Careful . Pat can do a 2,000 lb . leg press .

The Lantern of Truth said:
Careful . Pat can do a 2,000 lb . leg press .

and he’s never been wrong about predicting natural disasters.

Is it rape if the angel is drunk?

Sodomy
Homo-sexual
Man to Man Sexual activity
Sex with men by men
Adam and Steve

Something ties these terms together

This old dude is looney tunes.

This guy needs to retire already, He should have been cursed years ago. Constant phony predictions should have been enough to send him to the asylum.

Pat Robertson just released a new statement:

Pat now believes the Angels were to blame. The Angels were asking for it by dressing “provocatively”.

Ahhh…….Angel rape…..that’s not good man……it’s mean…

At this point Pat Robertson probably believes he was a young boy living outside Sodom during those dark days.

It is only a matter of time before Pat goes Harold Camping bat guano crazy. Take that to the bank.

And people make fun of Scientology and Dianetics. Xenu makes as much or more sense than “angel rape”.

In regards to an article posted last weekend here, I have heard angel rape is a problem in prisons.

LOGICandREASON said:
Sodomy
Homo-sexual
Man to Man Sexual activity
Sex with men by men
Adam and Steve

Something ties these terms together

Father, why do these words sound so nasty?
Masturbation
Can be fun
Join the holy orgy
Kama Sutra
Everyone!

I thought he was dead

Snowspot said:
Is it rape if the angel is drunk?

Yes, If the Angel was drunk on Ambrosia or Soma, nectars of the Gods

100 years in Dante’s Seventh Circle of Hell is the minimum punishment under sentencing guidelines.
500 years if the defendant is not a natural born citizen of Sodom or Gomorrah.
(source Vattel’s Law of Nations and Blackstone’s Commentaries)

Makes Jeremiah Wright look like a hesitant Deacon.

Did you see the wings that angel was wearing? She was asking for it.

LOGICandREASON said:
Sodomy
Homo-sexual
Man to Man Sexual activity
Sex with men by men
Adam and Steve

Something ties these terms together

Yes: your dirty mind.

LOGICandREASON said:
Sodomy
Homo-sexual
Man to Man Sexual activity
Sex with men by men
Adam and Steve

Something ties these terms together

Prohibited in Bronze Age priestly text’s along with the consumption of shellfish?

What kind of pansy-assed angels can get overpowered and defiled by mere mortals?

Ronald McReagan said:
What kind of pansy-assed angels can get overpowered and defiled by mere mortals?

Some Angels loose their wings.

What a shame it is that that big ball of suet-wrapped hatred, Jerry Falwell, didn’t keel over on top of Robertson and take him with him when he checked out. That would have been a great morning in America.

Nature Freak said:
Some Angels loose their wings.

Then they should ring some damn bells and get them back.

Nature Freak said:
Yes, If the Angel was drunk on Ambrosia or Soma, nectars of the Gods

100 years in Dante’s Seventh Circle of Hell is the minimum punishment under sentencing guidelines.
500 years if the defendant is not a natural born citizen of Sodom or Gomorrah.
(source Vattel’s Law of Nations and Blackstone’s Commentaries)

What about underage Angels?

Bruce said:
What about underage Angels?

Those are known as Cherubs or Cherubim.

Messing around with Cherubs is basically pedophilia.

As for punishment, you think Hell is bad? Chris Hansen even feels sorry for those who mess with Cherubim.

Frances, the people of Soddom didn’t know they were Angels. And Lot even offered up his 2 virgin daughters to them, but they wanted the men.

Ronald McReagan said:
What kind of pansy-assed angels can get overpowered and defiled by mere mortals?

They weren’t. The angels blinded the men.

Ronald McReagan said:
Then they should ring some damn bells and get them back.

They’re fallen.
And they can’t get their wings back up.
Bells are useless at this point . So is Life Alert.
It sucks being a fallen Angel.

CaptainAmerica said:
Frances, the people of Soddom didn’t know they were Angels. And Lot even offered up his 2 virgin daughters to them, but they wanted the men.

Lot had an incestuous relationship between his daughters. Lucky for Lot there were no Chris Hansen’s around in 1500 BCE.

Lot was a pedophile. Look it up.

with his daughters.
My Bad.

“…I was a Flower of the mountain yes when I put the rose in my hair like the Andalusian girls used or shall I wear a red yes and how he kissed me under the Moorish wall and I thought well as well him as another and then I asked him with my eyes to ask again yes and then he asked me would I yes to say yes my mountain flower and first I put my arms around him yes and drew him down to me so he could feel my breasts all perfume yes and his heart was going like mad and yes I said yes I will Yes. ”
– Pat Robertson as Ralph Spoilsport

On a serious note, I presume no one here actually believes this Sodom and Gomorrah story is literal.

The Illiad and The Odessey are more factual and believable than Genesis

BTW, Lots’ daughters may have been above the age of consent, so their relationship was perhaps only incestuous.

The Rig Vida even makes way more sense than Genesis. Genesis is fascinating and is great science fiction as well as containing some lovely prose, it is a compilation of multiple authors and quite altered in a later date. And as a philosophical work it is lacking. Those crazy sky Gods!

Google “Priestly source” “Jahwist” and “redactor”.

From the Song of Solomon.

She
12 While the king was at his table,
my perfume spread its fragrance.
13 My beloved is to me a sachet of myrrh
resting between my breasts.
14 My beloved is to me a cluster of henna blossoms
from the vineyards of En Gedi.

He
15 How beautiful you are, my darling!
Oh, how beautiful!
Your eyes are doves.

I find the Old and New Testaments beautiful collections of writings. Without the KJV English would be very different today.

I would not base a modern worldwide civilization on the Bible, especially the Torah(the Torah is one of Man’s great literary works but in 2011 is past its prime). Shakespeare is beautiful but I still do not worship William’s collected plays. The New Testament does have some really good parts mixed in, but books like Revelation, which is meant to be allegorical (sorry Left Behinders), create problems.
Enough, this is way to lengthy of a subject for me to dive into before bed.

I apologize to any believers I have insulted. America is about freedom of religion and freedom of interpretation as well.

After all this “Gay” talk today, I changed my avatar to Catherine Zeta Jones. Even I have my limits.

FYI…If you consider yourself to be a follower of Christ yes, you do believe the bible. I will believe God before I believe humans lately. Lately we see nothing but slanderers, fibbers, and thieves in our government and media. The government unfortunately represents the people…or do they? If God states “Do not do it”, and Homosexuality is an abomination”, then I tend to believe it is not a very good idea to try it if you want God on your good side. God also said quite clearly to “kill” those who were committing homosexual acts. Of course today we would not even consider that (unless you’re a Muslim), and the best move would be to pray for those sinning such as homosexuals. But no, America must “celebrate” homosexuality and put it on a pedestal! We don’t happen to do that with any other sin do we? Well, we shall see how this pans out for those Americans who think this is no big deal. If God destroys towns where homosexuality is rampant I have to think we’re in for some righteous anger. And you thought global warming was bad…..

mary1160 said:

If God states “Do not do it”, and Homosexuality is an abomination”, then I tend to believe it is not a very good idea to try it if you want God on your good side. God also said quite clearly to “kill” those who were committing homosexual acts.

mary1160,

Catherine Zeta Jones is my new sexy avatar….

How much more to you want from Nature Freak? Please do not destroy my small Florida town. I will watch ESPN and read Tim Tebow’s new book until sunrise, then I will drive to Joe’s Mons Venus strip joint down in Tampa tomorrow afternoon. I promise on a stack of Bibles!

I don’t want to turn into salt!

Let me redux this

mary1160,
Catherine Zeta Jones is my new sexy avatar….
How much more to you want from Nature Freak? Please do not destroy my small Florida town. I will watch ESPN and read Tim Tebow’s new book until sunrise, then I will drive to Joe’s Mons Venus strip joint down in Tampa tomorrow afternoon. I promise on a stack of Bibles!

I don’t want to turn into salt!
I’m sorry………….

I thought he was calling for the world to end back in May or was that someone else. It’s hard to keep track of these evangelical crazies out there.

mary1160,
you say “God destroys towns where homosexuality is rampant ”

Does watching Brazilian tranny porn count? Is that straight or gay? They look like women to me.
Nature Freak is scared.

Pat needs to worry about Pat and his diamond mines and let god handle the rest in his own way
Im sure he got some words for Pat as well.

The angels didn’t call it rape. Now that they can look back on it, they just made a mistake, a lapse in judgment if you will…

Nature Freak said:
Let me redux this mary1160,Catherine Zeta Jones is my new sexy avatar….How much more to you want from Nature Freak? Please do not destroy my small Florida town. I will watch ESPN and read Tim Tebow’s new book until sunrise, then I will drive to Joe’s Mons Venus strip joint down in Tampa tomorrow afternoon. I promise on a stack of Bibles! I don’t want to turn into salt!I’m sorry………….

you are not even funny.

Fact: Moral decay in loony liberal land is shown here on most of the Post before mine. When it’s at the end I wonder if they will repeat the same evil comments at the time when they themselves are judged. Pat is just trying to help and that’s it.

Pat Robertson is the religious host of a show about religion.

Religious belief WOULD naturally be the focus of the show…

The 700 Club is not Meet The Press.

Just4thefax said:
Fact: Moral decay in loony liberal land is shown here on most of the Post before mine. When it’s at the end I wonder if they will repeat the same evil comments at the time when they themselves are judged. Pat is just trying to help and that’s it.

This just in: no one is judging anybody. And if by some strange twist that judgement DOES happen, folks in your crew are really in for it. After all: judge not lest ye be judged.

Moron.

Just4thefax said:
Fact: Moral decay in loony liberal land is shown here on most of the Post before mine. When it’s at the end I wonder if they will repeat the same evil comments at the time when they themselves are judged. Pat is just trying to help and that’s it.

If you actually believe Pat Robertson, even most of the conservatives on this site laugh in your face.

Just4thefax said:
Fact: Moral decay in loony liberal land is shown here on most of the Post before mine. When it’s at the end I wonder if they will repeat the same evil comments at the time when they themselves are judged. Pat is just trying to help and that’s it.

I rather spend eternity in Hell than be in some sort of pseudo Heaven with people like yourself and Cecelia.

justanotherconservative said:
you are not even funny.

Yes I am.
Bite me.

Nature Freak said:
I rather spend eternity in Hell than be in some sort of pseudo Heaven with people like yourself and Cecelia.

Cecelia, I recently read one of your posts. I apologize for mentioning your name here. Please forgive me.

Nature Freak

Not only does Jesus not say it, the entire Bible *never* says that homosexuality was the problem in Sodom.

Instead, it says that Sodom was destroyed because they were greedy: they were conservative Republicans.

Now this was the sin of your sister Sodom: She and her daughters were arrogant, overfed and unconcerned; they did not help the poor and needy. – Ezekiel 16:40

Isaiah chapter 1 says the same thing. This whole anti-gay thing is nothing but slander.

Even the Genesis account says ALL the people of Sodom wanted to meet the angels. That means women, and children too for that matter.

Why on Earth would people think that meant homosexuality?

The most reasonable interpretation is that they thought Lot was lying when he said he had angels in his house who were going to destroy them. It was an angry mob – not an issue of sexuality, and not even rape, any more than “F* you” means rape.

Sad.

Pat is right, but I have another take.  I wrote an artical called “Gay Marrage is Covetousness” http://dl.dropbox.com/u/31276689/Gay%20Marriage%20is%20Covetousness3.docx

Pro Tip:  “Breaking near sacred guest laws to gang-rape one of God’s messengers” =/= “homosexuality”

No, really.  I double-checked the Bible and several definitive dictionaries.  The definition of homosexuality doesn’t overlap with that at all.  And the boy needs to learn to choose the right passages if he wants to condemn homosexuality or whatever.  And if he’s going to call America names, calling us the new Rome or Babylon would be more effective and less … hilariously confusing.