The Donald Wants to Give You a Patriotic Orgasm With New ‘Trump Train’ Space Jam Extended Ad
As the final hours tick away on the New York primary battle today, the candidates are all trying last-ditch efforts to encourage their supporters to get out and vote. While Hillary Clinton is holding a series of events in New York City, Republican frontrunner Donald J. Trump took to Twitter (unsurprisingly) with a wonderful gift for us all to enjoy: a fan-made video compiled of the, uh, let’s call it best moments of the Trump campaign set to the Space Jam soundtrack.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) April 19, 2016
To be more specific, it’s C’Mon Ride the Train by Quad City DJ’s, the hit 1996 track from the Walkman era that you probably haven’t heard in years. The video is well worth a watch all the way to the end, if for no other reason than to spot your favorite Trump surrogates from the 2016 campaign: Katrina Pierson. Diamond and Silk. Even that Hispanic woman from October who screamed, “Yes, Mr. Trump! We love you! We love you, all the way to the White House!” They all make an appearance in the video, which seems to have been originally edited by a fan on Twitter identified as Mark F. (@Immigrant4Trump), whose personal social media feed reads like Trump standing of Fifth Avenue while shouting messages of support at every imaginable demographic.
Despite the fact that the song includes the word “train” 28 times, the video is interspersed with countless images of Trump’s plane. It’s an incredibly patriotic piece of art that includes a smash cut of fireworks, the American flag, and a bald eagle dramatically flipping its head to its left.
Please do yourselves a favor and enjoy the next 3:30 of your life by clicking above. Oh also, ten points to whoever in the comments section below can identify why President Barack Obama makes an appearance at the 1:20 mark lifting weights in the gym.
I still can’t figure that one out.
[image via screengrab]
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