From our Cute News file (a vintage Lisa Frank folder featuring a cartoon Anderson Cooper riding a unicorn over Megyn Kelly cuddling a basket of golden retriever puppies): Rock Center host Brian Williams sat down with Marcel The Shell With Shoes On, because why wouldn’t Rock Center host Brian Williams sit down with Marcel The Shell With Shoes On?

The SNL sketch “Biker Chick Chat” from last weekend’s season opener got a lot of attention thanks to newcomer Jenny Slate’s F-bomb. But what didn’t get attention: the frickin’ bikes, dude! As it happens, we at Mediaite are totally into bike culture, and we noticed the dearth of actual bike chat immediately, ’cause we’re good like that. But it’s also because we learned at an early age that bikes were C-O-O-L. As it happens, Biker Chicks are too. So before SNL rocks the FCC anew tonight, here’s our pick of the best biker chicks around.

With a panel titled “Why ‘You’ Shouldn’t Post on YouTube” hosted at the Friars Club, you can’t blame us for expecting a roast to break out. But there were no acerbic send ups of YouTube’s inadequacies, and the back and forth did not follow that route. Instead, the discussion became a rebuttal of the panel’s premise. Why shouldn’t you post on YouTube?

In between all the search results for “SNL” on YouTube that consist of Jenny Slate dropping the F-bomb, there are a few other clips from other sketches, including the monologue from host Megan Fox and performances by musical guest U2. Alas, no results so far for the quite funny Transformers-inspired digital short (call it ‘D**k [...]

Just like a two-word heckle from Joe Wilson can hijack a Presidential address to a joint session of Congress, so, too, can a momentary slip from an eager new SNL cast member distract from the 35th season premiere starring Megan Fox and U2 — especially when that slip is the F-word. Tonight new cast member Jenny Slate, in her SNL debut, played a biker chick who said “frickin’” a lot. Except at one point, she accidentally said that other thing.