I gotta say the farce that is this show is better than watching any comedy program out there.

What an Idiot. Go ahead, you and your listeners follow his advice and lets see where you end up.

Look at these fucking idiots…

LAWL THEY LIED OMGWTFBBQ THIS OBVIOUSLY PROVES THEIR BIAS!!!11!1oneone!

So they incorrectly reported a story and rectified the situation. We’re all human and subject to imperfection. I don’t, however, see this show lasting much longer if they keep getting things wrong. 1 is alright in a short stretch of time, 2 is straining it.

3? I’d say they’res going to be changes.

This is H-U-U-U-U-G-E!

A character this stupid in a comedy wouldn’t be believable.

dumb, dumber, and dumberer…

STEVE DOOCY! HAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHA!

I think it is so nice that Fox employs the less fortunate and gives them a TV show and everything.

By the way, the high point of that story is that when Doocy suggested putting someone else’s DNA in your mouth, Kilmeade got it immediately while Gretchen was baffled.

Fox & Friends’ official motto: “Facts Notwithstanding.”

I remember my INTERNSHIP working alongside Steve – I spent most of the summer CLEANING THE POOL and making MARGARITAS with my SHIRT OFF!!!!!!111 It was super EDUCATIONAL!!!11 I learned all about what SPF Steve needs (30!!!!!111) and how many PUSH-UPS I can do (30 ALSO!!!!111!)!!!!11 He is a BRILLIANT JOURNALIST and gives really great BACK RUBS!!!!!!111 And also I heard all about this “put someone else’s DNA in your MOUTH” trick way before he mentioned it ON THE AIR!!!!!111 Except when he proposed it to me it wasn’t to beat the TSA exam, it was to get me a $100 raise on my MEAL STIPEND!!!!!!111

Keeva said:
By the way, the high point of that story is that when Doocy suggested putting someone else’s DNA in your mouth, Kilmeade got it immediately while Gretchen was baffled.

HAHAHAHHA! HAPPY FRIDAY!

BlueBunny said:
HAHAHAHHA! HAPPY FRIDAY!

Daniel M. Chick said:

My apologies. I was going to say, CAPS LOCK IS NOT ALWAYS NECESSARY.

Doocy came up with this idea and probably from his own experience because he constantly has Rupert Murdoch’s DNA in his mouth.

Steve Doocy said:
Beat TSA Test By ‘Putting Someone Else’s DNA In Your Mouth’

I could help him with that.

Wink Wink

I know this is useless to say, FOX & Friends is NOT a news show. They hosts are there to have fun in the morning as are the other morning shows. They make comments about rumors and nutty things going around the internet. They comment on award shows and the clothes people wear, DUH. That is NOT news. They are potpurri of Americana. That is NOT NEWS.

Mediaite and the lib liars posting here just make fools of themselves trying to make a big deal out of this kind of error.

skyfet said:
skyfet says:
March 4, 2011 at 1:28 pm skyfet(Quote)

Hey, son- you and your fellow libs have the DNA of the King and your male lovers in your mouth and other orifices!

I don’t know about Steve Doocy looks like a car bomber to me.

Steve Doocy has to be the dumbest, most ignorant, stupid, nut case, ignoramus in all of tv news.

gordonbloyershow said:
I know this is useless to say, FOX & Friends is NOT a news show. They hosts are there to have fun in the morning as are the other morning shows. They make comments about rumors and nutty things going around the internet. They comment on award shows and the clothes people wear, DUH. That is NOT news. They are potpurri of Americana. That is NOT NEWS.

Nothing on Fox News is news.

notsofast said:
Hey, son- you and your fellow libs have the DNA of the King and your male lovers in your mouth and other orifices!

Doocy and Kilmeade are liberals? I never knew that.

MediaWhorse said:
Nothing on Fox News is news.

Love your avatar!

If we had stricter truth in advertising laws in the US, Fox News Channel whould have to change its name. Personally, I would favor the FOX Boobs Channel because that name would cover its male and female personalities.

possibly said:
Steve Doocy has to be the dumbest, most ignorant, stupid, nut case, ignoramus in all of tv news.

I know this is useless to say, FOX & Friends is NOT a news show.

THE REAL ROYAL KING said:
Doocy and Kilmeade are liberals? I never knew that.

They aren’t and I never said they were, son!

gordonbloyershow said:
They hosts are there to have fun in the morning as are the other morning shows

Stupid is fun? If it were so, you’d be much funnier than you are.

notsofast said:
They aren’t and I never said they were, son!

So, are you saying conservatives are pornographers?

THE REAL ROYAL KING said:
I never knew that.

That’s not the only thing you don’t know , son. BTW, I knew I could change you out of your “NUTSOFAST” sock-puppet by mentioning your name in my post. And it worked, son!

MediaWhorse said:
They are potpurri of Americana.

That explains that stench early every morning.

notsofast said:
That’s not the only thing you don’t know , son. BTW, I knew I could change you out of your “NUTSOFAST” sock-puppet by mentioning your name in my post. And it worked, son!

You’re one of those people who likes to play board games on Christmas afternoon, aren’t you?

RRKING , shocked . Yuck ! Order in the court !!

RRKING ® musing . Since I became a septuagenarian , I have been obsessed with order . I was rearranging my record albums last night according to grooviness . For example , my Nancy Sinatra records , which I used to adore , I now find des pietons et des communes ! The G Scale system has my Lawrence Welk albums ranked at the top , with Liberace , Doris Day , the ” Bobbys ” : Goldsboro , Vinton , Blue Bland , etc. , in the middle range , and Little Jimmy Dickens and Weird Al Yankovic on the bottom of the scale . Armando ‘s stupid Slim Whitman and Boxcar Willie eight tracks I tossed out into the boarding house parking lot . His new friends BFD and Glenn Bovine Whatever can pick them up . Amen .

Sorry to my fans . That was thirty seconds you’ll never get back . ©

What Doocy could do is start telling the TSA people his full name. Steve VanDoocy O’ Biil-O Van Greta O’ Megyn Van O’…….by the time he got half way through, the TSA would get tired and let him pass.

nutsofast said:
I could help him with that.

Wink Wink

EWWWW! JUST ICKY!

THE REAL ROYAL KING said:
I would favor the FOX Boobs Channel because that name would cover its male and female personalities.

HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA!

Yes, Doochey!

Go wait in line at the airport restroom and have someone else’s give you a nice sample of their DNA.

Everyone on Fox ‘n Friends is braindead.

GlennBovineKoldys said:
Yes, Doochey! Go wait in line at the airport restroom and have someone else’s give you a nice sample of their DNA.

I hope Larry Craig reads Mediaite.

Wi is coming apart at the seams you loons act like nothing is happening, ok? Arrest the treasonous bastards, now!

Perfectly acceptable for Fox & Friends to inform viewers that “DHS S&T expects to receive a prototype DNA analyzer device…” but they should have elaborated and clarified. F&F failed to fully inform.

Then again I wonder why “DHS S&T expects to receive a prototype DNA analyzer device…” to “..considered for future use.”

And if they are “not testing and has (have) no plans to use any technology capable of testing DNA” , why do they expect to recieve a device to consider for future use?

And if they are not going to test or use it, why do they specify ” At this time..” there is no “…timeline for deployment…” ?

Then they say ” this is simply a preliminary test of how the technology performs.” ….. for technology they have no plans to use….at this time.

Just sayin, there are a lot of contradictions in their statement.

GlennBovineKoldys said:
Yes, Doochey!

Go wait in line at the airport restroom and have someone else’s give you a nice sample of their DNA.

Classy! Thanks, loser!

Thanks for posting this breakingy news article Colby, I appreciate it. It’s not like the price of gas is going up by leaps and bounds lately…..near $4.00 and yet the media is silent – just think if this ever happened under a republican administration — oh wait, it did, and the media threw a hissy fit. And now….silent. too funny.

Bwahahahahaha

I’ll donate some dna right into Doocy’s mouth if he really wants. Anything to be helpful!

Olby Sucks said:
Wi is coming apart at the seams you loons act like nothing is happening, ok? Arrest the treasonous bastards, now!

I know. If Walker’s approval ratings drop any further, they will have to pick him up off the floor as the Democratic legislators the Republican Guard has knocked to the floor.

notsofast said:
That’s not the only thing you don’t know , son. BTW, I knew I could change you out of your “NUTSOFAST” sock-puppet by mentioning your name in my post. And it worked, son!

Looks like you dont know putz

But you came out of YOUR sockpuppets

Now go wipe the DNA off your chin

Walker isn’t the problem, losers! You just worry about obamas approval ratings, ok?

GlennBovineKoldys says:
nutsofast says:

same pos

Olby Sucks said:
Walker isn’t the problem, losers! You just worry about obamas approval ratings, ok?

I’d say 57% disapproval of a Republican in a Rasmussen poll, a Rasmussen poll, I remind you, is a significant problem for Walker. Well, mean tyrants seldom poll well.

RRKING , relenting . So many of my fans have asked what I look like that I have decided to release a photo of Armando and I from our Army days . I’m the shorter on on the right .
We were released after three days . I’m not sure why .

http://www.freewebs.com/whus/HeimerDoberman.jpg

Olby Sucks said:
Classy! Thanks, loser!

You are bringing your horse thing to fool the TSA?

I would PAY to see the faces of people at the airport, asking you “WHAT KIND OF SICK PHUK ARE YOU?”

Horse DNA?!!!!!

TfT said:
Thanks for posting this breakingy news article Colby, I appreciate it. It’s not like the price of gas is going up by leaps and bounds lately…..near $4.00 and yet the media is silent – just think if this ever happened under a republican administration — oh wait, it did, and the media threw a hissy fit. And now….silent. too funny.

Bwahahahahaha

Yet here you are reading it. Troll.

Olby Sucks said:
GlennBovineKoldys says:nutsofast says: same pos

WrLter again no doubt.

Olby Sucks says:

You’re Fuggin Dead says:

Same POS.

GlennBovineKoldys said:
Olby Sucks said:
Classy! Thanks, loser!
You are bringing your horse thing to fool the TSA?
I would PAY to see the faces of people at the airport, asking you “WHAT KIND OF SICK PHUK ARE YOU?”
Horse DNA?!!!!!

I wonder what non-human DNA does to the TSA tester?

Hugo Daun said:
Olby Sucks says:
You’re Fuggin Dead says:
Same POS

Thatt expalins so much.

nutsofast said:
Looks like you dont know putz

But you came out of YOUR sockpuppets

Sorry King, go get your “hot lunch” and cream surprise!

My name Peggy.

Hugo Daun said:
Same POS.

You had to change names to say that? Weird.

This site a total joke. Letting namejackers rum rampant is really weak.

Many, the libs and there sock-puppets, but I admit, if I were a lib, I would change my name everyday.

THE REAL ROYAL KING said:
I’d say 57% disapproval of a Republican in a Rasmussen poll, a Rasmussen poll, I remind you, is a significant problem for Walker. Well, mean tyrants seldom poll well.

The same righty tighty a-holes that LIKED it went Bush DIDN’T govern by polls, and DIDN’T LIKE it when Obama DIDN’T govern by polls, now LIKE it again that Walker doesn’t govern by polls.

THE REAL ROYAL KING said:
Thatt expalins so much.

Yeah…check out the Huckabee/Natalie Portman thread and his(?) comments to Nationman.

So the next time Douchy goes through TSA–they’ll think he’s Sean Hannity?

Ban the namejackers!

I knew I left out some of his names.

Olby Sucks said:
You had to change names to say that? Weird.

Nah…still only this one account (one name) for me, Sybil.

Steve O’ Doocy Van Greta O’ Van Megyn Bill-O’ Van Gretchen O’ Van O’ Susteren O’…..no, it’s just too exhausting.

If you could trick a cotton swab sample by putting someone else’s DNA in your mouth, then most of the bloggers here at Mediaite could test positive for being Barack Obama.

Hugo Daun said:
Nah…still only this one account (one name) for me, Sybil.

You’re a liar.

I encourage the name-jacker of right wing douchebags to continue doing it. Turn around is fair play.

Olby Sucks said:
Ban the namejackers!

Poor Jeffy Bovine.

He is demanding somebody else come to fight his demons.

A pothead claiming he only has one name. TDF!

Olby Sucks said:
You’re a liar.

You mad that I busted you on that Huckabee/Portman thread, little fella? Poor thing!

Once again, I invite anyone here at MediaITE to look into my account…my one and only account.

same2u said:
I encourage the name-jacker of right wing douchebags to continue doing it. Turn around is fair play.

We have better things to do, low life.

Olby Sucks said:
We have better things to do, low life.

Sampling horse DNA 5 times a day.

Olby Sucks said:
We have better things to do, low life.

like making sock puppet accounts to randomly use during debate.

Olby Sucks said:
You had to change names to say that? Weird.

unlike you, nobody’s ever seen you change names to say anything. That’s why people that argue with you randomly get multiple thumbs down on their comments, nothing to do with your sock puppet accounts.

Olby Sucks/You’re Fuggin Dead said:
Ban the namejackers!

I agree..and boot the idiots with multiple accounts/names, as well!

“Earlier this week Fox and Friends reported with reasonable outrage from — both the show’s co-hosts and viewer email — that the TSA was considering collecting DNA samples via Q-tip swab from the mouths of prospective airplane passengers.”

“DHS S&T expects to receive a prototype DNA analyzer device this summer to conduct a preliminary evaluation of whether this kind of technology could be considered for future use. At this time, there are no DHS customers, nor is there a timeline for deployment, for this kind of technology – this is a simply a preliminary test of how the technology performs.”

I’m confused…it sure sounds like they are considering it? Ok, they are no timeline, but they ordered a prototype to conduct preliminary evaluations. so it would seem to me they are *considering* it.

Oh ma that is just a hilarious mistake. I’m sure Bloyer wouldn’t mind getting some DNA busted in his mouth.

” This morning Fox and Friends apologized, but not for Doocy’s awkward suggestion of how to cheat the test, but for reporting that on something that isn’t actually news.”

Is he suggesting how to cheat it, or that it would be easy for terrorists to fake the test? Sounded to me like he was saying it would be easy for terrorists to fake. gross, but probably right.

They already take fingerprints, scan your naked body, search your entire body…is it that hard to believe DNA swabs are next?

And again, it sure sounds to me like the are testing it. They said so, right here:
” this is a simply a preliminary test of how the technology performs.”

THE REAL ROYAL KING said:
I know. If Walker’s approval ratings drop any further, they will have to pick him up off the floor as the Democratic legislators the Republican Guard has knocked to the floor.

Hmmm? Why is RRK talking about Walker when the story is about Fox and Friends?

Oh well, if RRK wants poll results try these.

Just out TODAY.

The Rasmussen Reports daily Presidential Tracking Poll for Friday shows that 27% of the nation’s voters Strongly Approve of the way that Barack Obama is performing his role as president. Thirty-nine percent (39%) Strongly Disapprove, giving Obama a Presidential Approval Index rating of -12

A new Rasmussen Reports national telephone survey of Likely Voters shows that just 32% describe the agenda of Democrats in Congress as mainstream. Most (53%) say it is more accurate to describe that agenda as extreme, down slightly from 57% last August. Another 15% are undecided.

A new Rasmussen Reports telephone survey finds that 55% of Likely U.S. Voters now oppose the president’s seven-year ban on offshore oil and gas drilling in part of the Gulf and along the East coast. That’s a seven-point increase from 48% three months ago. Thirty percent (30%) favor the offshore ban, down five points from the previous survey. Fifteen percent (15%) are undecided about it.

Two-out-of-three voters (67%) now support offshore oil drilling, up from 60% in the December survey. Most voters have consistently supported offshore drilling for several years now, but this is the highest level of support since the BP leak erupted in the Gulf last April. Twenty-two percent (22%) oppose such drilling, while 11% are not sure.

Rasmussen only polls likely US voters, and the more likely to vote until the presidential election, are Republicans.

Also, support for gay marriage, marijuana legalization and the pro-choice position is all up.

http://hotair.com/archives/2011/03/03/pew-poll-support-way-up-for-gay-marriage-abortion-legalizing-marijuana/

sarainitaly said:
” This morning Fox and Friends apologized, but not for Doocy’s awkward suggestion of how to cheat the test, but for reporting that on something that isn’t actually news.”

Is he suggesting how to cheat it, or that it would be easy for terrorists to fake the test? Sounded to me like he was saying it would be easy for terrorists to fake. gross, but probably right.

They already take fingerprints, scan your naked body, search your entire body…is it that hard to believe DNA swabs are next?

And again, it sure sounds to me like the are testing it. They said so, right here:
” this is a simply a preliminary test of how the technology performs.”

No, they don’t scan your naked body, and they take fingerprints of travelers entering the US who are not US citizens or not US Permanent Residents.

Fox and Friends has turned into an instruction show for practicing Gay Porn?

….and you clowns watch this stuff…..

What a bunch of Complete TOOLS!!! HAAHAHAHAAHHAHAH!!!

OhBabyJeebus:

Is the Dooce’s diet completely made of retard sandwiches*? I mean, how much of them does he have to consume to constantly be one of the muterfrakkin stupidest creatures out there?

And he sits next to Kilmeade and GoogleCzar Barbie!

And, Ms. SaraInItaly — cheating a DNA test from a swab would be pretty interesting. Are they going to argue that they are chimeric?

Then again, F&F is a (bad, bad, bad) comedy show…

(* term originated from film Beautiful Girls)
(*term from film Beautiful Girls)

avoidswork said:
Is the Dooce’s diet completely made of retard sandwiches*?

Well, it seems like he’s hinting at adding a little more protein to his diet…

Hugo Daun said:
Well, it seems like he’s hinting at adding a little more protein to his diet…

: )

What’s crazier is Dylan Ratigan’s “rant” moment……MSNBC should be beyond ashamed.

Today’s was about Sheen and that it was exciting to see Sheen spiral. No offense, but no it’s not exciting to see someone spiral down to their lowest moment or their death. Shame on you MSNBC. Shame! Shame! Shame!

There are a few programs I will watch on Fox News. Fox and Friends will never be one of them.

Hugo Daun said:
Well, it seems like he’s hinting at adding a little more protein to his diet…

sadly, he won’t know what a histone is…

nutsofast said:
: )

avatar. name. brilliant pwn, there.

WCinWI said:
What’s crazier is Dylan Ratigan’s “rant” moment……MSNBC should be beyond ashamed.

Today’s was about Sheen and that it was exciting to see Sheen spiral. No offense, but no it’s not exciting to see someone spiral down to their lowest moment or their death. Shame on you MSNBC. Shame! Shame! Shame!

Hey Masters! You’re spiraling down to just living on this site 24/7! HAHAHHAHHAH!!

I will submit for the jury that Steve Doofy likely has someone elses DNA in his mouth frequently.

Rasmussens polls are frequently skewed due to the wording of their questions. Such as: tell us, just how long have you beaten your wife? A.) seldom B.) frequently C.) it’s consentual……Think carefully.

nutsofast said:
: )

King, stop your sock-puppeteeing, son.

You are repulsive under whichever name you post.

Tedderman said:
Rasmussens polls are frequently skewed due to the wording of their questions. Such as: tell us, just how long have you beaten your wife? A.) seldom B.) frequently C.) it’s consentual……Think carefully.

nice lie, libby.

Got any more?

Remember it’s called Fox, NOT Facts! I got a million of ‘em notsosmart….ha-cha-cha-cha-cha.

gordonbloyershow said:
Hmmm? Why is RRK talking about Walker when the story is about Fox and Friends?

Oh well, if RRK wants poll results try these.

Just out TODAY.

The Rasmussen Reports daily Presidential Tracking Poll for Friday shows that 27% of the nation’s voters Strongly Approve of the way that Barack Obama is performing his role as president. Thirty-nine percent (39%) Strongly Disapprove, giving Obama a Presidential Approval Index rating of -12

A new Rasmussen Reports national telephone survey of Likely Voters shows that just 32% describe the agenda of Democrats in Congress as mainstream. Most (53%) say it is more accurate to describe that agenda as extreme, down slightly from 57% last August. Another 15% are undecided.

A new Rasmussen Reports telephone survey finds that 55% of Likely U.S. Voters now oppose the president’s seven-year ban on offshore oil and gas drilling in part of the Gulf and along the East coast. That’s a seven-point increase from 48% three months ago. Thirty percent (30%) favor the offshore ban, down five points from the previous survey. Fifteen percent (15%) are undecided about it.

Two-out-of-three voters (67%) now support offshore oil drilling, up from 60% in the December survey. Most voters have consistently supported offshore drilling for several years now, but this is the highest level of support since the BP leak erupted in the Gulf last April. Twenty-two percent (22%) oppose such drilling, while 11% are not sure.

You’ll still lose in November, 2012 you fat, balding, buck-toothed, creepy old man.

This bingo caller is the biggest dolt on cable.

Hey, WC, you unstuck in time again? Ratigan wasn’t on today. OOOOPPs!

Newsjunky said:
You’ll still lose in November, 2012 you fat, balding, buck-toothed, creepy old man.

hey newsjunky leave gordo be, hes my personal fat balding bucktoothed creepy old man…..when his wingnut ass needs smaked around…..i do it

You’re met at the gate by Monica Lewinsky?

THE REAL ROYAL KING said:

sarainitaly said:
They already take fingerprints, scan your naked body, search your entire body…is it that hard to believe DNA swabs are next?
And again, it sure sounds to me like the are testing it. They said so, right here:
” this is a simply a preliminary test of how the technology performs.”

rrk said:
No, they don’t scan your naked body,

- uh, yea, they do.
http://blogs.sfweekly.com/thesnitch/body_scanner.jpg

rrk said:
and they take fingerprints of travelers entering the US who are not US citizens or not US Permanent Residents.

– no sh*t sherlock. did i say otherwise? what did i say? i said “they already take fingerprints”
i am married to an Italian, and fly all over the world. I am quite familiar with how it works at the airport, thank you.

Raygun said:
Also, support for gay marriage, marijuana legalization and the pro-choice position is all up. http://hotair.com/archives/2011/03/03/pew-poll-support-way-up-for-gay-marriage-abortion-legalizing-marijuana/

You poor libs just trying to fool yourself. You are always telling us how the people support gay marriage yet everytime it is on the ballot it loses big time. Even in California.

You tell us how the country is pro-choice. Why don’t we put that on the ballot and not depend on the courts.

You claim the people want National Health Care yet the people voted to stop it. Scott Brown said it out loud and the people of Mass. voted for him. Obama is even afraid to go to court to defend Obamacare.

I’m never sure what’s funnier: the original Fox News segment based on an incorrect premise… or the lame apology that inevitably follows?
The “DNA in your mouth” comment is probably one of the funniest things ever to come out of (or go into?) Doocy’s mouth.
(Not)TinaFromTampa

Next time I see Steve at da airport I’ll gladly spit in his month!

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nice lie, libby.

Got any more?

Always FaceBook AbUser, how ’bout this, I’m not Libby, Bush didn’t have to commute any sentence of mine because I’ve never lied to the F.B.I. to cover my boss, Dick Cheneys’ ass. What What??