Remember the years when SNL was it’s most unfunny and unwatchable ?

Senator Carrot Top here was a big part of that .

Al, you are inviting all of Barry’s friends.

And the Dems were saying something about playing on fear?

Wasn’t this a Democratic Platform position all along?

- Open Borders
- Terrorists getting Constitutional protections
- Anti-Patriot Act
- Not allowed to say “Islamic Terrorist”
- etc.

Haven’t Democrats lent tacit support to Islamic terrorists since Clinton?

No wonder the Senate can’t get anything done.  With buffoons like Senator Smalley how can you have a rational discussion?  He is an embarrassment to Minnesota.

Hey, how’s that Khalid Sheik Mohammed trial going? You know, the one Obama halted as soon as he had the opportunity to.

Hey, how’s that Khalid Sheik Mohammed trial going? You know, the one Obama halted as soon as he had the opportunity to.

Hey, how’s that Khalid Sheik Mohammed trial going? You know, the one Obama halted as soon as he had the opportunity to.

Hey, how’s that Khalid Sheik Mohammed trial going? You know, the one Obama halted as soon as he had the opportunity to.

Get a job.

Yes, but thanks to the Democrat dominated media we’re never reminded of things like this. The Democrats can sway whichever way the wind blows, because nobody in the media is EVER going to hold them to anything they’ve said or done. 

Franken merely states demonstrable facts:

(1) The War on Terror can’t be fought on the cheap.
(2) A weakened America can’t win the War on Terror.
(3) A divided America can’t win the War on Terror.

It is no accident that the 9/11 attacks occurred following the inauguration of a president who did not win the popular vote of the American people and whose appointment by the Supreme Court was suspect to so many Americans. Bin Laden felt that we wouldn’t make a unified response. He misjudged us, to be sure, but who’s to say the sorry divisions the Tea Party has created, within the Republican party, in our Congress and throughout our nation and among our people would be far more dangerous and devastating?

And, as you reminded us last week, we can’t forget the radical Islamo fascist terrorist Anders Behring Breivik.

Look out! There is a tall fair-skinned man with blond hair and blue eyes behind you. He bound to be a radical Islamo facist terrorist! Run for safety! I say run for safety!

He did not win the popular vote but he DID win the electoral vote which is how the presidential election is decided.  So your problem with that is??????  You do recall that Gore did NOT want a full recount?  He hand picked areas where he wanted recounted.  Correct?  And investigations by very liberal newspapers down this way (South Florida) show that the results of the electoral vote were unchanged.  Correct?

And for the record, I think that it SHOULD be decided by popular vote……….but that’s just not how its done.  So I ask again.  Your point is?????    

Racist!

Better idea: Let’s simply NOT PAY this professional clown Al  Franken (D), instead.

Why is Congressional pay never on the table, but starving grandma is always first?

Franken went to the Grayson School of Absurd Posters. 

The sorry divisions in this country are the direct result of the Petulant in Chief.

You want to quote me saying that, Kook?

You lie, boy.

this has to be in the top ten of dumbest things you ever posted

All kinds of Terrorists, Christian, Muslims, Psychos, Crooks and Liars, Ignorant freaks, Mormon, and some elected officials. 

You first.

Man, and that’s saying something!

Now who’s fearmongering?

Not particularly. I don’t want to enable laziness and sloth in my rightist friends. Anyone interested can go to last week’s initial Norway thread in which you replied to “Moderate” and learn how terribly, terribly wrong you were in your gleeful assumption and proclamation that Norway had been victimized by Islamic terrorists, that the perpetrator was Islamic.

I see you’ve moved from embarrassment to denial. Typical rightist progression.

The “election” left America bitterly divided and therefore, in the eyes of much of the world weakened. That is my point.

Here is another point: •.

The stupider (more stupid??) a person is, the more willing that person is to display that stupidity. Also, less able to learn from the stupidity of others.

Franken tried to be an imitation of Greyson.

Same fate awaits him.

Alan Grayson! part Deux

It’s fearmongering when Republicans do it, truth telling when libs do it.  LMAO!

And the terrorists pulled the first trade center attack and were taking their flight school training while Clinton was in office, because they guessed Bush would be elected next.   

Lying is all he knows.  He can’t help it.

But King, you’re always lumping millions of people together at a time and insinuating they’re all alike.  And now you’re telling us that’s a bad thing?  Why don’t you follow your own advice?   

But King, you’re always lumping millions of people together at a time and insinuating they’re all alike.  And now you’re telling us that’s a bad thing?  Why don’t you follow your own advice?   

Is that right, Kook? Here’s a funny thing. This is the initial Norway thread.

Guess what isn’t on it? Me.

You are a lying sack of excrement, Kook.

Hey, he also knows about being an Avon lady. :)

Hey, remember who was gonna save us from all that? The One, The True Plastic Jesus, our Messiah.

It would be funny if it wasn’t so sad.

But but but I thought the GOP were the only ones to use scare tactics…..how in the hell did this freak get elected? Seriously, what kind of people would actually cast a vote for him?

Finally! The real Al Franken has come out of his rat hole! It must have been a true herculean task for him to keep his trap shut and try to be all Senatorial for the past three years, when you know the whole time he was itching to call Republicans “terrorists” and draw Hitler mustaches on Reagan. It’s utterly astounding that he was able to control himself for this long.

Oh well. It’s about time. New tone and all.

There were 3 Presidents before Bush who didn’t win the popular vote, but still became President.

But back to your other point… so you’re saying a divided nation is bad, because we can’t fight terrorism effectively as such?  Did you feel that way for the 8 years of the Bush presidency?  Was it bad that the Democrats and Liberals were so against everything he did (until Obama did the same thing)?  Did you speak up then… or is this a new view of yours?

In a Comment entitled “More From Norway: Man Dressed as Police Officer ….” by Alex Alvarez posted on 22 July 2011 at 12:58 Hours, you responded to the initial post by “Moderate” with:

“Earlier this month, a Norwegian prosecutor filed terrorism charges
against an Iraqi-born cleric who had allegedly threatened the lives of
Norwegian politicians. Mullah Krekar, the founder of the Kurdish
Islamist group Ansar al-Islam, said in a news conference in 2010 that if
he was deported from Norway he would be killed and, therefore,
Norwegian
politicians deserved the same fate, according to an AP report. The
Norwegian government had considered deporting Krekar because he was seen
as a national security threat.”

True, this may have been the second and not the initial. My mistake, my bad. But, you have chosen to slander me and to set out to deliberately deceive the readers and commenters at Mediate by failing to disclose that you in fact posted it.

I don’t want an apology from you. I would mean nothing to me.

But you owe everyone else at Mediate an apology.

Of course, it won’t be forthcoming.

There you go, lying again.

Care to apologize Ms. CVS?

Forgive me. I shouldn’t have asked. I realize that you are an entirely vicious, deceitful and unaccountable person.

I find your blasphemy offensive. If you’re trying to mimic Lard Limbaugh and his daily heaping helpings of blasphemy, you’re a piker. 

FACT: The attacks occurred almost nine (9) months after Clinton left office.

FACT: The capture, dead or alive, of Bin Laden occurred two (2) years after W left office.

What an embarrassing S**thead! Thanks Minnesota!

What an embarrassing S**thead! Thanks Minnesota!

So you’ll just ignore that the first attack happened under Clinton, and that the terrorists were attending flight school while Clinton was in office.  It’s funny that Bush was completely to blame for 9/11 only nine months into his administration, but Obama has been in for two and a half years, and Bush is still responsible for the economy.   

I would, but I don’t live in Minnesota.  I wish we had a couple of senators just like him in Texas.  I’d vote for them in a second. 

What would I apologize for?

You are constantly lying.  I’m still waiting for you to prove I’m a racist and I want people who disagree with me to die.  Man up and either admit you are a liar or back up your constant ridiculous statements!

Why would you want to screw up Texas by electing socialist liberals? Soo sad ; (

Royal Dimwit, no one believes you ever go to church, so give it up.

And the result of all the crazies braying, “We want our country back.”  OMG, a minority got into the White House!  We can’t deal with this. 

Franken makes more sense every time he talks than most of the posers in Congress right now.

Let us compile a list of the response to solving Debt ceiling
1. If you do not raise debt ceiling, you are fascilitating terrorism..  so said by Franken
2. You are a racist, that’s why you do not support Obama’s approach.. proclaimed by at least two representtatives of the House
3. It’s all Bush’s fault, it will remain so as long as there is a debt no matter who is in power and how long and their contribution to debt.

Michelle, try saying that your mom was born in 1935 and that you graduated law school in the sixties.  Be totally truthful like the King.   

We regret to inform you the the race card has been maxed out and rendered useless.  Please choose another card and try again. 

I’d never give you an apology, Kook, just as I wouldn’t piss on you if you were on fire.

Let’s all have a look at that comment.

You remain a lying scumbag, Kook. If you’ve got a problem with what I posted, you can take it up with Brian Ross, Richard Espositio, Lee Ferren and Marc Schone. They wrote it.

If Mediaite deserves an apology, you’d better cough it up. But you’d do the site a better service if you’d just STFU, as all you ever offer is juvenile garbage and lies.

Because I like socialist liberals.  I am one. 

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I guess that’s true, given that you failed at that too.

http://tinyurl.com/3r3c3ot

Michelle, try saying that your mom was born in 1935 and that you
graduated law school in the sixties.  Be totally truthful like the King.

Right, this is the guy who was practicing law in the late ’60′s.

http://tinyurl.com/3bu6zgh

I find the deification of this street hustler blasphemous.

Gov chris christie was just admitted to the hospital, he was having a hard time breathing….maybe now his fat ass will listen to Michelle Obama and mix in a salad every now and then

What a disgusting “human being” you are.  I bet you are a little bitch in person and only come online so that you can post your macho hate.

You are.

Go toss a salad.  

He’s not disgusting….he just pointing out that a overweight drain on our society should have put down the double cheeseburger and had a salad. 

The election didn’t weaken America- A weak President has.

That was very nice of Al to welcome Barack & Michelle to the chamber, with a sign, like that.

Would the salad be served Michele style with a side of fries and tamales?

The Democrats can’t figure out the difference between policy-making and name-calling.   And this is why they have lost the confidence of the American public.  

Wait there are “students” and veterans who fight terrorist? I had no idea! The stimulus money is already designated to our border patrol and a huge hiring increase in the FBI and CIA, trust me they are getting paid just fine- even with bonuses. Another Democrat who doesn’t know where the money goes.
First the elderly, the sick, now the military and students and our whole national security is all going to implode on Aug. 2…one would almost think the Democrats actually care.

When I saw the picture with the sign Welcome Terrorists, I thought Sen. Franken was welcoming the Republicans to the chamber.

When I saw the picture with the sign Welcome Terrorists, I thought Sen. Franken was welcoming the Republicans to the chamber.

When I saw the picture with the sign Welcome Terrorists, I thought Sen. Franken was welcoming the Republicans to the chamber.

I smell a powerful odor of sanctimony. Well, of course, it’s I Haven’t Got a Clue here.

I supported our engage in Afghanistan, as did most Democrats. Go peddle your wares elsewhere.

I smell a powerful odor of sanctimony. Well, of course, it’s I Haven’t Got a Clue here.

I supported our engage in Afghanistan, as did most Democrats. Go peddle your wares elsewhere.

I smell a powerful odor of sanctimony. Well, of course, it’s I Haven’t Got a Clue here.

I supported our engage in Afghanistan, as did most Democrats. Go peddle your wares elsewhere.

What happened overnight to make all these radical rightists so riled up? Michelle-in-Utah, Little Paulie and WrLter seems even more unhinged than usual. Did some hungry child somewhere in the world get fed? Was some elderly woman able to afford to refill her prescription this month? Was some city able to keep a school scheduled for closure open? It has to be something traumatic.

What happened overnight to make all these radical rightists so riled up? Michelle-in-Utah, Little Paulie and WrLter seems even more unhinged than usual. Did some hungry child somewhere in the world get fed? Was some elderly woman able to afford to refill her prescription this month? Was some city able to keep a school scheduled for closure open? It has to be something traumatic.

King, you’re the one always mocking poor people.  (Trailer trash, Cheeto eaters, etc.)  I would say you’ve had a change of heart, but that would imply you have one.  

Tell us again about ‘cracker babies’, King.  How you even trash infants.  Then tell us how you go to church.  Always amusing.  

The 2000 election is long over , but not for Bobbi . Robert doesn’t get over things easily . In the fifties , as a beatnik in alternative lifestyle coffee shops , he never could find out where it was at and came down with a serious case of bad vibes . Franken’s election was very shady , but Bob’s okay with that one .

Is there still anyone out there who truly believes the two-party system is working? Different party animals, same results. What Franken is doing is taking a page right out of the Dubya Bush playbook. Here’s Dubya in October of 2005, using fear as a weapon: “The militants believe that controlling one country will rally the Muslim masses…With greater economic and military and political power, the terrorists would be able to advance their stated agenda: to develop weapons of mass destruction, to destroy Israel, to intimidate Europe, to assault the American people…” (quoted from Glenn Greenwald’s “How Would a Patriot Act?”). Just as the Republicans realized fear was their greatest weapon in achieving their goals, Democrats are doing the same. Let’s scare Americans into rushing into a decision without enough debate so we can getting back to wasting your taxpayer money. Go back to comedy, Franken, you’re as much of a joke as Dubya.

Is there still anyone out there who truly believes the two-party system is working? Different party animals, same results. What Franken is doing is taking a page right out of the Dubya Bush playbook. Here’s Dubya in October of 2005, using fear as a weapon: “The militants believe that controlling one country will rally the Muslim masses…With greater economic and military and political power, the terrorists would be able to advance their stated agenda: to develop weapons of mass destruction, to destroy Israel, to intimidate Europe, to assault the American people…” (quoted from Glenn Greenwald’s “How Would a Patriot Act?”). Just as the Republicans realized fear was their greatest weapon in achieving their goals, Democrats are doing the same. Let’s scare Americans into rushing into a decision without enough debate so we can getting back to wasting your taxpayer money. Go back to comedy, Franken, you’re as much of a joke as Dubya.

Typical democRat screaming theres not going be enough money for this or that. How much money are you going to have in the future if your having to keep borrowing. Idiots wake up, the country is broke and this out of control spending is getting us into further debt. You have got to be insane to be a member of the democRatic party. Looks as if their only goal is to destroy the nation.

“its” not “it’s”

–and I agree SNL is nowhere near as funny as a typical episode of “Fox and Friends”

It was Clinton, in a desperate need for votes that opened up the Southern Border.  At the time he didnt see the holes in the wall that would allow terrorists and drug cartels free run into this country and  then back into Mexico with a truck load of guns for the Drug Cartels to use against us all.  Liberals still need those votes and therefore refuse to close the border.  Obama makes a big show but comes no where close to slowing down illegal entry,  NO WHERE CLOSE.

No, you first.

I bet you did not say that when serial rapist and misogynist  William Jefferson Clinton was wolfing down three cheeseburgers in a row.

And of course you know or should know,  regardless of skin color or hair color or how tall or short you are,  there can be and are a few absolute insane people who feel like taking it out on society.   They are few and far between and you know it RRE.   Smart people would put their resources into stopping the major threats, not the once in a life time crazie. 

If a hungry child got fed, or an elderly woman got her prescription, or a school taught kids instead of indoctrinated them, it sure was not because of liberal/democrat/progressive generosity.

Ahhhhhh comon thisexists,  When has he ever had an honest approach to anything.  He is and always will be one of the Arrogant Elitists who believe only they can see the truth.  They also believe they are righteous in selecting what is good for us to believe and what we should ignore.  I always thought it was some sort of sickness on their part but the truth is, they are taught this trash from birth.  You just have to let them rave on and know them for what they are. 

Man, if she was, she would make one hell of a Liberal.

So maybe thats why Clinton let Bin Laden go,  to make life miserable for Bush and something for whinny liberals to cry about.  Its always a Republican having to clean up after liberals and boy is Obama leaving a big mess to clean up.

If you mean Idiot = Minority you are so right.  What Obama does and says, does not depend on race, altho at times when he gets to campaign mode he begins to sound like a southern Black Preacher.  I  have no idea if thats racist or not, just a fact as I see it.  And just for the record,  every sunday I dont make it to church,  I watch a Black Preacher on TV.  One of the best I ever had the pleasure of hearing.

Boy your in bad shape then parallevar.   and if my Spanish is any good, your nic says “to carry”  normally used to say to the guy at McDonalds when he asks “for here or to go”   TO GO.   and no, I would never suggest you go,  but man gain some sense here.  Franken is not your friend.

Then I assume you noticed that a 98 lb snot nosed wimp like Obama can be even more of a drain.  AND he is.   If your looking for honesty and integrity,  watch who the Liberals are attacking.  Those who daily show us how honest they are become hate magnets for the left.

Oh, I thought that was going to be the new sign on the California borders next to “Welcome Illegals.”

Once a BUFFOON, always a BUFFOON.

King was just confused, thisexists. He must of thought he was posting under the screen name of someone who gave a damn about the poor.

My thoughts too.  You know, the Republicans that once again are using hostage taking and blackmail in an attempt to get their way?  I always felt Obama made a big mistake giving into them the last time because now they think their hostage taking is their compromise.  Never negotiate with terrorists.

Still waiting to hear why you claim moochers have moved into the WH.

The only one acting like a terrorist here is Obama. He won’t give an inch no matter what, and he has no plan of his own. The Republicans are seriously trying to solve this problem in a permanent way, but the Democrats won’t let them. So you think the Republicans are like terrorists, do you kitty? You’re living proof of the title “Liberalism is a mental disorder”.

Yawn, that card is way over it’s limit, but thanks for playing.

What a short memory you lemmings have.  What hate and vitriol you must have for someone you disagree with politically, to call them terrorists. Don’t you remember on 9/11 when we were attacked by terrorists.  You people make me ill.

Mr HawkCW4,

Your Spanish is correct. 

But as to the claim that Al Franken is not my friend I have to respectfully disagree.  I see Al Franken as standing up for the little guy.  And standing up for the little guy has always been regarded as an honorable pursuit in American history.   

Besides that, I don’t see his ideas as radical at all.  In fact, I see them as quite conservative, constitutionally speaking. 

One more thing about Franken:  I believe him to be genuine.  So to me he’s fighting the good fight.  And that makes him my friend.

No, just Barry’s friends and supporters.

But are Repugs bright enough to understand/comprehend the meaning of the sign??  Naw.

But are Repugs bright enough to understand/comprehend the meaning of the sign??  Naw.

Once again facts get in the way of the queen’s skewed version of reality.  Quite sad don’t you think?

http://philanthropy.com/article/Charitys-Political-Divide/54871/

Hey guys hey let me get in on some of this top-tier internet arguing

“NO UUUUUU!”

Being a right winger means never having to admit when you’re wrong.

Because… derr, liberals.

Were BROKE!  That means we can’t fight the war on terror.  Unless, um, er, ah, we give up some luxuries that we’ve become used too.  Then we might stop the Muslim hordes.  But we all need that Health care, welfare in various forms, Social Security, etc.

But, I guess we’d rather die than give up health care?  And women would rather wear Burkas than lose some Social Security 

Purveyor

I thought it was specifically aimed at the tea-party members. if so it’s right on the mark.

i’m physically upset that i cannot “Like” your response any more than once, thisexists… the hypocricy on the left leaves me baffled.

I am almost willing to bet that this moron had this sign made months ago and at the time he made it the meaning was not intended to be sarcastic.

works for me

Minnesota has a LOT to be embarrassed about but Senator Franken is NOT one of them. He’s actually attempting to bring rational discussion to the senate floor by aping typical Republican fear-mongering. But that’s waaaaay too eliptical for you, I suppose. And I suppose saying so makes me an “elitist smartypants” which… remind me again, how does that vitiate my point of view?