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Limbaugh Thinks Obama is After His Penis

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by Tommy Christopher | 8:15 am, August 26th, 2009

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rushbo As Steve Krakauer reported on Monday, rapper Jay-Z has commenced beefs with both Fox News’ Bill O’Reilly and radio host Rush Limbaugh, telling them to “fall back” and “get off (his) balls,” respectively. O’Reilly launched his own short, not-so-sweet reply last night, but it was El Rushbo who took the cake for weirdness-of-rejoinder. Apparently reticent to engage Hova, Limbaugh instead set his sights on President Obama, accusing the Commander-in-Chief of being some sort of Dick Reaper. Here’s Limbaugh’s response:

You heard correctly. Here’s the transcript of the relevant passage:

I would remind the rapper Jay-Z, Mr. Z, it is President Obama who wants mandated circumcision. We had that yesterday. That means if we need to save our penises from anybody, it’s Obama.

I know what you’re thinking, and yes, the President does have bigger things to worry about.

From whence does Limbaugh conjure this fantasy that has him beating off Obama’s Circumcision Squad with a stick? Is there some kind of proposal afoot to slice up Rush Limbaugh’s tackle?

Apparently, he pulled the idea out of Fox News’ ass, where it then exploded across the trembling right-wing blogosphere. They take a CDC report recommending circumcision as a way to prevent the spread of HIV, and tack on a phrase, “Universal Circumcision,” that appears nowhere in that report, or anywhere else. From there, it’s off to the races for painfully dumb and/or painfully dishonest conservative blogs.

As for Rush, his panic is understandable. The government, under George W. Bush, has already gone after Little Rush once, in a way, detaining him for posessing Viagra without a prescription. Still, the odds of something like that happening again are pretty stiff.

Bill O’Reilly, Jay-Z, Rush Limbaugh, Tommy Christopher

Magister

Though I loathe to think about it, but is Rush saying that he’s not circumsized?
Eustace Snodwill

When was the last time Mr Limbaugh was able to actually look down and see his ‘Little Rush’?
schmoovemoves

On the bright side, Rush would be well anesthetized if Obama showed up unannounced scalpel in hand.
http://www.swissarmyjew.com Keeva

Seems like a fairly small target for a chief executive.
http://www.facebook.com/people/Angela-Hayden/507212615 Angela Hayden

I would watch the video but Rush make’s me physically ill. Not kidding. He’ll say anything to keep his name in the news.
stinger498

It would be easy to say this is the final straw and makes Rush and his peers look like complete simpering idiots. Unfortunately, experience tells us there are a few million people who will eagerly embrace this rubbish.

How natural that a bunch of dickweeds would think their own preoccupation with genitalia must also obsess their enemies. For some guys, it’s all about how big they think their pecker is. And an enemy would naturally want to make is smaller.

I tremble for the future of the Republic. This is what it boils down to, dirty little boys playing with their weinies in the alley.

We eagerly await the next manifestation of the Republican national agenda. Will it include a plank against dick shortening?