Dick Cheney Kept A Resignation Note In Expectation Of Debilitating Heart Attack
As it turns out, we weren’t the only ones worrying that Dick Cheney was on the verge of suffering a debilitating heart attack while acting as vice president. Apparently, while in office, he kept a signed resignation letter locked away in a safe, secret to all but a few, for just in case. Having successfully survived two terms, and long enough after to throw together a 576 page memoir, he’s ready to admit: maybe he was a little afraid.
“The possibility that I might have a heart attack or a stroke that would be incapacitating… there is no mechanism for getting rid of a vice president who can’t function,” he told NBC in an interview that will be aired Monday, in coordination with the publication of his memoir, In My Time: A Personal and Political Memoir. The memoir, Cheney says in the same interview, will likely result in “heads exploding all over Washington.” That being the case, look out for seismic readings next week that are higher than yesterday’s record breaking earthquake.
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