What do teabaggers do now? They loved that Brown won, but Master Beck attacks him.…can…not…compute…heads–explode!!!!

  • Lurker

    Ummmm I just listened to the clip, what are you lefties getting all riled up about?

    Beck was just making fun of Brown at the end… OMG OMG OMG hahahahahaha

    The title is misleading… Beck destroys Brown? I thought it was going to be some serious stuff.

  • The Real Royal King

    I’ll ask again: How is the death of an intern funny? What kind of sick, perverse person would find it amusing?

  • sarainitaly

    *yawn*

  • MichelleF

    For the record, a dead intern isn’t funny. I think that was a jab at leftists like, Teddy, Condit, and Bill. Oh let’s also throw in Dodd, in honor of the waitress sandwich served up by him and Teddy.

  • The Real Royal King

    A man is being considered for a partnership in his firm, and he is required to undergo a psychological screening. He arrives at the psychologist’s office and takes a variety of tests. When he is finally ushered into the psychologist’s office, the following transpires:

    “Doctor”: Do you hear voices?
    Silence.
    “Doctor” again: I asked, “Do you hear voices.”
    Partner In Waiting: I’m sorry. Did you say something?
    “Doctor”: Do you hear ringing sounds?
    Partner In Waiting: Is that your telephone?

    That’s humor.

    Thanks for your reply MichelleF. I’m glad that you’re not one of these sick, perverse righties, like Beck & company.

  • Ted

    The teabaggers don’t really know how to react when their guy wins but their love interest talks about the guy as a possible pervert. I sense that some heads are about to explode…I’m just sayin.

    BTW – momo – you are clearly a teabagging asshole. Try imagining that…ooooweeeee!!!

  • enzytebob

    I liked the comment and thought it was something any normal father would say. If Beck has a problem with this, I think it has more to do with his own personal demons than anything Scott Brown said.

  • Ted

    You know, Beck did have that fantasy about making out with his sister. I’m just saying.

  • timzank

    Browns comment was innocuous and Beck’s radio schtick was humorous. Much ado about nothing. Maybe I’m really old, but it doesn’t seem that long ago, it was perfectly normal, sort of a standing joke if you will, that a father was always trying to “marry off” his daughters.

    Again, much ado about nothing.

  • JunkJunk

    You guys (Mediaite) just made an appearance on Jeanne Moos’ piece on CNN SitRoom.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Skippy-Thebushkangaroo/100000336898275 Skippy Thebushkangaroo

    “for the record, a dead intern isn’t funny. i think that was a jab at leftists like, teddy, condit, and bill. oh let’s also throw in dodd, in honor of the waitress sandwich served up by him and teddy.”

    does a dead paid staffer count? don’t forget fla. rep. joe scarborough and lori klausutis!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Susan-Erickson/769342578 Susan Erickson

    I have to say I have never been a Beck fan, but I loved this clip. Hey, DEO had a problem with the phrase Beck was laughing about himself with “I know you because I am you”. Not only have I known many protective dads who were wild in their youth who view ever suitor of their daughter with adrenaline and suspicion. Heck it is a family comedy staple. As far as the tastelesness of the “dead intern” joke, I think he was only half joking about needing to keep a close eye on this guy because his parental instincts seem awry, but Leno and others have made hay with Chappaquidick and other boundary violations, inappropriate behavior and law breaking by people in power. Yeah “a dead intern” is a tragedy, I totally agree with that, as is the boys who were sexually abused and the many other stories of our senate and congressmen not having any ethics as far as I can tell. However, this is the stuff American humor is made of. We laugh when it is too painful to cry any longer. On the other hand, I might think Brown is a dufus but I watched that clip and I don’t think he comes across almost naive about the issues Beck is raising. Somehow I’m actually reassured that Beck is aware of boundaries you don’t cross.

  • momo

    Ha ha Ted is a REAL Tea Bagger!
    Now picturing Him getting teabagged by Obama! Ewwwwww! sick!
    Lib heads love to talk about sex acts. Why is that?? They can not stop talking about it! That’s weird.
    We really do not care about what you do in your free time.

  • Facebook User

    Same day Beck made the comment that If Obama “moves toward the center” That Obama’s Czars ( who Beck says are also 9/11 truthers…and therefore are even MORE dangerous) may try to Kill President Obama…

    I think that Beck is drinking again…

  • The Real Royal King

    The reaction to Scott’s comments, his nude “spread”, the pictures of him with his daughters clad in skimpy shell bikinis falls along some pretty common fault lines: rightists for whom ideological orthodoxy trumps lifestyle issues, rightists of the Limbaugh variety toddling down the line separating junior high locker room humor form bona fide sexual perversion, leftists grasping at anything to smear a rightist in some endless and tiresome tit-for-tat play, but most importantly men and women. In an old “Law and Order,” Jack McCoy relays a story about setting on the beach watching an attractive, well-build young woman running along the water’s edge. He is interested, drawn to her, a bit aroused. As the young woman draws near, he realizes it is his daughter, and he is filled with self-revulsion. I don’t suppose every man has experienced just such an epiphany, but every man with a daughter has, I dare say, been at least momentarily interested in a young woman, only to end up saying to himself, “Geez. She could be my daughter.” It is eye-opening, troubling, but innocuous, and that very human male reaction says much about paternal protectiveness daughters. When that protectiveness seems to crack, to weaken, even for a moment, even in the form of a bad joke, I suspect most men have a gut-wrenching moment. Nothing wrong with the remark, nothing wrong with the reaction, but some Freudian baggage needs to be checked. Perhaps, there is nothing quite similar for women, or, perhaps, they mask their feelings better as they often do. If anything, I have a bit of empathy in this situation.

  • ChrisNH

    I lost an awful lot of respect for Glenn Beck over this; an awful lot. Scott Brown metaphorically stood on the track, put his hand up, and stopped a speeding, runaway train called ‘Liberalism’ before it crashed into the station. That ‘Hollywood’ simile isn’t that far-fetched, watching as he basically derailed liberalism, at least for the time being. And for that bit of heroism, Beck cares most about some ‘off-the-script’ comment about his daughters?? Sure it was an awkward thing for Brown to say, but I’ll bet his daughters got over it a whole lot faster than Beck seems to have. Get a grip on what Brown just did, will you Beck?

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    I am not touching this topic with a ten foot pole!!!!

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