SNL Makes Steamy Ad For Junk-Grabbing TSA

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by Ray Rahman | 12:28 am, November 21st, 2010

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The TSA is having a bit of an image problem, what with reports of rampant, illicit junk-touching—a problem on which even President Obama was asked to comment. So, with the busy holiday season approaching, the chartiable folks at SNL tried to help out by making a steamy new ad for the TSA, one that rebrands intrusive pat-downs as intimate companionship.

In the mode of 1-900 number ads, the new TSA spot teases flyers with the prospect of having their “businesses” touched by attractive lady agents. But unlike those late-night phone-sex services, this ad was frank about who will actually be touching your junk—Kenan Thompson.

Watch SNL stoke the junk-touching fire with this hot new TSA promo:

Anne Hathaway, SNL, TSA, TSA Crotch

http://gordonbloyershow.com gordonbloyershow

Very funny.
http://www.facebook.com/people/David-Mangan/100000213524770 David Mangan

Hilarious… Wonder if Janet Napolezbotano and Johnny Pistole caught this little ad for their employees, all of whom are protected by SEIU union thugs. That’s why they don’t get busted for breaking urostomy bags or asking a USAIR attendant to remove her prosthetic bra-filling device necessary because of a breast cancer mastectomy.

What a career…! I wonder if these Untermenschen and Unterfrauelein enjoy their jobs processing peoples’ bodies.
http://www.karlspensen.blogspot.com Karl Spensen

David Mangan said:
Janet Napolezbotano

HAhahahAHahahahAHAHAHAHAHhahahaHAHAHA I GET IT!!!1111 Because she is a GAY!!!!!!!!1111 HAHAhahahAHAHAhahahAHAHHahahahaha LOL YES!!!!!!111
Just4thefax

Fact: Need Barbra Bush’s comment on this one.
skyfet

Funny stuff! those Jokers better keep their hands to themselves.
http://www.libertarianism.com/ Jack Burns

Ya ya, Everything is a joke now, Wait till Thanksgiving or Christmas when the masses have had enough and all refuse to be searched and just decide to stay home The feds would love this., but our economy would not….
J Baustian

It’s like 1773 all over again.
njoy-d-ride

Did ya REALLY expect SNL to NOT touch this???