Congrats Conservatives, you’ve become an Onion article from 1996.

I remember Newton Gingerich – the former
ten-term congressman from an Atlanta-area district was Speaker of the House and
resigned in disgrace. He resigned in disgrace because he was “Womanizing”! Kinda
like raising Cain! Newton’s conservative stance will not stand as his “Contract
for America” didn’t stand, and “trickle down” didn’t trickle! Compassionate
Conservatism wasn’t! This man is a retread, re-hashed and regurgitation of
failed concepts doomed to failure again! His third wife testifies to his
conservative stance and womanizing! The Treasonous
Erring Anarchist party were willing to take down the US debt even at their own
expense! The TEA party led and infused Republican/GOP party are fighting the
Sarbanes Oxley act of 2002 and the Frank Dodd Act because
these two acts provide guidelines and restrictions put into place resulting from
the recession of 2007 and 2008! There were major corporate and accounting
scandals like Enron,
Adelphia, TYCO and Worldcom which cost investors billions. The Frank Dodd Act
provided a sweeping overhaul of America’s financial regulatory
system to consolidate agencies, regulate financial markets,
implement consumer protection, provide financial crisis tools for the FDIC and
improving accounting processes and tightening credit rating regulations. America
stands at a cross roads in the next election Are we going to be held hostage by
this radical fringe element, or are we going to take our country
back?

Thank you media machine for telling us who to vote for.

Seriously, the joke is still in the White House.

“Newt Gingrich Is Officially The Frontrunner”

Translation: The GOP has officially lost its collective mind.

Watching Newt absolutely shred Barry in a debate would be hugely entertaining!

All hail the philanderer!

Newt # 1: Good, now I can foresee a 50 state landslide for Obama.

Bill Maher was on GMA this morning discussing recent polling. He was talking about Cain’s recent drop in the polls and then said how he wishes Romney wins the GOP nomination because it’s the only thing stopping ‘The Rise of the Apes.’

This is obviously code for racism because he is secretly calling Cain an Ape, monkey, neanderthal. He does not want a black president. And how dare he use this term, considering this infamous stereotype of blacks. I expect liberals to call Maher a racist, I expect news stories on MSNBC tonight, I expect Al Shartpon and Cornel West to comment on this, and I expect Media Matters to do an article about it. I mean if Rick Perry saying ‘black cloud’ is code for racism against Obama then this is even worse….
Wow…. I was thinking like a liberal….don’t ever want that to happen again. 

This won’t last long.  Only reason Newt is doing well is because he hasn’t been a leading candidate and refuses to go after the other candidates.  Now that he’s the lead dog, expect people to pile on him left and right.  I see Santorum as the GOP’s next flavor of the month.

“Newt Gingrich is Officially….”

Does anyone have a dictionary which defines the word “official?”
If so, could you send it to Mediaite?

“Newt Gingrich Is Officially The Frontrunner According To Recent GOP Public Policy Poll”
…and we all know what that means: the lamestream socialist fake-news media will now begin their fear-and-smear campaign of lies, slime-attacks and hysterical bogus claims and unsupported accusations against gingrich. They obviously can’t defend their outrageously incompetent, anti-American, anti-Semitic, radical socialist extremist pathetic excuse for a president, so they have nothing else but to attack the opposition.

That was my first thought, too. 

“Faster, faster, we need another master!” -Merry-Go-Round chant

Bubble gum regains its flavor on the bedpost overnight.

Words escape me.

  Is this to make us feel better when they pick Mitt?

Which means it is time for the lib media to smear him now.  

I’d go the pedophilia route.  No one’s going to believe this guy was shtooping any bitch.  

I think he’s got a dyke sister and  a crazy mother.  Shake out some of those skeletons.  

The problem Dems will have with Newt is that he is probably the smartest one running (including Obama) and that all his dirty laundry has come out.

I’m sure Newt didn’t start as very many people’s first (or second or third) choice in this GOP race … but, the more you listen to these candidates, he does tend to stand out for his command of the issues. I’m actually surprised he didn’t start to gain traction sooner.

It’s amazing how the media can manufacture a candidate’s position in the polls.
The media reported Newt’s comeback BEFORE any comeback began and VIOLA!

Oh well, I guess this is good news.  Every new GOP frontrunner has embarrassed himself and the Republican party and I don’t imagine it will be any different with  ol’ Newtie.

Too bad Obama’s killing him. 
http://www.rasmussenreports.com/public_content/politics/elections/election_2012/election_2012_presidential_election/2012_presidential_matchups

Gingrich and his “Family Values”??

“Gingrich, like several of his colleagues, were not immune from charges of infidelity.
In 1998, Salon reported that, much like his first marriage, Newt was dogged with rumors about alleged infidelities. In addition to rumors swirling around the Hill in 1997 and 1998, Gingrich faced accusations that he conducted an affair in 1977 based on his ability to deny that he’d “had sex” with a woman. From the 1995 Vanity Fair profile:”

“In the spring of 1977, [Anne Manning, who admitted to a relationship with Gingrich that started during his 1976 campaign] was in Washington to attend a census-bureaus workshop when Gingrich took her to dinner at a Vietnamese restaurant. He met her back at her modest hotel room. “We had oral sex,” she says. “He prefers that modus operandi because then he can say, “I never slept with her.” Indeed, before Gingrich left that evening, she says, he threatened her: “If you ever tell anybody about this, I’ll say you’re lying.”
“A neighbor of his first wife, Jackie’s, said he, too, saw Gingrich engaging in extramarital oral sex.
Kip Carter, who lived a few doors down from the couple, saw more than he wanted to. “We had been out working a football game —I think it was the Bowdon game— and we would split up. It was a Friday night. I had Newt’s daughters, Jackie Sue and Kathy, with me. We were all supposed to meet back at this professor’s house. It was a milk-and-cookies kind of shakedown thing, buck up the troops. I was cutting across the yard to go up the driveway. There was a car there. As I got to the car, I saw Newt in the passenger seat and one of the guys’ wives with her head in his lap going up and down. Newt kind of turned and gave me his little-boy smile. Fortunately, Jackie Sue and Kathy were a lot younger and shorter then.”http://tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com/2010/08/gingrich_profile_featuring_ex-wife_begets_question.php

How does it feel teababbers to know you’re going to the prom with your 5th choice?

 He said “Rise of the Apes”.  If he was referring to Cain he would’ve said “Ape”.  Rick Perry is clearly an ape, and so is Newt.  Nice try though.

 Too bad Newt will never get that far.  He will be brought down before the primaries even begin. 

Who’s Barry? 

Blech.

I wonder when the rumor that Newt is intelligent will die.

…kinda like 2008.

Flavor of the week, Newt Gingrich?  Oh goodie !  I’ll get the popcorn….

…????

…Happy times for Mr Gingrich and ever not.

Since everyone else is having a spell at the Republican Front Runner spot…

Actually, it is quite possible. 

If the GOP establishment concludes that, no matter what they want to do (Romney), they simply cannot convince the 75% of anti-Romney types or the TP or both to accept Romney, Gingrich is perfectly acceptable as a party man. Not actually ELECTABLE, but certainly acceptable. The GOP is hedging with Romney anyway, liked they hedged with McCain in 2008, trying to allow for the possibility that they might fluke a win over Obama with a guy who looks presidential. The GOP was ALWAYS going to lose in 2008 unless the Ds nominated someone with a big scandal in their past or some other huge flaw. And this time around, McConnell put the GOP into a Shrodinger’s box with the “sole goal” approach: if they actually look inside the box, their little kitty is going to die. 

They just can’t make their mind. Almost all the candidates have been a frontrunner at some point.

Romney-Trump-Romney-Bachmann-Romney-Perry-Romney-Cain-Romney-Gingrich-……

It’s same old story over and over again. First they fall in love with someone who’s sooooooo conservative and sooooooo patriotic but then they realize how unqualified he/she is. So they move on to next candidate. Now they love Gingrich, he’s “mr. November”. But then they see he’s a moron and pick another frontrunner.

Mark my words Rick Santorum will be the fontrunner before Christmas.

Too bad that will never happen.

Yeah, I don’t think Maher was being racist. Its a parody of the liberal race card, smartypants. 

I hope Newt is the republican candidate so Fox News can attempt to make him a better family man than Obama.  Would be fun to laugh at.

It could be close, and it’s certainly not new: each of FDR, Ike, LBJ & Reagan had landslide victories.

In fact, both FDR & Reagan ahead landslide victories IN SPITE OF actually then being in or having recently gone through recession. The meme that “it’s the economy stupid” is a kind of rule of thumb; it has never been an absolute.

LOL at you searching for racism. “Apes” is in plural form.

Michelle you have no problems or feel any pause about Newt’s past?  You’d support him?

LOL
YEAH! It’s gonna be pretty awesome!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I watched that too, and it was nothing of the kind. It WAS however a stupid image to raise, because even at its optimal (The apes in the Planet of series were of course highly socialized hominids far more like us than our relatives.), the image had to do with post-Apocalypse.

And how stupid is it of YOU to claim Maher is opposed to a black president: take a look around – we HAVE one, right now, in the White House.

Clearly
Using your brain isn’t an option?

Before this is all done, every man, woman, & child in the US will briefly lead the polls in the race for the Republican nomination.

And I will be the first to call them all RINOs.

You wouldn’t know a joke if it slapped you in the face. 

Sarcasm is lost on you. 

I disagree. Newt is a known quantity and quality; he’s been the Speaker, he was in the House for years and years, and he’s a party fixture. With Bachmann, she was easily replaceable as the TP favorite and was in fact replaced at the first chance, by Perry. With Perry, the nation did not know much about him, and he disappointed the GOP for being, uh, nuanced, especially on immigration, as he MUST be to get elected governor in Texas; the “dumb” gaffes of course did not help, but they also got magnified because he was ‘new’ – if he was Gerald Ford gaffing on Poland, or Obama gaffing on 57 states, it would have been far more minor, because by then each was widely known to be smarter than the gaffe suggested. With Creepy Cain, it was a fad, like the hula hoop, useful only in expressing the GOP base’s deep desire for a Not Romney. But Newt is not nuts like Bachmann, not new like Perry, not a Hail Mary like Creepy Cain. He is Newt; we all know Newt, and we all know he will be Newt to the day he has his heart attack or stroke or diabetes attack.

Feels pretty good. I love the spin people are putting on this. This is the WHOLE point of a primary. It is to hear what all the candidates have to say before its time to elect them. Most voters have not decided who they want to vote for yet. Its only logical that people are going to rise and fall. Especially since most people do not know much about any of the candidates. And the only time the media spends any time on a candidate is when they are leading the polls. Then it is full attack mode. So it doesnt surprise me a bit that there is no clear front runner.  Are we just supposed to be mindless drones and accept the candidate the media has already chosen for us? You know, Romney (and strangely John Huntsman. MSNBC LOVES this guy. I dont get it).  And its not going to surprise me one bit that the media will start to focus its smear campaign to Newt. 

Hey, Newt doesn’t need the media to smear him, he took care of that himself, a long time ago. The GOP base will not care about his ethics problem in the late 1990s, that was never all that clear to the general population anyway – that will be left up to the Ds and Obama to bring out. It was actually not nearly as clear at “ethics problem” suggests; it had to do with breaking House reporting rules on how to realize profits from outside enterprises, in that case a book deal. With all the corruption in politics in the years since, it seems quite a bit less shocking. The FACTS are that Newt deliberately contrived a way around the House rules and then lied to an investigating committee, but you can see that is going to take more work to portray than the msm in a GOP nomination contest is going to want to portray: the media wants a horse race, and Newt offers a horse race. 

I give him three weeks as the front runner. Once they start running the climate change commercial again with Nancy Pelosi, Republicans will start to realize why the got rid of him in the first place.

Seek help.

This meme comes up multiple times in every thread where Newt gets mentioned.

Newt is like that community college prof that was sleeping with his students, a third rate theorist with a bunch of superficially cool sounding ideas. He is a bully and a coward, and bullies and cowards fall apart under pressure. Newt is way too smart to be taken down at this level by anyone other than Romney, who is a LOT smarter than Newt but does not have sufficient conservative cred to even try it; Romney has a credentials problem, not a smarts problem. Newt knows that and is driving the Newt Truck through the hole it opens up for him. 

But when Newt gets to the General, it will be one-on-one for 90 to 120 minutes, against a near top tier law school prof who graduated top of his class from the best law school on the planet, with none of the baggage that Romney is trying to cart thru a TP minefield. Being a community college blowhard is not going to help in that setting. Newt will look old and fat and grey and pompous and distractable and nasty, and no one wants to look forward to 4 years of that.

I actually think it will be different with ol’ Newtie. If he wins the nomination – and he can; everyone in 1963 was thinking Mitt’s daddy George, or William Scranton of Pennslyvania, or Nelson Rockefeller of NY, were all far more likely than Goldwater – there is not enough incentive or time left between now and the primaries for the media to get into Newt’s problems. If Newt holds up in the primaries – remember, he does not have a GOTV ground game, at least not yet – then we are looking at this thing going to a brokered convention in August 2012 in Miami, the ultimate media dream: San Francisco 1964 for the GOP or Chicago 1968 for the Dems.

Considering the approval ratings of your prom date…don’t feel to bad at all!!

Lets hope your prom date has the balls to debate our prom date one on one!!!

I give Newt the standard 2 weeks before he too tanks, then its Rick Santorum’s turn at the top!

But he has a new idea every *minute!  (* = so do toddlers) 

Obama is like going to the prom with your mom.

More like 2010.

He was so smart that even Republicans,  no longer supported his positions or leadership in 98.

Considering the approval ratings of your prom date…We don’t feel to bad at all!!

Lets hope your prom date has the kahunas to debate our prom date one on one!!!

I can’t wait!

Nope. Newt will hold. Just watch. Can’t wait. :)

any of the top 3 would absolutely destroy obama in an impartially moderated debate

Santorum? Come on, let’s not get too crazy here. I mean at a certain point even the GOP draws a line in the sand, and I think the frothy mixture guy is that line.

hahahahahahahahahhahaha
I would provide a serious comment, but that would be utterly pointless!

If you were walking down a road and ran into a martian who asked you, What does a Republican look like? well, you would just have to point at Gingrich.

Come on, there are literally thousands and thousands of women Newt hasn’t cheated with.

Obama’s people must be rubbing their hands at the prospect.

and the joke is on YOU..
get used to it–you have  BLACK MAN IN DA WHITE HOUSE..for at least 4 more years..
BoooooooooooooYaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Herman Cain baby.  Right on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
9-9-9

ya–too bad that will never happen…
newt cannot even shred wet paper..
the only people who even think he is serious–are the most stupid of the stupid over at fox…
even the serious fox people do not take newt seriously..
he is a freak show nut job –and a lying phony…
he flips like mitt, cheats like cain and is as dumbs as bachman..
what ever~
i will take any bet–any bet–that newt will never be in the white house—any bet~~~~

Did you know that “BARABU” is “UBARAB,” spelled backwards?

Sure they would!! Lol!!

I posted to you earlier and then you were gone. ????

“TMP”

Most Independents have problems with Newt and his many political assessments and personal transgressions. Conservative Republicans I suspect will be just as disappointed.

Or people will just view his leadership, and personal failures, and wonder how did this guy become the front runner

No and No.

The country will be ABO. Especially with the Supreme Court decision. Either judgment, Obama loses. Awesome.

If Gingrich is the front-runner, I am very much looking forward to Gingrich trouncing Obama in a debate.

yeah….

Rex, this is some of the best analysis I have come across in recent days. It is unfortunate that most of the journalists we are treated to lack your ability to see through the smoke and mirrors and cut through to the salient truth of the matter. Well done.

Among all the Republican candidates, Gingrich does have the absolute best chance of beating Obama one-on-one. I’m not saying he will (among independents), but he is by far the best debater in that bunch. Only Huntsman could do well. Romney just isn’t convincing enough. The rest suck at debating.
Paul, as always, is good but not going to get past the nomination stage at the convention next year.  

royevurp?

WE EACH HAVE ONE VOTE.  NEWT GETS MINE……………….. I WILL VOTE FOR ANYTHING WITH A PULSE AGAINST THAT SOCIALIST KENYAN.    HOW THE LIBS CAN STILL STOMACH THAT PATHETIC MAN IS BEYOND ME.

Too bad he missed his turn when he chickened out over Romneycare. That would have put him on top with the crowd that night, and he would have stayed there for about a week.
Since he missed that shot, he is out of arrows in his quiver.

What is ABO?

NO CONSERVATIVE HAS MADE AS MANY GAFFS AS OBAMMY AND DUMBO BIDEN.   YOU LIBBERS CANT HIDE THEIR STUPIDITY, TRY AS YOU MAY.   OBAMMY SHOULD BE IMPEACHED AND BIDEN SHOULD BE IN THE NEAREST LOONY HOME.
 

Newt Gingrich, May 15, 2011. His long-held belief: “All of us have a responsibility to pay–help pay–for health care.” After which he suggested a mandate to obtain health insurance or post bond ensuring coverage. Followed by: [He doesn't think] “…right wing social engineering is any more desirable than left wing social engineering…” and, “I don’t think imposing radical change from right or left is a very good way for a free society to operate.” Goodbye, Newt. Never mind the women or the Tiffany bill, you damned yourself with that speech.

9 inches, 9 times in 9 hours… what’s a girl not to love?

Wait a minute, “royevurp” is a real word?  It’s what you do all over your shoes, when you drink too much! LOL

That was funny, you turned the tables on me!  My Dod used to do that, rearrange letters in words, he was good with anagrams.  Curiously, I find his humor in myself, who would have thought?

Paraphrase:  ”When I was 12, I thought my parents were the most ignorant people on earth.  When I was 18, I found they had learned a hell of a lot!”   Mark Twain

Purveyor

Amigo, I can’t and they won’t remove my E-address.  So, I deleted everything and started over…

I will check NOW…

The real question would be to explain to the Martian, the inconsistencies in both Party’s.  Of course, I find the Left contains more, BUT, try explaining to a presumably advanced Martian why alcohol is illegal and marijuana isn’t?  And so on…

Anyway, you were dabbling on the edge of profundity, and did not know it.  Typical Liberal(s)!  (That goes for LEEDOG and DEVIL too)Purveyor

Your E-mail is only visible to [you] and not the other members of the site. I checked, you’re OK to go.

“TMP”

Yeah, you know they’ll be working overtime to dig up all the publicly-available knowledge of Newt, like when he cheated on his wife with Calilista Bisek at the same time he was leading the impeachment movement against then-President Clinton.  And of course the liberal media would only do this to a conservative, because it’s not like that same media (rightly) hammered Democrat John Edwards for cheating on his dying wife and having a child from that affair. 

What a wonderful, wonderful man.  Patriotic Murcuhn tew.

The media candidate du jour score card thus far:
Bachmann, quickly and briefly followed by Dr. Paul, then Perry, then Cain, now Gingrich. I can’t see Santorum being a media darling at any point, so I figure they’ll recycle this lot a couple of times until they eventually nominate Romney.

RON PAUL
is the obvious choice. 2012 can be a year of extraordinary change. A return to the American dream.
I agree with him on pretty much every issue.
The others (Obama included) are all lapdogs for the multinational banks and corporations extracting this country’s wealth and subverting our constitution and liberties.  He continues to rise in the polls while the other candidates dip and surge based on superficial media buzz, his support increases in direct correlation to his ideas’ exposure. And is now tied for first in Iowa. Paul has more support from active duty military than the rest of the GOP combined.  End the costly fraudulent bloody wars for private corporate profit, perpetual no-bid contracts, and laundered drug money, no more assassinating American citizens without the process of law and trial, repeal the Patriot Act, reinstate Glass-Steagall, end corporate person-hood, no more blank check bailouts, hold all politicians/bankers/CEOS accountable, fully audit the Federal Reserve, end the failed war on drugs, and get the predatory corporations and banks out of our government. Peace, freedom, prosperity.  register to vote Republican for the GOP primaries. The grassroots candidate most likely to pull independents and traditional non voters and beat Obama. At the very least, we can decide who gets to debate President Obama on the international stage, and have a real discussion for the future of this country.

Michelle your magic underwear must be a little tight today!!!

Thanks Tony -  Lets just let Obama and the Dems take us where the US has never been before…and then the collapse!