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Rush Limbaugh Reacts To ‘Blonde Bombshell’ Herman Cain Accuser, Has Much Fun With The ‘Babe’s’ Name

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Rush Limbaugh has been providing us with no shortage of choice quotes throughout the Herman Cain sexual harassment scandal. So far, he’s reminded us that women can lie, liberals are racist, and that conservatives should defend Cain no matter what. Thus, it should be no surprise that he had quite a bit to say on today’s big press conference with the fourth Cain accuser. It’s also no surprise that it didn’t take him that long to realize the last name of the woman, Sharon Bialek, sounds kind of like “Buy a Lick.”

Hilarity ensued.

Limbaugh began by wondering if Gloria Allred had scheduled the press conference around the other big, TV camera-filled event of the day. Next, he wondered how pissed off Politico must be that they couldn’t get “blonde bombshell” Bialek’s story. However, the real radio gold happened later when, during a break, Limbaugh or someone on his staff had the genius realization that Bialek is accusing Cain of trying to trade fellatio for a job and her name kind of sounds like “Buy a Lick.” That was just too perfect for Limbaugh who helpfully explained the joke to his radio listeners with a loud, wet licking noise.

I can only imagine that at least 20 or so car accidents were caused by listeners desperately trying to change the channel at that exact moment.

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  • Anonymous

    Rush might be a douche but he is a creative douche! Buy-a-lick….lmao

  • CattyHippie

    Rudeboy, haha ur setting urself up for that one……..

    To start, is that really what constitutes creativity in the GOP?? Explains a lot

  • Pit Boss

    That’s a joke I would have thought of when I was 12.

  • Anon

    lol rush limbaugh has become so predictable…it’s sad really

  • Brincar

    she looks like one of his 4 wives

  • RepubliCLOWNS

    LOL Rush is siding over a black guy over a white woman.  Too funny.  I love how the Republican Party has been turned completely upside down over Herman Cain.  Sadly, no one black will vote for him and he’s only likely to put off white people.

  • Snerdley

    Rush’s sense of humor has really sharpened since he began licking the anuses of 8-year-old boys in the Dominican Republic.

  • Anonymous

    The odd thing about Bialek’s story was that she kept talking about what her boyfriend suggested–that she meet a wealthy man in a hotel room and try to get a favor from him. Gotta wonder about that dude…

  • Texan

    November 7, 2011

    Cain Ties Romney Atop GOP Field

    Kaaabooooom! Backfire!

    Tommy?

  • Anonymous

     Rush is now attacking a Republican Tea Party supporter. I guess all his supporters will be trying to tear one of their own down now.

  • http://twitter.com/Screaming_Head The Screaming Head

    I have to admit that I thought that Rush was gonna turn on Cain, but he stuck with him. I’m proud of the old druggie.

    The Herman Cain Political Blog of Awesome

  • Moshejakob

    Rush WOULD make fun of a Jewish person’s last name like that.  He’s an anti-semitic bastard.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_OF3FD4CIOE54KAKXHVRA3EMUDI NONE

    jewish girls give good BJs though…but they carry rubber gloves and a toothbrush in their purse like their mother taught them to.  Lewinski is Jewish…and she got the full cigar treatment from Billy C. in the OVAL OFFICE.

  • Pablo

    LOL. You write funny.

  • Anonymous

    Well, that will be in 10 years, so you can look forward to that.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_OF3FD4CIOE54KAKXHVRA3EMUDI NONE

    she is a teaparty supporter like the SEIU are teaparty supporters.  you been had by the allred.

  • Anonymous

    he’s only likely to put off white people. ”

    Well that will exclude you.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_OF3FD4CIOE54KAKXHVRA3EMUDI NONE

    common action for a PIMP.  Bialek is NOT married, but has a 13 year old son with her….Justin Bieber maybe?

  • Anonymous

    Yeah, I hear you and he had a hell of a time- you were so impressed you named your 1st son Rectumhell!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_OF3FD4CIOE54KAKXHVRA3EMUDI NONE

    watch out now you got all the liberal pedaphiles from Penn State on this blog!

  • proud2teabagu

     Poor little clown. need some t baggin?

  • Anonymous

    You are describing  yourself and the OWS people.

    http://www.aol.com/video/antisemitic-protester-at-occupy-wall-street-in-la/517179237/

    Libs at their best!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_OF3FD4CIOE54KAKXHVRA3EMUDI NONE

    mostly today, the only people that SEE skin colors are liberals and blacks.  republicans INTEGRATED a long time ago…1965 was the beginning….while the Dems were busy with firehoses, dogs and batons against the black freedom riders…..Cain is TERRIFIC….if he were GREEN he would STILL be terrific.

  • Anonymous

    They already are- Snerdley is one.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_OF3FD4CIOE54KAKXHVRA3EMUDI NONE

    Creativity is “WE have to PASS the BILL in order to SEE what is IN IT!”

  • Anonymous

    I wonder if Clinton’s blunt was Cuban or Dominican?

  • Anonymous

    LOL

    Next she will be Bush’s sister born on the 4th of July!

    i wonder if Cain said to her: “Yank my noodle, it’s a dandy!!”

    man, are you a joke.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_OF3FD4CIOE54KAKXHVRA3EMUDI NONE

    women who raped 17 or more men wanted more than sex
    (FUTURE GLORIA ALLRED CLIENTS LINING UP IN ZIMBABWE)
    Admit it — when you hear the term serial rapist, you tend to picture a man, right? But in Zimbabwe, a trio of women in their 20s are being charged for sex attacks of 17 men. When their car was involved in an accident on Friday, police found the women — Rosemary Chakwizira, 24, Sophie Nhokwara, 26, and her sister, Netsai Nhokwara, 24 — had a stash of 33 condoms containing semen. Ughhhh. I know!
    It seems the women had been targeting male hitchhikers over the past two years, either giving them a drink with a tranquilizer or raping them at gunpoint. Terrifying! And 17 men have come forward to positively identify the three women as having raped them, so it’s not just like one or two guys are telling some cockamamie story. Yeeesh. At first glimpse, you might think these women are a.) out of their minds and committed these rapes as a string of senseless acts, or b.) one of them was a totally wacko ringleader forcing the other two to go along for the ride.
    But, I’m not so sure. It seems like they all had an ulterior motive.
    CNN spoke with a professor of sociology at the University of Zimbabwe who said:
    Some sections of the society use these sperm for ritual purposes. The thinking is that it can be used for regeneration of life since they are source of life (biologically). Some people think that they can have their bad luck gone by using semen. I am sure that explains all this we have been witnessing (men being forced).
    Not that this makes what the women did any less horrifying or completely wrong, but hey, at least there’s an explanation. It’s still mind-boggling, because how on earth could anyone think they’d be able to rid themselves of bad luck by committing these acts? But clearly, there was something going on here — with these women’s beliefs and/or mental health — that we just can’t understand. Motive aside, these women obviously need to know what they did was totally abhorrent and should face serious punishment. The same as anyone else who had committed these crimes, male or female. Hopefully they will be brought to justice, which might bring their victims at least some peace of mind.
    Are you outraged by what these women did?

  • Topothedayat9

    Rush Limbaugh is one sick, depraved-mind creature.  Using a woman’s name and mocking her when a boss who should understand the consequences of attempting to violate work laws on sexual harassment.  Republican right wing clowns never cease to amaze me how stupid and far they will go to make money and stay in power.  Since Rush did his little expose on the lady’s name Bailek calling her as he said “buy a lick”, let me return the help in understanding his name.  Rush Limbaugh   as when he did drugs and probably still does you would pronounce his name “Rush” (getting high on drugs) “Limp” (and we know what that word means and of course the final sequence of his name is “balls.” I do wonder if he ever thought someone would not try to understand the pronunciation of his name in such a way?

  • Anonymous

    And one of your 4 husbands.

  • Anonymous

    Rush struck a nerve!

  • Stonepark3′s mother

    Aww.. Stonepark’s been sweet on Rush ever since Rush took a monstrous dump in his mouth.  And Stonepark only had to pay him fifty bucks for the privilege!

  • Anonymous

    Allred said she was a Republican, she said she was at Tea Party rally.  You must be one of those Dominican boys Rush is so fond of, keep up the good work.

  • Radiofan

    If you mean Bo Snerdley, you are correct, sir!

  • Anonymous

    Yea, she said this, and she said this. BTW, I am a billionaire!

    man are you a 100% loser!

  • Anonymous

    I mean the one above.

  • Anonymous

    Rush must give you good tips for being his butt boy.

  • Radiofan

    They’re the same one, scat muncher!

  • Anonymous

    Ah, Rush hit a nerve in a big piece of lib trash- are ya still licking your racing stripes off your toilet bowl, trog!

    LOL

  • Guest

    Disgusting, immoral, and ultimately irrelevant to this story.  Sounds like the kind of thing you’d hear on NPR, though.  Why post this here, troll?

  • Anonymous

    Poor radiofan- eats his own weight in sh!t everyday.

    he especially likes the corn and peanuts!

    LMAO

  • Anonymous

    You would know- open wide and say ahhhhhhhh, libturd!

  • Anonymous

    I love how the Republican Party has been turned completely upside down over Herman Cain

    No, the only thing being turned on its ear is your lying talking points.  Sadly, it won’t penetrate your thick skull.

  • Stonepark3′s mother

    Now, now, son.  Just because you’ve disgraced me and your father doesn’t mean you also have to be a potty mouth. 

    Except for Rush.  For him, you’re a WIDE-OPEN potty mouth!

    LMAO!

  • Anonymous

    What a loser you are- how did my scat taste?

  • Guest

    Quick poll:  When Rush thought of this joke, was he:

    A) drunk?
    B) high?
    C) an asshole?
    D) all of the above?

  • Anonymous

    Wow- all those describe you.

    Man alive, but i wish you weren’t!

  • Anonymous

    He is terrific for a shallow, emptyheaded sexual abuser

  • Arbogast

    good lord “stonepark” is obsessed with eating excrement.  Bet he has a “shit-eating grin!”

  • http://mediamatters.org/ Leedog

    If Herb Cain was accused of sexually molesting children, Rush would still be defending him!!

  • Anonymous

    My middle finger gets a boner when I think of you.

    You are lib trash!

  • Stonepark3

    God, I would love to eat Rush’s s_h_i_t!

  • Anonymous

     An irrelevant story coming from a complete pig trying to defend a sexist scumbag

  • Anonymous

    You already do!

    LOL

  • Anonymous

    Nice to see all the racist sexist rats like you popping out your hole to defend Gropenator ll

  • Anonymous

    Poor Arba fart:

    I’m gonna get you a condom. That way you can have protection when you go fk yourself.

  • Anonymous

    Yeah, I noticed your racist ass was here- get a dental plan and get a bath!

  • Anonymous

     Coming from a racist sexist scumbag like you, your concern over racism & antisemitism on the left is really heartfelt, NOT!

  • Anonymous

    No, if he were accused of that, you would be asking Cain for the boy’s phone #s!

  • Anonymous

    Hey, libturd, you are why God gave man two middle fingers!

  • Anonymous

    Wrong! we are not talking about Clinton or Weiner!

  • Anonymous

    Hey you hypocritical little pig, you right wing dumpster head!
    You were just accusing the OWS people of  being antisemitic not 3 comments above but now you are giving the heads up to fellow scumbag None’s antisemitic joke? You are truly a demented degenerate hypocrite. You are Mediaites biggest troll now.

  • ozonator

    Looter Limbaugh is still upset over his Haiti sex tour buddy at Penn State found to be conserving youth that speaks english.

  • Anonymous

    As a Jew and a father of a 10 year old daughter, I would love to smash my old hd IBM keyboard into your little mouth for your ugly joke, lowlife bigot, You suck yourself.

  • http://mediamatters.org/ Leedog

    “D”

  • Anonymous

    Because like most cons, once they get past their usual ritual moralizing, they are crass hypocrites.

  • proud2teabagu

    On top of your mom.

  • Anonymous

    Let me see now, 3 legal documents and now one live accuser, but they are all liars, evil women out to destroy your right wing token hero. You scumbags still defending Cain are even lower than he is, starting with Fatbo’s dirty overpaid mouth and ending up with our best board dirtbag, Stonehead3!

  • Anonymous

    Prove rush is anti-Semitic- go ahead you fat pompous liar- prove it!

  • Anonymous

    I bet you molest your 10 year old don’t ya lib- that’s what libs do.

    Now STFU- you massive racist!

  • Anonymous

    Very few sexual harassment allegations are made against Alpha males. Most employees love them and are happy to bear their children. At Christmas time lovers are remembered, toys and goodies are at the foot of each employees tree–signed Alpha.

  • Anonymous

    Man, you sound so, so jealous- do you come with knee pads?

    LOL

  • Anonymous

     At least I am not a racist who goes around accusing other people of being racists nor do I give the heads up to a scumbag’s sick antisemitic joke, you lowlife.

  • Anonymous

    You are defending Cain, as well as your fellow board scumbag None

  • http://twitter.com/gadfly666 gadfly666

    The fat, uneducated, racist, drug addicted, draft dodging, viagra  popping deity of the low-IQ Conservatives/Republicans/Tea Baggers, Rush Limbaugh, has spoken…

    Well, not exactly spoken but has made some sounds – slurping/licking sounds.

    The ditto-heads (low-IQ Conservatives/Republicans/Tea Baggers) are simply in awe right now.

  • Anonymous

    Coming from a hypocritical bigot and selfish reactionary like you, I am so crushed

  • Anonymous

    Hey fatso- tell us what are in those 3 legal documents.

    Give us the names of those involved, the dates and what allegedly occurred.

    What? You can’t?

    STFU!

  • Anonymous

    Talking about None’s antisemitic joke which you, a complete hypocrite and bigot, approved of.

  • Anonymous

     Wow, that is the kind of comeback that can only be called “ghetto retard”

  • Anonymous

    Have you considered changing your name to Morris the Liar?

    I asked you to prove Rush was anti-Semitic- do it, you liar!

  • Anonymous

    So would our board degenerate and bigot, Stonebrain3

  • Anonymous

    Don’t love the name “Morrisminor?” that name alone tells ya morris is molesting young boys.

    Hey Morris, prove Rush is anti-Semitic, you fatuous liar!!

    Prove it you clown!

    LMAO

  • Anonymous

    Morris- prove rush is anti-semitic, you disgusting bag of rat dung.

    You can’t because YOU ARE A FAT LIAR!

    LMAO

    Morris the Liar!

  • Anonymous

    Yup, sexist vermin like you, Cain, and Rush always defend yourselves by demeaning your female victims and accusers. So this is all some evil racist conspiracy to take down a strong black man, right, paranoid?

  • Anonymous

    LOL

    I called your bluff!

    You can’t even provide  names or dates or what happened.

    you are so so stupid. A dbag would reject you1

    I’m so happy to show the world what a pathetic lib POS you are.

    You area a lib liar- 1005!

  • Anonymous

    There is no doubt you are a mean scumbag, hypocrite and bigot, but those are not heinous nor crimes, But that you went even lower this time by accusing me of being a child molester really proves what a bottom feeder you are.

  • Stonepark3methdealer

    You ate Rush’s shit!  CHEW on it, scumpark!

  • Anonymous

    Well,its’ been fun throwing Morris the Liar around like a rag doll. Libs, is this POS the best ya got to offer?

    You  should put a diaper on his face because that’s where all the sh!t is coming out from!

    LMAO

  • Anonymous

    You ARE Rush’s sh!t, boy- eat up- you will want 2nds!

    LOL

  • Stonepark3 Eats Shit

    And now Stonepark3 is trolling at himself!  God, what a turd muncher!

  • Anonymous

    Ahhh, yeah, you actually are!

  • Miranda

    She did not meet the sexual slime ball in a hotel room! Can’t you hear and read right?

  • Anonymous

    No I am accusing you and Nowhere of being antisemites, you for approving of his sick bigoted joke, not Fatbo.

  • Anonymous

    No, you are selling yourself short- you are truly the lowest form on Mediaite and please spare me your selective indignation- after all the hate, venom, and vituperation you have spewed on Mediaite, someone ought to take your children to Child Protective services.

    God knows how much you have damaged them.

  • Brincar

    or looking for leftovers

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_GVWU6V6ORHYQ57UOHAEI52XTVU Dennis

    It is impossible for a woman to rape a man with the end result being sperm. Maybe if she used a strap on and stuck it up his ass it would be considered rape. You can’t have the end result being sperm from the man and then call it rape, the science proves it. Rape is an act of a form of sex against a persons will. No way a man can attain an erection and ejaculate and then it be called rape. Simply impossible.

  • Anonymous

    Poor thing- you sure do talk from experience.

    Are you & Morris the best you libs can come up with?

    MG

    You’re one load your mum should have swallowed!

  • Brincar

    and we all did your mom

  • Brincar

    Oh Snerdley..when you finish waxing the car…bring up my meds and some more “Black Walnut Ice cream for the Mrs.”

  • http://twitter.com/Socoral Tom Green

    Stonepark3, everyone of your comments is boring and you should probably quit trying so hard.

  • Anonymous

    Well you are white, as in white trash!

  • Anonymous

    Never accused him of being one, but I am accusing you of being the biggest PC phony here

  • Stonepark3

    Just like Rush Limbaugh, my father molested me

  • Bob

    of course, Rush Limpbaugh has to take a handful of Viagra to get anything

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_NMIKH2YFVNOIFEHIABNQA2MUNY Zona

    Even with eight year olds, he had to have help looking big…he was all about the viagra.  How can this guy be taken seriously.  He is a very smart individual though.  He knows what the rabid right wants to hear. I honestly dont think he believes most of the crap he spews.  Hannity on the other hand really believes his crap.  Sad really, but he is rich off rubes as well.

  • Fudge441

    Limbaughs staged marriage has roughly 18 more months before he announces the divorce and a trip to the Dominican Republic.

  • dylan

    is gloria a man or woman?

  • Michael J Keane

    Wow. This is your idea of an insult? I don’t know your politics, but your comedy sucks.

  • Anonymous

    Wrong, very wrong in your analysis. 

  • Anonymous

    I got a joke.

    Knock Knock….. Who’s there?
     I know Kungf …. I know kungf who?   Everybody was kungf who fighting. 

  • Anonymous

    You really do learn something new everyday….

  • ceeza

    More like he is putting off white women.. No jokes.. His support among republican women is plummeting.

  • Moshejakob

    Yes, you realize how stupid some men are, to think that men can’t be raped, with or without ejaculation.

  • Moshejakob

    Rush is an anti-semitic bastard, as are you, Stonepark.  Just another probably Christian who hates Jewish people. No shortage of those in churches.
    http://www.adl.org/PresRele/ASUS_12/5695_12.htm

  • AnnCoulterTwo

    Rush Limbaugh is not fit to be human! 

  • Anonymous

    Exactly what I was thinking. 

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_3GKFVYE4ERPTIPL3NJ3S7COQGY Doc P

    So is going to war under the pretext of unseen, unknown WMD’s. Too bad the joke was on all the dead soldiers and civilians…

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_LQZMO3WYEEEN72VUXY6E6SAGGM Laura Hayes

    I wonder what Rush thinks about today’s Daily Rash report about the two women who claim Herman Cain beat them “senseless” with a frozen turkey in the late nineties? http://www.thedailyrash.com/two-women-say-herman-cain-beat-them-senseless-with-a-frozen-turkey

  • MSN-PC

    soooooooooooo fu cking cooooooool. Maybe someone will beat you with a frozen buzzard!

  • MSN-PC

    “Fudge”? Oh fu ck, you hate heterosexual men.

  • MSN-PC

    This is not a psychiatric forum. You think you are speaking to your psychiatrist here? WTF, LIBERAL DOUCHE…

  • http://www.facebook.com/matthew.minard Matthew Minard

    The founding fathers are rolling over in their graves…

  • Tan

    That’s absolutely 100% false.

  • Anonymous

    You’re a juvenile- just like Limpbaugh. I’ll bet you still think shit jokes are funny. Normal people get over that between ages 8-12.

  • Anonymous

    Outraged by these women? Oh hell yes- what is more horrifying to a man than having sex with several willing women? You’re a republican right?

  • Tmroper

    I agree….Limbaugh continues to show his true colors and they aren’t pretty

  • Busslug

    WAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!

  • Anonymous

    What a freak that Rat-Wing addicted fat slob is.  “Joe America.”

  • http://www.davidjkramer.co.cc// DavidKramer

    You are talking about Obama’s church right?

  • http://www.davidjkramer.co.cc// DavidKramer

    You are talking about Obama’s church right?

  • http://www.davidjkramer.co.cc// DavidKramer

    You mean the ones that the Clinton admin stated were there? You lefties REALLY need to listen to your own politicoes.

  • http://twitter.com/TommyBennett Tom Bennett

    What a heart-attack waiting to happen. Sweet peace, come swiftly.

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