Listen to the Song Rachel Dolezal’s Ex-Fiancé Wrote in Tribute to Her ‘Vajayjay’
The Rachel Dolezal news cycle is currently on day six. Please send help.
Donald Trump‘s bizarre mega-announcement hasn’t seemed to stem the internet’s voracious appetite for all things Dolezal: After debating the term “transracial” for a few days, people have moved on to scouring the web for information about her dysfunctional upbringing, her amateur sex tape with her allegedly abusive ex-husband, and her estranged brother who faces charges on sexual abuse.
And then came this: A 2013 musical recording — entitled “For the Rest of My Life” — by Dolezal’s former fiancé, Maurice Turner, declaring his eternal devotion to her and his unending desire to kiss her and appreciate her “vajayjay” forever.
“Baby, you are as sexy as you wanna be,” Turner rap-sings over a horn-bass-and-clap sample. “The ass is astronomical, your breasts are so phenomenal. Your legs are the sensual bridges to Heaven, the sweetest vajayjay more cosmic than the Milky Way.” The video features a slideshow of Dolezal in sensual poses, showing off a big ol’ rock on her finger, and giving kissy lips to the camera.
The Roots drummer and Tonight Show band leader Questlove poked fun at the terrible song:
— Questlove Gomez (@questlove) June 14, 2015
And over at the Daily Beast, Luke O’Neil found a DJ to admirably try and remix the tune into something slightly better. Take a listen over yonder.
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