The September Issue: it’s not just the title of the highly anticipated R.J Cutler documentary about Anna Wintour, its also what every magazine loving fashionista anxiously awaits, its hefty size a welcome antidote to the malnourished August issue. But judging from Elle’s September cover, which features Jennifer Aniston clad in black leather (last month anyone?), it’s beginning to look a lot like August.

Elle magazine’s feature article on Miley Cyrus opens with a poem about sugar treats and delicious cookies — revealing that something’s a bit off. At first glance, this reads as innocent enough opening copy. In the context of the super hot vixen photo shoot of the 16 year-old star of Hannah Montana, it feels weird. On Special Victims Unit they call it the “lure.”