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New Colbert SuperPAC Ad Encourages SC To Vote For ‘Herman Cain’ (Stephen Colbert)

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Stephen Colbert wasn’t able to get his name on the ballot in South Carolina despite polling at around 5% (better than Jon Huntsman!) down there, mostly because he didn’t even try. This is a problem for the SuperPAC that has definitely nothing to do with him, but they found a solution: find another name on the ballot no one is actually campaigning under, and squish Colbert in there. To that end, here is an (Non-)ColbertPAC ad endorsing “Herman Cain.”

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The ad notes that “the people of South Carolina are frustrated,” but advises that there is, indeed, one name on the ballot that they can believe in: Herman Cain (at this moment, Stephen Colbert appears). To reassure the public, it notes that “he’s such a Washington outsider, he’s not even running for president!” There are also some elderly dancing cheerleaders and other bits of surrealist Americana.

The video via Americans for a Better Tomorrow, Tomorrow (and the press release accompanying the ad below):



FOR LICKETY-SPLIT RELEASE

The Definitely Not Coordinating With Stephen Colbert Super PAC Releases New Ad Urging Voters To Support Stephen Colbert, Who Is Not Running

TELEVISION, USA – The Definitely Not Coordinating With Stephen Colbert Super PAC released a new television commercial today in South Carolina, in advance of the upcoming underfunded GOP Primary. The ad, entitled “Not Abel,” shows support for Stephen Colbert’s possible candidacy by offering voters a way to show support for Stephen Colbert’s possible candidacy.

“Tragic new reports show that South Carolinians can sometimes go for several minutes at a stretch without seeing a single political ad,” said Jon Stewart, President For Life For Now of The Definitely Not Coordinating with Stephen Colbert Super PAC.” Even more tragically, we discovered that one visionary leader wasn’t having his voice heard: Stephen Colbert. Now I can proudly say: He’s still not having his voice heard, because we do not coordinate with any candidate or campaign.”

The spot begins running today as a massive, multi-dozen-dollar ad buy in South Carolina. Snooty types who love to mention how they never watch television can view the ad here.

The Definitely Not Coordinating With Stephen Colbert Super PAC, nèe Colbert Super PAC, is officially known as Americans For A Better Tomorrow, Tomorrow, but is secretly hoping it will get a cool nickname like “Buzzsaw” or “Snakes.”

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  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_TWK2YYJTTIDLZIVV7NKZM23Z6Q Tyler

    Very Creative!!  

  • Anonymous

    Many thought that Cain’s campaign was merely a performance piece, so it only seems fitting that Colbert’s mock campaign should speak through Cain.

  • Anonymous

    Epic.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_45S32GWGDRUJIL6E2U4HOZW4BM Bob

    f—ing brilliant!

  • http://twitter.com/WorldDivider Mark Prior

    This show creates an oversimplification of all the issues of the day
    condensed into little childish bits so his small minded audience can
    have the perceived illusion of actually understanding the complex
    issues of the day. It’s like the retarded political version of sesame
    street to be frank.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001120910245 Leto Atreides

    His audience already knows about the issues.  I find his fanboys annoying as well but they are far from uninformed.

  • Anonymous

    @Mark Prior:

    Thanks for the self-serving rant, but Pew Research published a report a few years ago showing that viewers of the Daily Show and the Colbert Report have the highest knowledge of national and international affairs, while Fox News viewers rank nearly dead last. Based on the fact-free nature of your post, methinks you’re probably a Fox fan.

  • Anonymous

    Thanks for the self-serving rant, but Pew Research published a report a few years ago showing that viewers of the Daily Show and the Colbert Report have the highest knowledge of national and international affairs, while Fox News viewers rank nearly dead last. Judging by the fact-free truthiness contained in your post, methinks you’re probably a Fox fan.

  • Anonymous

    As opposed to watching the GOP debates?

  • Anonymous

    A perfect example of how hilarious Stephen Colbert is. ‘Let’s riff on the Herman Cain smile, but make it 3x as long.’

  • Anonymous

    Oh man that is some good irony in that post. Well done Mark. I see what ya did there. You pretended to make fun of Colbert but are really making fun of the GOP candidates who have spent weeks now reducing complex issues of the day into oversimplified campaign buzzwords , trying to convince thier small minded audience,….well you can guess the rest.

    Anyway, good job. Not sure I agree with the use of retarded though. That seems overly harsh, to actual retarded individuals.

  • Anonymous

    So what does Mark Prior want – he wants money to dictate the agenda at the expense of the voter. Strange that such a superior mind can not grasp the simple fact that politician do not care about the voters- rather they care about who will finance their campaign.

    Mark Prior – the reason why American politics has reached these absurdities is because Mark Prior and his cohorts are incapable of introspection, incapable of grasping the simplest of issues.

  • http://www.facebook.com/chris.mateo Christian Mateo Ortiz

    We all ready know about the issues, we just like to laugh at them

  • Anonymous

    Oooo! Now Colbert has a ‘dog-whistle’ too! How neat! His says, “I want my beloved OBAMO to win, so do what you can to fracture the GOP field!”

  • Чёрт Возьми

    That’s not the message I get from it.

  • AMP2020

    ahahahhaha

    Oh man. I don’t think any of the ads have been spectacular but I’m just happy that each is funny and excited for the next!

  • Чёрт Возьми

    It is even more diabolically clever when you hear Colbert explain it on his show. SC does not allow new candidates to be written in, AND it can not take Cain off the primary ballot because Cain didn’t drop out before the deadline for changing the ballot.
    So, Cain’s name is there, even though he isn’t running anymore, and the best part is that ANYONE who is registered to vote in SC can vote in the Republican primary. That includes Democrats, Independents, etc. ANY REGISTERED VOTER.
    Expect to see Cain (Colbert) beat Perry, Santorum, and Gingrich! It could happen.

  • Anonymous

    [This was directed at Prior, just FYI -- not Leto.]

  • Smack80

    Sweetie, you can believe that if it makes you feel superior. The rest of us are just going to have a good laugh.

  • Smack80

    That’s a whole different kind of humor. It’s the kind that has the potential to come back and bite us in the a$$.

  • Anonymous

    Its satire Mark.  Persons suffering from mental retardation are far too pragmatic to care about your insipid observations…

  • Anonymous

    Almost makes me want to live in South Carolina so I could vote…

  • http://PalinsDirtyLittleSecret.blogspot.com/ IcaughtOsamaClickHere4Proof

    Cain is out of the race for the same reason Sarah Palin never got in, the truth leaked out. He was the next version of her. The link in my name exposes the cover up

  • http://twitter.com/iamnotpretendin Justin Bean

    Who is doing the voiceover in the new commercial? It’s driving me crazy…

  • Anonymous

    The commercials are just the cherries on the cake.  The real absurdity is the process by which those commercials are funded.

  • WiddleBabyDanielson

    He picked up the term ‘dog-whistle’ about a week ago, and still hasn’t figured out what it means. 

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_EPFOXK66QTIV6VJZHCVWFQYCKY Katie

    it sounds like mandy patinkin to me

  • http://twitter.com/iamnotpretendin Justin Bean

    THATS IT THANK YOU

  • http://profiles.google.com/fatlibertarianinokc Fat Libertarian

    lol.. that slow smile at the end was perfect.. 

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Richard-Jones/100001374595021 Richard Jones

    I like some of his show but this BUTT head stunt after stunt involving the election is really just really STUPID I have never seen anyone trying to get attention saying look at me, look at me with his pomposity syndrome.

    I admire and enjoy the zings and mocks about the PACs and candidate goofyness, but there is such a thing as going too far and it becomes pure crap !  Except to the little young ones and the stoners. AND THE LITTLE YOUNG STONERS.

  • Anonymous

    if you do not understand the humor then the joke is on you. American politics is a joke.

  • Anonymous

    Wish they had a dislike link.  The last time I checked retarded didn’t mean stupid.  Ignorance is actually the greatest disability of all.

  • http://www.facebook.com/ddelgado David Delgado

    Love that smile

  • Larry Linn

    Stephen
    Colbert is a comedian, and the other Republican candidates are bad jokes. Pat
    Paulsen and Andy Kaufman tore down the gates, opened the door, and Colbert has
    charged through the portal!

  • Чёрт Возьми

    OK. You got my attention for a moment.
    Feel better?

  • Anonymous

    I bet Cain will get 15-20% of the vote. Colbert and Stewart have been sent here by the Gods to help bring about positive change in 2012. The Mayan Calendar says that 2012 is the end of a cycle and the beginning of a new one! For sure, our political system has run out of gas and we need a brand new way to way to run our society. This is what the total collapse of the Republican Party and the near collapse of the Democrat Party is shouting at us.

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