In what the local media described as an “out-of-control” situation, a heard of sheep ransacked remnants of a cannabis factory that had spilled over onto the side of the road.
In Swansea Valley South Wales, the sheep were found creating utter destruction in people’s gardens after ingesting large amounts of the residual marijuana, presumably looking for Doritos or Taco Bell in the process.
“There is already a flock of sheep roaming the village causing a nuisance,” said Swansea Valley Councillor Ioan Richard. He continued, “We could have an outbreak of psychotic sheep rampaging through the village.”
(NOTE TO SELF: MOVIE IDEA)
One of the sheep — and I really hope this is true — reportedly broke into a bungalow and caused a mess in someone’s bedroom.
Some people aren’t so sure that the behavior of the stoned sheep is a direct result of all that high quality herb, however. As local barmaid Leanne Philips told the Daily Beast, “My educated guess, having lived a long time around sheep, is that if they had consumed the cannabis, they would have then eaten a bit more of the normal grass and then gone to sleep.”
Eaten normal grass and gone to sleep? That doesn’t sound nearly as much fun, Leanne. We’ll stick with the psychotic stoner sheep theory, thanks.
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