You should watch this “Mulled Wines” parody of “Blurred Lines” by BBC Radio 1’s Greg (Pharr-elf) and Chris Smith (Father Chris Smith) and incorporate it into your holiday playlist for the following reasons:
1. It contains less date rape than the original.
2. It contains less date rape than “Baby It’s Cold Outside.”
3. It has the same catchy beat as “Blurred Lines,” so you don’t have to feel guilty listening to it, when the original invariably gets stuck in your head.
What rhymes with mince pies? (Fun fact: real lyric!)
[h/t Huffington Post]
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