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SNL Spoofs Gloria Allred: ‘Will There Be A Special Level Of Hell Just For You?’

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Be careful what you wish for? Gloria Allred, who has been making (courting) national headlines recently by representing California gubernatorial candidate Meg Whitman‘s former housekeeper Nicky Diaz in a questionable case against Whitman (Greta Van Susteren accused her of political blackmail), was brutally spoofed on SNLlast night.

In a sketch called Ask Gloria Allred, Allred (played by Nasim Pedrad) takes questions from viewers…who apparently pretty much agree with Susteren’s take on things. To wit:

‘When you die, Gloria, and you go instantly to Hell, which I think we can all agree will absolutely happen — will you just burn with all the other ambulance-chasers who spent their lives bringing misery into the world, or will there be a special ring or level of Hell just for you?’

Oh my, Denise, that is such a profound question! Who knows? All I can say is I sincerely hope so. That would be nice.

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  • Big Eddie

    Sue them , Gloria ! Get out your handkerchief and practice weeping . Then , get them !

  • http://www.anonymousfinch.com AnonymousFinch

    I retract my complaint from Christine O’Donnell posting about Mediaite not covering this one.

    But what is really so brilliant about this is that the premise and every single word spoken is absolutely, 100% true–though it is done under the guise of comedy. The Christine O’Donnell one, on the the other hand, is absurd. The premise is that she really is a witch. Even a committed leftist doesn’t really find the Christine O’Donnell one funny; they just laugh because SNL is lampooning someone they don’t like therefore they feel obligated to laugh as a political statement.

  • Latin2

    The first question was the one Great asked Gloria on her show.

  • Caryson

    This was as funny as the National Organization of Women endorsing Jerry Brown for Governor of CA one day after he called Meg Whitman a Whore!

  • Moderate

    “you just burn with all the other ambulance-chasers who spent their lives bringing misery into the world,”

    Ambulance chasers are the biggest contributors to the Democratic party, they know who takes care of them.

  • Big Eddie

    When Stedman is forced out , Gloria will be the perfect choice to replace him as Attorney General .

  • http://glassbead.info Magister

    Last night’s SNL is still in my queue, so I haven’t watched it and as is my usual course, I won’t pre-watch clips from something that I’m going to watch in its entirety. So, basically, I have nothing constructive to say, but…

    With those caveats in place, I do have to comment that in all the years and even in the profile videos that Ms. Allred has on her or her firm’s site, I don’t think that I’ve ever seen her smile as broadly as Ms. Pedrad does in the still.

  • timzank

    That was funny and I do hope there is a special place in hell for people like Gloria. She (and her ilk) do not represent the law, they represent their own selfish interests.

    Being an attorney is an enormous responsibility, one well handled by most that practice, and sadly ignored by “ambulance chasers” like Gloria.

  • exiledtruther

    Caryson says:
    This was as funny as the National Organization of Women endorsing Jerry Brown for Governor of CA one day after he called Meg Whitman a Whore!

    Brown also said a couple years ago that mamograms aren’t effective. NOW, where we put politics above woman’s health!

  • notsofast

    I think we should all offer our sympathy to this illegal immigrant who lied her way into this country, worked for Whitman for 9 years as a housekeeper most recently for the abominably low wage of $23/hour and then decided completely on her own and at risk of her own deportation to publicize the unmitigated horrors of being FORCED to work for 9 years based on her own lies for a person who is running for the office of Governor.

    Such horror!

  • exiledtruther

    I would gladly scrub Meg’s toilet for $23 an hour. It’s way more than I make.

  • http://www.libertarianism.com/ Burnnotice

    They should have had Fred Armisen Play Gloria Allred . Nasim Pedrad Is just doesn’t have the beady eyes, and grotesque mouth that Allred has.

    http://www.fansoffieger.com/allred.htm

    Good job otherwise. SNL made me laugh for once.

  • CAconservative

    Gloria Allred, and her illegal alien parasite show, has to be among the top-10 most repugnant visual demonstrations of 2010. The only thing that tops that absurdity is the fact that there are roughly 15 Million more of them in the country.

  • dahni

    I still like SNL and will watch so long as they parody the stupid actions of people such as Allred. For O’Donnell, not so funny. I might have done some similar things when I was younger just to experiement with what was real in the universe. I don’t smoke anymore either, and now drink with great moderation. I certainly looked at witchcraft, along with christianity, for help in making decisions.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Dave-Templeton/1642703797 Dave Templeton

    Terrific, this spoof is what makes SNL the only NBC program I watch!

  • CarmanK

    SNL lost its sense of humor last night. I had to turn it “when the idiot was screaming at the customer for returning an item to Macy’s’. It was disgusting!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Isidro-Garcia/1622148780 Isidro Garcia

    Just in: Whitman insists on the air she is NOT a WHORE, she is a SLUT. A slut to big business, foreign and domestic.

  • Arkansas Steve

    Isidro Garcia said:
    Just in: Whitman insists on the air she is NOT a WHORE, she is a SLUT. A slut to big business, foreign and domestic.

    Isidro, Isidro, you sad little man! I’m guessing you’re very young – maybe 16-18. Most people over that age are not so easily duped as you.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/David-Mangan/100000213524770 David Mangan

    AllRed is the kind of Demonrat superbiyotch that is a NOW specialty, a dumper attention-whore who attacks Repub and conservative women in politics, but mostly wants to see her name on TV. That must be the reason she keeps on going to Greta Van Susteran to get her stomach pumped on national TV and the contents aren’t pretty…! AllRed is the proverbial bad penny, a sort of female version of Ted and TRRKing on this thread.

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