Chris Wallace: Aside from the Perpetual White House Chaos, It’s All ‘Puppies and Unicorns Here’

A wonderfully droll Chris Wallace has been on a roll today recapping every crazy thing that’s happened this week.

First he said Game of Thrones has “nothing” on this White House, and then, in talking with Shep Smith, he put things a little more forcefully:

“Hope Hicks has quit, the person closest to the President among his White House staff. The President hates his Attorney General, the deputy Attorney General is defending the Attorney General from the attack from the President. Gary Cohn, the national economic advisor, is threatening to quit because of the fact that the President announced these tariffs over his objection. The President reportedly wants to oust his national security advisor. Somebody is trying to get Jared Kushner. And there’s a report in the New York Times today that the President is telling Kushner he is sorry he’s taking all these slings and arrows while he is supposedly at the same time saying to John Kelly, ‘Help me get Kushner and Ivanka out of here.’ So other than that, it is sweetness, light, puppies, and unicorns here in DC.”

(Incidentally, Shep Smith said this was “a nice clip for whoever picks up clips.” And, well, yeah.)

Watch above, via Fox News.

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