Special Holiday Gift Ideas For Your Least Favorite Children: O’Reilly, Beck, And Limbaugh Comic Books!

by Jon Bershad | 4:13 pm, December 6th, 2010

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The holiday season is right around the corner and chances are there are some children you need to get presents for. Now, you could get them some kind of toy or game. However, if you really want your gift to stick out from the rest, may we recommend these comic books telling the biographical stories of Bill O’Reilly, Glenn Beck, or Rush Limbaugh! The comics feature everything children absolutely love: learning, politics, and news-oriented talk shows! No one’s gonna want to waste time with a Wii when these babies are around!

The comics are the products of Blue Water Productions and are part of their Political Power line. That line typically features biographies of politicians and presidents. But kids already know all about those guys from school. Now it’s time to hear all about the travails of those angry old guys mommy and daddy turn off the cartoons for. What fun!

Here’s the company’s post about the O’Reilly issue:

“‘It’s a biography’, says writer Jerome Maida, ‘To be more accurate, it’s part of a biography. Because there’s no way I could encompass the entirety of someone’s life that has the breadth and depth that I learned Bill O’Reilly’s does.’

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Maida wants to emphasize there are plenty of fun moments too. ‘Some scenes are pretty humorous. Bill was an admitted class clown, a hooligan and some of those scenes are fun while they still help you to understand his beliefs and values today, besides the apparent contrast.’

Maida says the book will focus mainly on O’Reilly from childhood to college, when he decided he definitely wanted a career as a journalist.”

Man, your child is going to just eat up the stories of wacky, young Bill right before they settle down for that night’s lengthy discussion about Obama’s body language and how that shows a subservient approach towards China. Well, he will if your child’s Jonathan Krohn.

Really though, we just can’t wait for the Superman/Batman style team-up book featuring the Bold & Fresh Tour. Together, Beck and O’Reilly can take on all kinds of adversaries, like Super Maureen Dowd or even…GASP…O’Reilly’s arch-nemesis: Zippy the Pinhead.

(via Politico)

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Atticus Draco

But kids already know all about those guys from school

I’m just guessing but,,,,
that statement has ‘public school educated’ stamped all over it!

i’ll bet ya,, Jon,, public schooled!
Pablo

Great! Now I can check off Sasha and Malia on my shopping list!
Greg

A peculiar new brand of child abuse… why does Limbaugh grimace so in his largest rendering… the images alone can cause psychic harm.
Just4thefax

Fact: Are these next to the comic book. Obama super hero!
stoogedudes

Well, hell. With these books, who needs coal?
timcajun

Being sold along with these comics are the conservatives children standard “Adolf the charm school years”, a must have for the brain washed tea youth on your list!
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Sean68

Sarcasm aside, go ahead and get your kid the book because the writing has got to be superior to that which appears on this site.
Jhonnsinnyon

The exact value of your comics will require you to research what exactly it is you have. As a rule of thumb, comics from the 80s and 90s are virtually worthless, and almost certainly worth significantly less than you probably paid for them originally. If the comics are from the 1960s and earlier, you’ll almost certainly be looking at a decent sum of money.
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skyfet

Books like this use to have an American hero a young child looks up to emulate in their life. Now it’s full off the least appropriate individuals, who divide the people to make more buck for themselves. What a sad state of affairs.
Jackyboy

skyfet said:
Books like this use to have an American hero a young child looks up to emulate in their life. Now it’s full off the least appropriate individuals, who divide the people to make more buck for themselves. What a sad state of affairs.

Oh please get off your high horse. It’s a COMIC BOOK, not some statement of the degeneration of what you think society should be. I highly doubt you are being forced to read it so what’s the beef? You know you don’t have to buy it or read it.
RichardBraincase

skyfet said:
Books like this use to have an American hero a young child looks up to emulate in their life. Now it’s full off the least appropriate individuals, who divide the people to make more buck for themselves. What a sad state of affairs.

Yeah, the Company’s Al Gore and Al Franken ones really drive your point home. No need in mentioning those in this article – doesn’t fit the narrative so why bother.
RichardBraincase

Actually if you or the author of this article bother go to the comic book site, they are being sold right next to Al Gore and Al Franken cominc books .
jrcmi

These “Three Stooges” ARE cartoons!

Worse, they are liars and opportunists who stoke hatred, ignorance and divisiveness – for profit.
CAconservative

These books are sure to become heirlooms. What a wonderful gift to give to those who have everything.
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Special Holiday Gift Ideas For Your Least Favorite Children: O’Reilly, Beck, And Limbaugh Comic Books!

That’s just a plain mean headline.