Nintendo Purposely Made its New Switch Cartridges Taste Terrible so Naturally Everyone on the Internet is Licking Them
While adults generally know that the cartridges of our electronics are not meant to be eaten, babies have a harder time with that kind of thing. That’s why, according to IGN’s Alance Pearce, when Nintendo made its new devices, they made the cartridges taste really, really terrible.
Okay, so, turns out Nintendo Switch cartridges taste awful so kids won't eat them. I, uh, just licked one and can confirm: TASTES BAD MAN.
— Alanah Pearce (@Charalanahzard) March 1, 2017
But…you know what happens when you find out something tastes terrible. You need to know, immediately, what it tastes like. Everyone on the Internet agrees, and now licking your Nintendo Switch cartridge is a thing that’s happening all over Twitter and on gaming and tech blogs:
Nintendo Switch cartridges taste terrible because chemistry! pic.twitter.com/27PEtb6PNF
— Kyle Hill (@Sci_Phile) March 2, 2017
Nintendo: "we put a bad flavor on our cartridges so kids are discouraged from putting them on their mouth"
All of us: "we must taste it"
— デッグ (@Monodi) March 2, 2017
YOU (FOOLISH): The Nintendo Switch cartridges taste terrible.
ME (ENLIGHTENED): Mayhap you should cook them, to release the true flavour
— YOU GOT THAT WRONG (@NotFaulty) March 2, 2017
Nintendo Switch Cartridges Taste So Bad https://t.co/rNUtDg7xbW #games #news pic.twitter.com/7qt7y05yh7
— WOW Fangirl (@wowfangirlXL) March 1, 2017
personally I've been licking cartridges as long as I can remember and I'm looking forward to Nintendo's New Taste
— 12oz Fox ➡️️ MA? (@Hulex) March 2, 2017
Finally decided to taste a Nintendo Switch cart
Can confirm it tastes like the 7 pits of hell
— RODEO THE MONONOFU (@socialanigirl) March 2, 2017
I read online that Nintendo Switch cartridges taste terrible and I can confirm that it is true
— Boblo (@TheReezinator) March 2, 2017
Nintendo Switch Cartridges Taste So Bad
— Mohini Mcdowall (@gagemohohehu) March 2, 2017
Nintendo Switch out tomorrow. Don't taste the cartridge!!! #ThursdayThoughts pic.twitter.com/3rGRT86NBl
— Aundra Hawkins (@aundrahawkins) March 2, 2017
See, now I want to taste a Nintendo Switch cartridge far more than I want to own a Switch.
— kylemisc (@kylemisc) March 2, 2017
Don’t we all…
[featured image via Twitter/@monodi]
