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Latest Way Obama Will Ruin America: Giving Back Manhattan To The Indians!?

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With so many rumors of how President Obama will eventually send this country hurtling into the fiery abyss of Socialist Gay Muslim Hell, you have to forgive us if we missed one. However we don’t want any of our readers to feel left out during any New Year’s Eve “How is Obama going to kill America now?” party games, so we’re circling back to bring you this doozy from earlier in the week: Did you know Obama is going to give away Manhattan to the Indians?! He totally is!

It all started when Obama announced that the United States would support the UN’s Declaration on the Rights of Indigenous People which was adopted in 2007 but opposed by President Bush. The trouble started when people read the Declaration and noticed some suspicious wording in Article 26:

“Indigenous peoples have the right to the lands, territories and resources which they have traditionally owned, occupied or otherwise used or acquired.”

Soon, Bryan Fischer of the American Family Association was worried this meant Native Americans were gonna start snatching up parts of America and WorldNetDaily’s Eugene J. Koprowski extrapolated that to mean that Manhattan was up for grabs.

But why would Obama give up Manhattan? That’s the only part of New York that’s been snow plowed! Well, Koprowski knows the dangerous truth:

“Obama’s interest is personal. He noted during the 2008 presidential campaign he was officially adopted by the Crow Nation, an Indian tribe in Montana, and he was given an Indian name.”

The guy’s a Secret Indian too?! Man, people always say Obama is too aloof and elitist to be a man of the people but it seems like he’s secretly a member of every religious group, political party, and Boy Scout troop in the country! Impressive.

Last night on Countdown, Sam Seder (in for Keith Olbermann) gave a run down of the whole situation. Here’s the clip from MSNBC:

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  • SUPER Chundy

    Can we give the Native Americans Brooklyn instead? Then we could get rid of the “indigenous” hipster population that has taken over the borough.

  • writer

    The King has just e mailed me, worried that this may affect the fashion district.

  • CosmosDan

    Is it any surprise? With his deep seated hatred of white people and so filled with the anti colonial dreams from his father and his black {and red and brown} liberation theology, we should have seen it coming.

  • writer

    Let’s not gloss over how it will affect fashion. The King will expect a full report when he gets back.

  • Socialist

    http://www.sodahead.com/united-states/does-obama-want-to-give-manhattan-back-to-native-americans/question-1413345/

    This isn’t really something to worry about. The fear is made up by conservative bloggers. This whole “giving the land back” isn’t going to be literally done. Its just symbolic. TO make more sense, Obama is welcoming back Indians back to the place where their great great great great great grandparents lived. Nothing to worry about…

    These days even Onion news seems to be more legitimate than Mediaite.

  • notsofast

    He noted during the 2008 presidential campaign he was officially adopted by the Crow Nation, an Indian tribe in Montana, ”

    Ironic that the tribe that decided to do this was the Crow.

  • CosmosDan

    writer said:
    Let’s not gloss over how it will affect fashion. The King will expect a full report when he gets back.

    Well alright, I confess I like the hats, and getting the feathers from endangered species is kinda exciting.

  • writer

    Don’t get me started on Sarah Palin’s mascara!

  • CosmosDan

    writer said:
    Don’t get me started on Sarah Palin’s mascara!

    It’s really warpaint. She’s on the warpath against the lamestream media, and those who don’t understand or respect the constitution like she does.

  • writer

    Yeah, bashing Sarah is fun. But I really prefer to go after that vile little beast, ‘Brisket’ Palin. Girlfriend, have you seen the size of those thighs?

  • CosmosDan

    writer said:
    Yeah, bashing Sarah is fun. But I really prefer to go after that vile little beast, ‘Brisket’ Palin. Girlfriend, have you seen the size of those thighs?

    Oh , I can’t go there. I like her.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Kim-Barker/693546751 Kim Barker

    CosmosDan said:
    She’s on the warpath against the lamestream media, and those who don’t understand or respect the constitution like she does

    Meaning the imaginary version of the Constitution taught to her by her husband’s Alaskan secessionist pals and not the actual one that exists.

  • Yoda002

    Just another fear tactic to get the right wingers all running around like a bunch of chickens with their heads cut off.

  • dummy123

    20$ a carton cigarettes for everyone!!!!
    WOOOooooooooooW

  • http://twitter.com/pewestlake Paul Westlake

    SUPER Chundy said:
    Can we give the Native Americans Brooklyn instead? Then we could get rid of the “indigenous” hipster population that has taken over the borough.

    Just Williamsburg, but Staten Island and Queens can go! ;-)

  • http://libertyinprogressnow.wordpress.com/ ProgLib

    Yoda002 said:
    Just another fear tactic to get the right wingers all running around like a bunch of chickens with their heads cut off.

    We all know how much they love to do that on Mediaite.

  • BarneyFranken

    My question is: could Obama, even if he wanted to, give Manhattan back?

    Comeon, this one is about as likely as Obama being white.

    Oh, wait…nevermind.

  • Calvin

    Well, he’s given a shout out to one Indian before. But there was a national tragedy then. Nothings going on right now, so Manhattan’s safe.

  • juan

    Don’t make us watch A-Mess-NBC!

  • david r

    Let’s pay them a bundle in reparations, too, like the Pigford II plaintiffs and their Democratic, contingent-fee lawyers.

  • The ReaI Royal King

    Socialist said:
    http://www.sodahead.com/united-states/does-obama-want-to-give-manhattan-back-to-native-americans/question-1413345/ This isn’t really something to worry about. The fear is made up by conservative bloggers. This whole “giving the land back” isn’t going to be literally done. Its just symbolic. TO make more sense, Obama is welcoming back Indians back to the place where their great great great great great grandparents lived. Nothing to worry about… These days even Onion news seems to be more legitimate than Mediaite.

    The original inhabitants of North America are not from the nation of India. Calling them “Indians” is ignorant. The politically correct term is Native American. And you call yourself a liberal.

  • juan

    david r said:
    Let’s pay them a bundle in reparations, too, like the Pigford II plaintiffs and their Democratic, contingent-fee lawyers.

    Rep. King: Congress Will Investigate Pigford, ACORN

    http://www.breitbart.tv/rep-king-congress-will-investigate-pigford-acorn/

  • nrgetick

    writer said:
    Yeah, bashing Sarah is fun. But I really prefer to go after that vile little beast, ‘Brisket’ Palin. Girlfriend, have you seen the size of those thighs?

    nd, have you seen the size of those thighs?

    makes for some large ear muffs

  • nrgetick

    juan likes beating up dead horses,.ACORN?!?! lol

    investigate bush/cheney

    see I can do it 2

  • CosmosDan

    david r said:
    Let’s pay them a bundle in reparations, too, like the Pigford II plaintiffs and their Democratic, contingent-fee lawyers.

    Better yet, let’s build them a bridge to nowhere, or….or….. a reservation to nowhere.

  • The Real Royal Queen

    writer said:
    But I really prefer to go after that vile little beast, ‘Brisket’ Palin

    Now I know why KingyPoo mumbles “Brisket” in his sleep. I though he was just hungry.

  • disgusted

    Serve them right!

  • writer

    Royal Queen, who is that poseur using the King’s name? He went through an entire post without mentioning the evil ‘Brisket’.

  • Greg

    juan said:
    Rep. King: Congress Will Investigate Pigford, ACORN

    http://www.breitbart.tv/rep-king-congress-will-investigate-pigford-acorn/

  • http://www.karlspensen.blogspot.com Karl Spensen

    writer said:
    Yeah, bashing Sarah is fun. But I really prefer to go after that vile little beast, ‘Brisket’ Palin. Girlfriend, have you seen the size of those thighs?

    HahahAHAHAhaha I see what you DID THERE!!!!!!111 Jesus Christ I get the most RAGING Freedom Chubby when I can accuse LIBS of SEXISM!!!!!111 Our Side respects women and would NEVER objectify them!!!!111 Just look at FOX NEWS (The Most Powerful Name in News) for God’s sake!!!!111

  • http://www.karlspensen.blogspot.com Karl Spensen

    CosmosDan said:
    Better yet, let’s build them a bridge to nowhere, or….or….. a reservation to nowhere.

    HAhahahAHAhahaha YES SCREW THE INDIANS!!!!!!11111

  • writer

    Karl, I can’t take the credit. I never really noticed the size of ‘Brisket’s’ thighs till RRK pointed it out. I shall forever be grateful.

  • CosmosDan

    Karl Spensen said:
    HAhahahAHAhahaha YES SCREW THE INDIANS!!!!!!11111

    Actually that’s my master plan to end prejudice once and for all. Let’s have interracial children until we’re all one big mixed race.

  • Alz

    testing..(previous comment won’t show up!

  • The Tea Weasel

    I’m pretty sure Obama got my dog pregnant.

  • Thelonious Funk

    This is terrible. Why should Indianans be favored over people from other states.

  • OxyCon

    Rev Wright used to “preach” to his congregants every Sunday about how evil Whitey dun stole all that Indian land! But luckily for us Obama never heard any of that stuff. /sarc

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  • Sidhekitten

    The ReaI Royal King said:
    The original inhabitants of North America are not from the nation of India. Calling them “Indians” is ignorant. The politically correct term is Native American.

    Politically Correct = Step one to the thought police, since we already have speech police.

    So how long do you have to live here to be a Native of America? One generation, three generations, twenty, a hundred generations, when is enough?

    I will give you that “Indian or American Indian” is technically an inaccurate term since we our unsure which areas that their ancestors migrated from when they came over the northern pole area, if that theory is correct. And if you really want to make this fun, then you could say that we are all African Americans since the current theory stands that Africa was the cradle of humanity. Of course that one may hit to close to home, since all proper PC thinkers know that “Whitey” is the cause of all that is wrong in the world and must have been spawned from the bowels of hell so they could destroy the world.

    Political Correctness is way to shut people up and make them live in fear of actually saying something that might offend someone or even get them fired and blacklisted. It is no better than when J. McCarthy tried to scare people into silence for fear of being called a Commie. The difference is that this time PC could get us killed because we no refuse to identify the threat to the people of this nation. It is a disgusting trend that should have been laughed out the door when it first appeared on the scene. Here’s hoping it’s not to late.

    Now, back to the original comment, why not name them by their tribe/nation. I am married to a part Cherokee.

  • ChrisNH

    My fervent wish for 2011 is that Obama smoke more and just let nature take its course.

  • George Sore-ohs

    He has a secret Indian name now! This guy has more names than a mobster before witness protection.

    By the way does he buy his smokes on the reserve?

  • George Sore-ohs

    writer said:
    Yeah, bashing Sarah is fun. But I really prefer to go after that vile little beast, ‘Brisket’ Palin. Girlfriend, have you seen the size of those thighs?

    Finally the Palins and Obamas have something in common. Their kid’s big butt matches Michelle’s Fat ArSe

  • Big Eddie

    Barry only THINKS this will be a feather in his cap .

  • shearwater

    This is precisely what Robert Mugabe did when he took over Rhodesia, and confiscated all the land and gave it to blacks in a grand racist move. Rhodesia, now Zimbabwe, is a third world country with a miserable economy. It was formerly a fairly prosperous agricultural economy. Obama is a victim of wrong thinking and a dated paradigm. Under his rationale, Palestinians should give back Israel to the Jews.

  • http://sharethisurlaboutglennbeck.com/ GlennBeckReview

    “WorldNetDaily’s Eugene J. Koprowski extrapolated that to mean that Manhattan was up for grabs.”

    That’s where Beck gets some of his crazier sounding “information.” They have about as much credibility as other right wing extremists, like this year’s winner of the Glenn Beck Honorary Excellence in Misinformation Award, Sarah Palin, another liar who gets supported by self identified “Christians.”

    Were He still in it, Jesus would be spinning in his tomb.

  • njoy-d-ride

    About time we give them Manhattan back! To even out our debts, we should also give them DC as interest !!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Tony-Westover/1496648721 Tony Westover

    *LOL* Give Manhattan back to the Indians. Who gives a shit? It’d be another great swindle to convince them to take that garbage dump off our hands.

  • greg454

    This is ridiculous, we didn’t steal Manhattan, we bought it for $50 which was a lot of money back then. The Indians don’t need anything back other than the right to keep casinos in their reservations and hopefully allow Las Vegas games like black jack which isn’t always allowed.
    http://libertarians4freedom.blogspot.com/2011/01/get-rid-of-drunk-driving-laws-punish.html

  • http://none pyrope

    I would agree with -0bama giving Manhattan back to the Indians if they have to bail it out of debt AND we get the beads back, too. Oh, and they also have to take Harlem and the Bronx.

  • ChrisNH

    Obama’s legacy as an utter failure is now secure. He’s well past the tipping point of improving his lot in life. Any improvement in the economy will be neutered by increasing angst and rage against HIS health care plan, called now and forevermore, ObamaCare. I just wanted to point all this out to the Obama breast-feeders here. Carry on.

  • gottosay

    RE-NEGOTIATE THE CONTACT START WITH THE TWENTY FIVE DOLLARS WHICH –PROBABLY IS THE TRUE COST OF THE BEADS WHICH IF EVER FOUND TODAY WOULD BE WORTH MILLIONS AND THEN — THE TOTAL AMOUNT OF TAXES COLLECTED ON THE LAND —SINCE THE BAD BUSINESS DEAL WITH PEOPLE WHO DID NOT OWN THE LAND IN THE FIRST PLACE FRAUD—THERE IS A PENALTY FOR BUSINESS FRAUD–OK—I DO BELIEVE THE LAND SHOULD BE PURCHASE AND NEGOTIATE WITH THOSE NATIVES THAT ACTUALLY LIVED ON THE ISLAND–WE NEED TO CLEAR OFF ALL THESE CURSES SO THIS NATION CAN MOVE FORWARD….I AM FOR GIVING THE ISLAND BACK TO THE NATIVES..YAH….IT MAKES SOME SENSE—I AM NOT LAUGHING

  • CAconservative

    We can’t give Manhattan back, it belongs to China.

  • njoy-d-ride

    The ReaI Royal King said:
    The politically correct term is Native American.

    Ah, But they didn’t originate in North America, so the term Native American is just as incorrect as the term Indian….. i.e. the PC is pu…

  • http://sharethisurlaboutglennbeck.com/ GlennBeckReview

    gottosay says:
    “I AM NOT LAUGHING”

    Right; you’re yelling.

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