YEAH !!!

RIGHTIES DON”T UNDERSTAND COMEDY !!

“If God really did call all three of them to run for president, isn’t he just f—ing with two of them?”

That has to be one of the funniest lines in the history of the show.

Fact: Once again Mahar single handedly proves that
demorodents have no claims to morality or anything that resembles God and
Country!!!! GOP party of God I give you Mahar party of dissident of apes!!!!

You’re just jealous because Bill Mahar is funnier than Glenn Beck.

As much as I love Bill Maher you have to admit that wasn’t one of his best shows. Especially compared to last weeks.

I agree with Bill.  This country is pretty evenly split.

I respect a man who admits his side could lose. 

Somehow that wasn’t written into the teabaggers DNA. 

All they do is talk out their ass a year before the fact.

Once again Maher proves that he is smarter than anything you have in the GOP…God blah blah blah….

If science is so great, then why hasn’t it come up with a cure for AIDS yet?

The religion of ‘science’ is the worst and most arrogant religion of all.

One of the stupidest posts ever….so is ‘God’ going to come up with a cure for AIDS?

Um, I’d (obviously) rather trust the real God, than some stupidass human pretending their god.

But when your pastor sodomized you behind the nativity-scene prop, wasn’t it science in the form of penicillin that cured your rash???

Funny little christian maggot.

The anti-knowledge, low-information GOPbaggers believe Jesus will save them from themselves.

I need a hug!

YEAH!!

What he said!!!

Thou sayest, brother!

“And from springs west of the Green Cove will come a man to lead the children out of the spread and into the land of milk of honey, a man of the bow, a man called Tebow…”

Thessolonians 14: 35-36

If called by the lord to run, I will RUN–and NOT because I can’t throw, or find the safety, or because my footwork is bad, or…

OK?

Adhering to science does not make one more englightened, but in fact it HINDERS them from being so, and it causes one to be MORE ignorant!

SHOW THE (REAL) BIRTH CERTIFICATE OBONGO!

“more englightened”

Hmmm…

Praise unto thee!

The ‘wisdom’ of Mega is wiser than you… 

When the time comes he will be proven to be a fraud, an imposter. America will be a laughing stock before Obama is done. Bail out Fannie/Freddie-Failed. Bail out Solyndra-Failed. Bailed out Greece, twice-Failed.

Yes, you idiots are nothing if not deferential and modest.

He’s not a “man”, he’s a transexual. Which you surely dig. The thought of you and “teabaggers” and “ass” is sickening. Wave bye bye to OBONGO and the rest of the dreanged liberal’s in 2012.

When in the fu ck is lights out at the prison where you are incarcerated? Shouldn’t you be packing your colored cell mate right now?

You think the DNC is the party of science?

Explain why more liberals than Conservatives believe in ghosts and astrology.. Then work on your explanation on why the number of liberals who believe in the bizarre practice of fortune telling is double the # of Conservatives who believe in such garbage.

Don’t go with the usual liberal tactic of bashing Christians to make your counter point. I’m an atheist.

Also, I think the dipshit currently occupying the White House… You know, the one you voted for, claims to be Christian. That would mean he believes in Jeebus, you mindless bigot.

All the dirt on Obama will come from biographers.  The media has totally failed to vet him.

You’re not helping your cause. Quit bashing science and buying into idiotic birther theories. It doesn’t matter whether Obama was born in Hawaii, which he was, or on planet Mars… He’s an incompitent, race baiting douchebag. Stick with that.

Okay, here’s your hug: from the man named Suh!

Seriously, Timbow: if you didn’t have that hitch in your delivery that starts from downtown Havana, they wouldn’t all be teasing you so much about Jesus coalback tats an’ stuff. We’ve all heard how hard you’ve been working to get rid of it, watched you struggle on the YouTube an’ all, but it ain’t happening. Turns out you’re way better as a volunteer commenter at Mediaite than at hurling the oblong ball. But look at the bright side: you’ve obviously still got your marbles, or else you’d be contributing mindless winger zombie crap like so many here. 

Too late Tex; everyone already knows America’s full of morons and is both moronic and malevolent about it. For example, leaving aside the whole Fannie-Freddie thing (a creation of many many decades ago, nothing to do with Obama at all), and leaving aside also the Solyndra thing (which was first picked for government support by the younger Bush administration), the Greek tragedy including the bail out controversy etc is a European community issue, not an American issue. We’re going to get caught up in the tsunami that the fall of the euro is about to cause to engulf the world economy, but there isn’t one thing that Obama had either the authority or capacity as president of the U.S. to do about any of that. 

(elbow on knee; chin on palm)

“TEBOWING!!!!!!!!”

You leave your cousin alone!

wow…you are Mega stupid……science deals with facts….so science isn’t a religion

It’s science, nitwit.  Not magic.

Gay-baiting and blatant, blatant racism.
Ladies and gentleman, your Republican base voter.

These are the type of people who send their life savings to a con man like Benny Hinn, thinking it will heal the sick.

LOL

racism, birtherism, contempt for science and knowledge.
I’d say this is an average sample of the GOP base.

So you folks don’t want to believe in science, but you’ll accept every lunatic birther theory that comes your way, hoping that if you believe just enough, a magic document will appear and undo the 2008 election and put your beloved Sarah in the White House with Grandpa McCain.
Good lord, you guys are f’in stupid.

A black man is your president. Sarah and Grandpa McCain lost. Deal with it.

you wrongly assume the vast majority of baggers don’t share his lunatic birther beliefs.

I always found it funny that when a Republican wins, the rightwing says he was ‘chosen by God.”
Yet, when a Democrat beats one of their guys, I guess they suddenly doubt the Lord’s ability to control elections, trash the president, and start hysterically screaming about birth certificates and secession.

You’re hilarious.The beauty is, you have no idea just how stupid you make your side look.

says the party of Reverend Moon and his followers.

I think that Government should be honest and hardwork for Implement this Promise.
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Life itself is a mystery, scientists, liars, thieves, religious liars, zealots have all pondered the theory of life. No one understands life. What made the leap from infertile chemical compounds to life itself.

ONLY MORONS think they can define or correlate the existence of life. Hmmmm, sounds familiar don’t it atheists? I mean, you stand there completely oblivious to the obviousness of your own infallible bullcrud, yet you stand in judgement of others that have taken the faith based initiative of existence?

What a crock. You typically espouse your scientific basis for observation, yet you have NO EVIDENCE either way. Oh well, why not espouse some more crud to espouse your belief that LIFE spontaneously erupted out of some primordial ooze. It is about as legitimate as my belief that some higher power had something to do with it. By the way, if I am wrong, I die. If you are wrong, you burn in the hell fires of eternity.

Hmmmmmm, faith is just another name for I believe in a true god. Might just as well attempt to destroy that belief as destroy your belief that you have a brain.

You LOVE Maher? Really?

Stlin, do you know Maher? Personally? No? I thought not.

ANYONE that states they love someone that they do not know personally, is basically psychologically problematic. But hey, you keep with that theory, that YOU love him for some unknown reason, maybe he will quit his ways and actually believe that love is a relevant or actual believable emotion. See, Maher is insane, he believes any emotion is corruptible and irrelevant. From his own morally corrupt mouth.

Oh well, you freaks are few and far between, just do not go out there and kill any of your heroes when they do not return your “love”. Alright?

Are you kidding me? When you say you love Bill Maher…it means you love his satire and comedy…not love him in the way you are implying. 

Grasping at straws.

Who Needs The Government If You Have Jesus?  The real question is, Why do we need Bill Maher when the world already has enough toilets for us to crap in?  Hmm.. This would explain all the shit he talks now wouldnt it?

So…….millions of Cons and Baggers gushing over Reagan posses some psychological flaw? 

hmm…good to know. thanks for playing.  

Word salad tossed with a dollop of Pascal’s Wager…mmmmm, yummy!

HAH! TOILETS! POOP! FUNNY!

Who needs Maher when you’ve got a toilet?

Bill Maher aligning himself with the much ballyhooed “resist we much” character on MSNBC.  toofunny

A much better headine would have been:

Maher slams religion
or
Maher slams conservatives

GOP Good Old Plutocrats.

Oh Mr.Beck, it’s time to go on the air now….

So, who did your research? Caspar the friendly ghost? Or maybe the Ghost Busters.

Like

You’re just jealous because he’s funnier than Glenn Beck.

Oh how shocking. Yet again Bill Maher finds any excuse he can to spew his bigotry towards religion.

And  you too.. Just because he’s funnier than Glenn Beck and Rush Limbaugh doesn’t mean you have to get so upset.

Wow, talking about psychological problems? Grasping at straws is right..   

Alright, well it’s a toss-up between Maher and Limbaugh. Maher is still funnier.

He described the “man crush” religious conservatives have on Tebow as “full-on gay.”

Isn’t Maher saying this in a way that makes being gay a negative? Where are all you “tolerant” lefties up in arms over this act of blatant homophobia? And don’t give me that line that he is only doing cause he knows how much the right hates gays. If that is the case then he is using gay people to his own political end. I am not sure which is worse.

Why should god cure AIDS when he made it in the first place.  Wasn’t it the sky daddy who sent HIV here to off all the queers?  You might wonder why he didn’t give it to all the atheists too!

I heard that bringing down the twin towers was a faith based initiative too.  MT said that faith was believing what you know ain’t so.  Faith is abdicating your reason to believe the unbelievable.  

Is hating stupid, uninformed, ignorant people really being a bigot?

you may have a point. Those are the exact reasons I hate liberals.

Maher nailed it there.

To Lefties, humor = vulgar, unnecessary and crude profanity.

I.e. Bill Maher.  

Funny? The four-letter words that Maher thinks he has to resort to appeal only to those who live in the gutter. 

“TIM TEBOW”!

If you had any decency you would not hijack the name of a young man who has more honor in a single fingernail clipping than you and your parents, grandparents and great (or obviously, not so) great grand parents could ever hope to claim.

Hey, I’m agnostic and I think Jesus is a far better bet than the government.

Vote for Jesus next time.

For being an atheist you guys really lov telling people how to think.

This is´nt exactly the place to share and project your sexual fantasies. 

As opposed to having a book written 2000 years ago tell you how to think…ironic.

Right — anyone but BHO!

And waht about New Apostolic Reformation leaders like John Benifiel, Samuel Rodriquez, Chuck Pierce and C. Peter Wagner. They all promote crap like once God’s kingdom is established here on Earth and this nation operates according to Biblical principles, it will bring tremendous benefits like justice, peace, equality, prosperity, health, honesty and the end of racism, poverty, corruption, and crime.  Thats not telling people what to do or what to think?   Please.  Thats why you all go to church.  To have someone tell you what to think, because you are unable to do it for yourselves.

And what’s so wrong with dirty humor?  

No.  Not at all.  Its irony that you love someone like Tebow so much, but hate gays.  Its like a Phelps or George Rekers or a Marcus Bachmann or ..I could go..on..but since you probably believe in magic and fairy tales you are not that intellectual and do not catch on to subtle humor that well.

 Anyone who has to find fault with a common figure of speech is psychologically problematic.

Why do you have to describe him first as black? Is that all you see?

I know PLENTY of conservatives who like crude humor and profanity.  Plenty. Get off your high horse.

“Take the bone out of your nose,” anyone?

Don’t ridicule.  God told them to do it.  It’s their duty as Christian soldiers to do his alleged job, right?

Keep saying “demorodents.”  Maybe it’ll catch on some day and you’ll feel validated for your illiterate posts on an internet media comment section.

Look into prozac brother

But really..please explain how this is “homophobia”  I await your ad hominem response.

“*they’re,” and even that’s incorrect. Replace “their” or “they’re” with “he or she is.”

Keep mutilating the English language. It was built to be wrecked, correct?

massive conservative butthurt on a saturday morning?

either it was a good show from bill maher OR herman cain thought you were too cute to let it go.

That’s right – forget about the years from 2000 to 2008.  Those didn’t happen, and the world wasn’t laughing at us at all during moving speeches from the Commander-in-Chief including such inspiring phrases as ”I’ve been in the Bible every day since I’ve been the president,” and ”First of all, I don’t see America having problems.”

That’s all you saw when Cain’s sexual harassment story broke, wasn’t it?

If that isn’t good, wholesome, family-oriented humor, I don’t know what is!  Hyuck, hyuck! Poop.

I agree, that’s why I hate Maher!  You got it right there bro.

then do everyone a favor and stop praying posts on your computer, your stupidity is annoying.

Why do you have to lie – you figure you can’t go with the truth so….

I believe in science, never was a birther, truther, 9/11 conspirator, none of the above
You realize that science and the bible can very admirably co-exist and in fact do.  That many of the worlds greatest scientists believe in a higher being.  (oh darn, that doesn’t fit with your agenda)

p.s. I like Sarah – never wanted her for pres.  She would have done fine as vice-pres.  

“Good Lord”?????? and you call us stupid? lol

Calm down Francis its an expression.

Yeah the F word is much worse than the N word that all the racist asses in the Tea Party use..How dare he!

Yawn. Really, this is what you thought was worth spending three minutes to type out and post? 

Get a life. 

You are against  God, USA, and our troops. How dare you! GOP loves God-they are the Party of God..Hmmm thats a bit scary, sounds like we are back to the days of the Inquisition. The GOP would probably hang Jesus if he ever resurrected. They dont understand or have the empathy Jesus taught.
The GOP are a bunch of shills.

Totally. 

WOW!!!

Limbaugh is crude and vulgar every day whether or not he uses four-letter words. Do you condemn him, too? 

Who are the two idiots who liked this post? 

This guy is a total closet case. He’s OBSESSED with gay sex. 

Closet case. 

“more liberals than Conservatives believe in ghosts and astrology”

LOL. You don’t use your brain much, do you, retard? 

David Kramer: In much of English-speaking North America, it is not uncommon for people to speak of “loving” a columnist or commentator who does a good job, or “loving” a certain dish if prepared properly, or “loving” a favorite sports team or leisure activity. With time, an observer can usually distinguish the use of the phrase as an expression of enthusiasm, from the use of the phrase by a stalker.  

Thank you.

Apparently you keep your brain permanently in the “off” position. 

So by your logic Sarah was OK for vice-pres with a president in his seventies? A heart attack away from being in charge.

You’ve thrown around a lot of crap there, but let me educate you: atheists don’t say they “KNOW” how the universe was created or claim to have all the answers for everything. That’s what separates them from the “faithful,” who simply take for granted that the fantastical bible stories they were were told as children must be true, even though we know next-to-nothing about the originators of those stories (or how they were edited repeatedly over the centuries), cannot possibly validate their claims and must reject all the scientific knowledge we’ve accumulated over two millennia to reconcile them with what we know today.

Extraordinary claims require extraordinary proof. Faith does not provide it. 

GOP party of god=American taliban

*Liberals.  Fixed.

Talking about homophobia is not homophobia. Have you conservatives leaned nothing this week?

You seem to favor Ron Paul.  Again, hypocrisy rears it’s ugly little head.

Which Jesus — the one claimed by the Republicans or the real one, who wouldn’t tolerate most of the crap said and done in his name? 

That comment is about on par with the PeeWee Herman line, “Then why don’t you marry it?”, in response  to any “I love _fill  in the blank_!” statement.

Wow, talk about totally uninformed. Either that or just a flat out lying pos. I’m going with the latter, rex the buck down god.

There’s also no cure as yet for stupid. Our only known protection is limiting our exposure, as it has been shown to be extremely contagious.

A political party that is willing to subjugate itself to the radical agenda of its Christianist base deserves all the mockery it gets.

David Kramer…you have been pretty quiet since posting one of the all time most idiotic posts.

You might want to run that by Joan Quigley, Nancy Reagan’s personal astrologer.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joan_Quigley

You know what God could of done to “cure AIDS?” He could of, maybe, NOT CREATED THEM IN THE FIRST PLACE! If God created AIDS but yet can find a cure for AIDS but yet refuse to give it to us, you know what that makes your god? A f–king a–hole.

And yet you believe the pizza man can help us with Greece? Riiight. 

what maher did was call out anti intellectual dipwad dumb freaking conservatives like you….”I’m Proud to Be An Idiot” should be the official motto for you teabagging jebus freaks…..gawdd damm youre stupid

An idiot who is so concerned with somebody choosing to be a Christian is probably to stupid to seek help.

Must be a pretty good book if it’s been around that long.

Who tells you what to think? The voices in your empty head?

The lint on my foot is more hilarious than anything Bill Maher has ever said.

I don’t hate gays, never claimed to. I don’t love Tebow either. Don’t know the guy. My point is, Maher used “full on gay” as a negative. He was not being complimentary. If he meant gay as a negative than where is your outrage. I thought you lefties were tolerant.

If Maher was using the statement to further his point that the right hates gays, than he was using gay people as a tool to his political end. Which is probably far worse.

As for intellectual, you missed my point completely, and then projected your own opinion of the right onto me. Stick with what is posted. At no point did I say I hate gays or love Tebow, or claimed my support for the Bachman’s. I only pointed out the lefts selective outrage. Just think if Rush Limbaugh made the exact same statement. What would be your reaction then…..

What if a conservative made the same exact statement that someone was “full on gay” in order to disparage them…. What would your response be then…..

he did not once talk about homophobia. He made a remark that people are “full on gay” in a negative light. He wasn’t making a compliment, which means that being “full on gay” is a bad thing.

If he was trying to stick it to the right with that statement, then he was using gay people as tool to his political end, which I believe is far worse.

Just imagine your own response should a right wing person uttering the exact same words….

I don’t go to church as I am agnostic. I believe there is a higher power, but do not follow any organized religion as I believe they are corruptible. I think it is foolish to think that we are here due just a big bang of something from nothing, but that is only my opinion.

As for church goers being told what to think, is it any different than bowing at the alter of a government that tells you what to think or what to do? People go to church by their own choice. A nanny state government is forced upon everyone. 

Hey, genius — here’s a little tip:

Before you go insulting someone else’s intelligence, you might:

A.) try to make a coherent point, and 

B.) try to use the proper form of the words you’ve written. (I’ll give you a pass on B, though, as English probably wasn’t one of the subjects covered during your homeschooling.)

It *has* been around too long – by about two millennia . . .

Be honest – you hate liberals because you’re a complete fucktard!

Wow! When did slime-molds develop the ability to type?

Don’t need any tips from a douche bag like you. Coherent enough for you?

And really. Seek help.

Turn it around. the COMMUNIST agenda is to get rid of religion so everybody NEEDS THEM, the government (especially since they want to ruin the family, too)

It’s satire, people… do you not have ANY sense of humor about ANYTHING?  I find it amusing that right wing morons can say the most offensive things on a daily basis about Obama, immigrants, health care, the unemployed and they’re just patriotic Americans voicing their displeasure.   But when it’s served against them, they IMMEDIATELY GO INTO VICTIM MODE.   Oh, you’re persecuting Christians.   Er, nope.  We’re persecuting racist teabaggers posing as Christians.   There’s a difference.   There’s nothing particularly Christian about you.   In fact you are the most hate filled class of people this country has.

Let me guess. You love Jesus. I have to assume you’ve never met him.

Let me guess, you love Jesus. So you’ve met him?

A shower can help that. 

You have to have comedy for it to be understood. Plus Maher isn’t doing comedy. He is poorly disguising political and religious commentary. He is an uneducated liberal atheist hack. No honor.

None of your sentences go together and your use of the word “liberal’s” shows a posessive. I guess that means that we’ll own 2012?

Lie much oor are you blind. Maher performs poorly disguised attacks on Christians and conservatives. He is an uneducated liberal atheisst hack.

Science invented the computer that you’re trolling on.

That was stupid. You libs have subjugated your self to the smallest minorities in your ranks. You should really be tested for hypocrisy.

Sorry. I replied to the wrong post…not intended for you. Carry on.

You are intellectually challenged. The liberals screaming intellect as a substitute for atheism is bull. I will put my education against 90% of the world and am still a Christian.

There is only one,

But it is obvious that maher is a closet queen.

Actually, Bill Maher is educated.  And he attacks ALL religions.  That aside, it was funny.  Come on.  

Ah, the wit and wisdom of Bill Mahr. His insights have the subtilty of a Molotov cocktail. Clearly he knows nothing about Christianity (“My kingdom is not of this world”) or the nature of the beast he serves. Just a reminder, Bill. “The prince of this world is judged.”

I have no use for Jesus as defined by the culture of make believe or the government as defined by the culture of make believe.

look at the picture of a religious texan

Bill, you are absolutley right, thanks for the reminder! 

“The message of the cross is foolish to those who are headed for destruction! But
we who are being saved know it is the very power of God.” (I Corinthians 1:18)

“Instead, God chose things the world considers foolish in order to shame those who think they are wise. And he chose things that are powerless to shame those who are powerful.” (I Corinthians 1:27)

You people calling Bill Maher “crazy” need your brains checked out. Most of you guys believe that horses are going to come out of the sky and take all of the good guys to heaven, and all of the bad guys will be sent to hang out with the Devil for eternity. Get real, people. You believe that a spirit is floating in the sky and listening to your prayers. 

Also, if everything that happens is “God’s will,” isn’t it God’s will that Obama be the President? Or is that just something God had no say in? 

The Dems and Repubs are essentially split over religions line.  On average, Dems have about 1% more Christians than the Repubs.  In the end, I guess God is f-ing with the Dems.

I should point out that the religious Dems in question are those who are controlled by the godless intellectuals.  I guess you could say that the religious Dems are polytheistic–they serve two gods.

Really which one ? … the 60 or so flavors of Christianity  not mention all of the different Jewish types or all of the Islamic  variety’s

What a goof.  His nose gets the better of me and I start laughing at that.  Sorry Bill, you nose gets is the way of things.

Progtard d-bags, still losing… :)

To righties, humor = calling things you don’t like “gay”

Watch and learn: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tg-Ke36aBh4

Why don’t you give up scientific advances then?  Plastic, microwaves, DVDs internet, cars, lights…I think you get the picture.  Go back to pre-enlightenment, pre-science days.  Have fun.

Define ” best”.

And that’s a fact.  Our patriotic,heroic, religious, Republicult heroes.  Growing worse by the day.

Amen to that Bill!

Seriously? Are you really that dense? God  you righties are dumb as a post.

Have you considered remedial English lessons? Cause right now, you sound like you got off *that* turnip truck around the 3rd grade. Now kindly go change your Depends. You’re stinkin’ up the room.

Oh yes, look out for “dreanged” liberals. But I agree with you completely when you say the thought of tea baggers is sickening, and you are a very good example why.

Pretending their god.. what?  Finish the damned sentence, you illiterate freakin’ idiot. 

You seem to be the one OBSESSED!

The DNC is not a political party, it’s a governing body. So you’re branded with stupid right out of the gate.

But I’ll bite – and challenge you: cite your *verifiable* sources that “more liberals than Conservatives [sic] believe in ghosts AND astrology (two completely different things). Same with the specious claim that the number of libs who believe in fortune telling is double the number of conies who believe the same.

Verifiable sources. Actual numbers. Not some biased poll that you pulled out of your ass. And remember, Sarah Palin says poles are only good for strippers and cross-country(?) skiers.

Spoken like someone who has no idea that he IS in fact real and of course anyone who does know that is insane simply because you don’t…..right?  Frightening reality for you but there are many of us out here who despite the ignorance of those in secular media and those who blindly follow them are not crazy or liars—we simply have encountered someone who you sadly no nothing about. 

So why are you so filled with hatred? Why do you think shouting in all caps helps you make your point? And why do you try and use big words that you don’t really understand? 

Mostly though, I find it puzzling that somebody who professes to believe in God is filled with such anger, and hatred, and defensiveness. And what accounts for your abject cowardice?

Oh don’t go throwing big words at the poor schmuck. 

Is that you, Bevis?

Stevie, you poor sorry, barely-literate sap. Maher doesn’t disguise his contempt for Christians in the least. He even made an entire movie about it. Please look up the word “disguise,” because it doesn’t mean what you think it means.

Also—and this is just a suggestion—but when you call somebody “uneducated,” it’s probably a good idea to not misspell words, even the difficult ones like “or” and “atheist,” and to use English-standard punctuation where applicable. For example, your opening sentence is “Lie much our are you blind.” That is an interrogative statement and should close with what we liberals call a “question mark,” and it’s noted with this admittedly arcane symbol: “?” Of course, that’s not the only thing wrong with your very first sentence in the post you call Maher “uneducated,” but maybe you’re starting to get the point:

You’re an idiot, and calling Maher “uneducated” only makes you seem exponentially stupider.

Quite eating the lead paint.

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Reddy, you’re confusing Christianity with God in your quote. God may or may not exist. Same with Jesus. But one thing is certain: Christians like you are a stain.

There are a lot of things that are common but not sensible.  Like the blind following of those who are ignorant of the subject matter of which they speak. There is an enormous amount of proof that validates the life of JESUS and the validity of the Bible.(Far more than any other faith or secular historical work that has been passed down in any culture) . This can be studied from many different angles….historical,  anthropological, etc….. Do you people even know how many have attempted to disprove the Bible or the life of JESUS? Those who were honest skeptics and genuinely looked at the facts came to believe in JESUS for themselves.  Unfortunately, most will never bother to honestly seek out the truth even from a natural stand point let alone doing the simplest thing which is to ask GOD to show them the truth (of course HE only responds to a sincere heart).  Many of us out here are not rednecks, nuts or crazies.  We come in all races, all shapes and sizes and all backgrounds.  The only difference between us and you is that we KNOW our maker and you do not.

Maher would still be funny without having to curse. That I agree with.

Yes, Wendy I have.  That’s the difference here. That is why we don’t understand eachother. You think anyone who says that is crazy or a liar but there are many of us having encounters with our maker (The one true GOD) that you know nothing about….sadly. Most people think that this is a debate of your theory versus my theory; of your ideas versus my ideas but it is much deeper than that.  He is not some far off abstract image for those of us who have genuine relationship with HIM.  He is very real.  You shouldn’t confuse Him with the mistakes of men or what some hateful smartaleck, who doesn’t know a thing says on tv. I hope you seek that out for yourself! If your the type that needs actual proof, then study it out….it doesn’t fall apart as easily as so many of you think.  If your more about an actual experience then just ask HIM with a SINCERE heart to reveal himself to you.  You may not have a lightning bolt type experience as some have but if you sincerely want to know HIM and what is true, HE will respond immediately or through a process.  I am sure everything I have written here is just about driving many of you crazy but I maintain that HE is real and many of us on this earth have indeed met HIM.

Bill is a pathetic little man that can’t cope with religion. Sense he doesn’t what to know about Jesus and what He can do for him, he continuously mocks and insults Him. Bill’s day is coming and when it comes, he will be talking to satan and will never have eternal life.

based on all of the conjectures you mistake for facts i would say you know nothing other than what someone ( another human) told you to think

your math skills are a little weak so let me help you with that equation

righties = reality – facts – common sense

The more I hear about the fool, Maher, the more I wonder why anyone would care about what he does, what he thinks or what he says.  Point is, FOX, forget about it.  Let CNDNC talk about him.

boo hoo….I’m sure he’s scared…speak to satan…oh no!

Can’t stand Limbaugh, can’t stand Maher. If he can’t be funny w/o being obscene, profane, sexist, and racist, he ain’t funny. But I can see why most people posting on here admire him. You should have seen him when he was actually funny w/o the name-calling, profanity. But I’d say most of you weren’t born then.

Whatever makes you happy.

David, There are so many foolish women out there you just have to pray you stay away from them. All the women I know that are in my age range wanted to have intercourse with Obama and that’s why they voted for him. Seriously. Like Harry Reid said,”He’s clean, dresses well and doesn’t speak Ebonics.”  (Spring 2008) Yeah. But the Republicans are the racists, right?

If Maher had the intellectual credentials to back up what he says I’d take him a little more seriously.

And you, apparently, are a bigot.

Why is it ok for a liberal to say what they think but not anybody else? Yes, I believe everything happens for a reason, sometimes it is not apparent until much later in your life. And why do you sound like you are so upset about someone’s religious beliefs whatever they are? When people are not bothered by something they usually don’t think much about it and the mention of it does not cause them to go off verbally at anyone. Muslims have their beliefs, Hindus, Hare Krishna’s, Catholics, Baptists, Lutherans, Methodists. What do you care? You should have seen Bill Maher back in the 80′s when he didn’t cuss, name call, and actually was funny.

And we care because . . . . . ?

It can all be satire, but he was funnier when he didn’t cuss, name call, and spout his racist, sexist views. Back in the ’80′s before you were born.

He should quit it, too. Don’t get on someone else about their spelling if you can’t edit your own post.

While I believe Jesus was a man during the first century. I do have problems with Christians believing that God created the earth and all things in it in six 24 hour days. Now, if you agree that since the Bible says that to God a day is like 10,000 years….I think it’s more likely that those 6 days took what we know would say that “God’s” day are what we would call 756 million years each.

For those Christians that believe God created the earth around Oct 24,4004 BCE (Catechism Class)…and yet believe that Dinosaurs were animals on earth…And if there were Dinosaurs that man lived among them like on the Flintstones. Like you can see at the “Creationism Museums”, I would say that I don’t believe that God created the earth.

Now Jane…You are aware that the Christian God, is the same God of the Muslims who is also the same God to the Jews…When you know that in Arabic God is Allah, even Christian Arabs call him Allah.

If you would like to learn more things about Jesus’ brothers & sisters read the Koran. That’s where you’ll find out the most about them. You probably aren’t aware of the fact that this year near Christmastime Muslims will celebrate the Jews being let go by the Pharaoh of Egypt. While I’m sure that your minister probably has told you that Muslims worship Mohammed…They don’t they just believe he was the last prophet of God…They also believe in Adam & Eve, Noah, Abraham, Moses..Jacob, Elisha, Enoch, David, Solomon, and even Jesus.

Maher is right and wrong. Right because those extremist “Christians” ( who look very much alike the extremist Muslims) negate evolution and say that “Earth is 6,000 or so years old.’  They are just plainly rejecting modern science in almost everything.

And Maher is also wrong when he says that conservatives “don’t need politicians when they have Jesus’. Wrong. They would want to have Jesus, but they don’t, Jesus wills support health care for the poor, a society which is far less unjust, and love for thy neighbor. Surely those guys don’t have J esus and they need a surrogate….hmm how about Cain?

Well said and very spot on Bill. There is a no such thing as a conservative Christian. The last I checked, Jesus was about help the poor and needy, hoping nothing in return. Conservatives are about helping themselves and letting everyone else fend for themselves.

Yawn.  So Bill Maher’s a bigot.  This is news?

More people will watch his pathetic unfunny drivel here than on his show.

Next.

Actually, I look at AIDS as the cure for homosexuality. ;-)

I have scraped of better material on the bottom of my boots than Bill Maher. I am still waiting for this coward to vent his humor against Muslims if he is so anti religious. He would sell out his own mother for a laugh that is if he has a mother?

Faith could possibly be the only thing that saves you from your self. Science can not give you piece of mine and by the sound of your claim you could use some thing to like when you look in a mirror. Children listen but grow up to make up their own mine through faith in God or in their selfs. It’s those who are by their self that sometimes needs God to not feel alone. Man does not like feeling alone and when he is alone he usually becomes bitter like Bill Maher. Bill is the type of person that will always feel alone in a room full of people.

I am sure Jesus would like for you to pay for all those goodies! Don’t you agree?

The democrats would rather force Jesus polices on the people after skimming the cream off the top!

Atheism is a religion. Those who hate Christians and all it stands for believe just as fervently that God does not exist as those who do. The problem is that you want to infringe on the rights of those who do believe in God.
One day the truth will be known and it will surprise us all.

I didn’t know glen beck was trying to be funny.

 If Religion is the opiate of the right wing masses then surely Government control is the opiate of the left wing masses. Maher, as with most on the left actively hate religion. When people have a belief in a power greater than that of the Government then the Government can never have complete control over the people. Religion in general a huge thorn in the side of the left.

Since science has all the answers and know all the questions then i assume that a smart scientist would be able to mix up a batch of Life in like No time at all ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Ill wait

True, so true…..Maher always plays it safe when he is critical of religion. He finds it easy to go after Christians and Jews and the religions of the west but seems a bit skiddish when it comes to criticism of Muslims or Hindus or other Eastern religions. 

Comedy is funny….Bill isn’t…..

How drunk are you! Jesus said, “Render unto Caesar what is Caesar’s and render unto God what is God’s”. Charity comes from giving of your own free will. Not because the Government decides to force you to. Once again you have everything mixed up and have no idea what you are talking about litterbox!

Infringe on the rights of those who believe in God? How hypocritical when those that believe try and ram religion down the throats of the rest of us.

Careful – he’ll likely accuse you of telling him to bathe in fluoridated water, thus exposing you as a government troll and/or member of the CIA trying to brainwash you and take over free speech on this private site.  Stop covering up The Truth!  What are you hiding?  ;) 

Seriously, look at his posts.  Straight out of Montana militiaspeak.  I love it.

He comes across so serious when 99% of what he says is b.s.That is funny. Funnier yet (actually frightening) is that 99.9% of his listeners believe he is serious.

Why does anyone care what this liberal propaganda artist says? I don’t!

So-called ‘conservative’ Republicans spend more money on internet pornography than any other group.
Fundamentalist religion has no place in politics. Stay the hell out of other people’s vaginas, ok?

Ann Coulter is more likely to be a transsexual. Have you seen the size of her Adam’s Apple?

Great!  Keep pretending that it isn’t true—much easier than dedicating any “thinking time” to consider it

Rent “Religilous.” I doubt you’ll hold that opinion. 

Wow, a bible banger AND a homophobe. You sure like to play to the stereotype. 

The Bible was on the wrong side of slavery and actually commands people to forswear shellfish and kill your neighbor for working on the sabbath. If this is the document you choose as your source of eternal wisdom, I wish you luck with that. But just don’t impose those values on the rest of us who won’t play along. That’s been Bill Maher’s message all along. 

Will Rogers said, “ mixing politics and religion is like mixing cow manure and ice cream. It does nothing for the cow manure and it makes a mess of the ice cream.

Maher – Growing up an Imbecile !!  Wow, that is so much better, Maher ???  You’re a MORON, Maher !! AND A SICK ONE, TOO !

Faith = blind following.  Am I wrong?

Can you see the wind? It’s effects, but not the wind. Awwwww! That means it’s not real?

 ‘Who needs the government when you have Jesus?’”   Gee, this azzhole finally gets it. We don’t “need” the government to run our lives like they would want to. And we don’t “need” jackasses like Maher to tell us how to live either. He’s just pissed again because he feels left out.Why can’t Tebow or any of us be religious without people like him bitching about it? He makes fun of us for letting God run our lives but he wants to do the same.

Maybe someone should ask him if his views about religion being BS are true about islam to? I bet the azzhole won’t answer that in public.”Come on Bill, denouce islam on the air, you have no problem doing it to christianity, chicken sh&t” He won’t and we know it.

I don’t see any one FORCING you into a religion. If so WHO? We will defend our right to practice what ever faith we believe in and YOU have no right to tell us we are wrong. Why do you not protest islam? They actually force you to comply. Billy won’t denouce islam because he’s a coward and thinks he might get hurt if he does. Yes, there are so called “christians” that will threated harm under the name of God, but they are pieces of sh*t too. If religion is BS,let Billy denouce ALL RELIGIONS, including islam. The coward will not do it.

Jane, sadly you don’t sound very loving or tolerant. You come across as insulting to others who may not share your beliefs, arrogant and patronizing, all qualities of which I don’t believe Jesus would be proud.

wow. do you know Jesus? do you love him? der.

just dont go out killing him when his fictional love is not reciprocated.  

seriously, they take Cain as a possible pres? they dont see the joke?

http://www.mediaite.com/tv/rachel-maddow-kicks-herself-for-not-realizing-herman-cain-is-a-performance-art-project/

you mean BELIEVE OF JESUS, NOT IN

SECOND

if god talks to you, you are insane. 

I didn’t know that he was insane. And stylin has mental problems, too?
Wow, you’re really bright.
For a wrong-wing slob.

Who needs you when we have toilet paper?

Get off your high horse, you pompous hypocrite.
It’s not his language that bothers you, it’s his politics, and his effectiveness in deflating the clowns that you so admire, and doing it so well that you take it as a personal attack.

And it hurts your tender feelings.

You can dish it out, you just can’t take it.
Or deal with it.

Religion has been used to control the masses for millennia and Bill Maherj is pointing out that Cain, Bachmann, and Perry all seem to want a government that is controlled by religion, that in turn controls the people. Why else are they all so hell bent on getting into everyone’s bedrooms and doctor’s offices?

Islam does not have a stranglehold on an entire political party here in the U.S. the way Christianity does. His commentary, if you didn’t notice, was about American politics, not Pakistan’s or Iran’s.

So, they made a name for an argument called Pascal’s Wager, in the real world, we just call that common sense. Why do you not describe Pascal’s Wager for us idiots. I am sure you can hack it.

What is hilarious, leftists and supposed intellectuals create these memes that everyone is supposed to know, if they do not, they are not as intellectual. Funny thing is, intelligence has NOTHING to do with knowledge. Not ONE IOTA of intelligence has to do with knowledge. You can have an idiot savant that can predict or mimic anything they have ever seen, does not mean they can even feed themselves.

I just LOVE the morons that espouse their vast KNOWLEDGE of crap that means really nothing. Tell me, do you know why they use a quarter to check a composite wing or prop? You might know that, but do you know why machine code, is only used if absolutely necessary?

Knowledge is one thing, intelligence is another, what do you say oh knowledgeable one.

I also heard, that some Republicans got together and destroyed the slavery trade deigned by the Democrat party, yet the Democrat party still exists, yet those people that are descendents of slavery, still think the Democrats are there to help them. But, for EVERY city/state that has Democrat control, minorities are STILL in extreme poverty.

Can you give me an EXPLANATION of the reasons why that is? Also, even though segragation due to skin color was wrong, during the 50′s specific colored (black, african american, etc, etc) communities were thriving. Majority of them actually. Now in steps government implementing the vaunted welfare society where the government gives you cudos for NOT having a family. Where you are harmed if you want to get married, where you are provided FREE abortions, where you are rewarded for NOT being productive to society. Now, enter the truth, tell me you weenies, how many people have exited that welfare state?

Come on, you LEFTISTS can tell me, show me the studies of the encouraging stories where people on the dole have conquered everything and got out of the system.

I mean, you can at least come up with ONE ANECDOTAL story, right?

“Guard against the impostures of pretended patriotism.”
George Washington

“It is impossible to rightly govern a nation without God and the Bible.”
George Washington

Fr   G,,,ing guy is both a fool and an idiot but he’s right if people fallowed the ten commandments we wouldn’t need a government however only Christians have the convictions to try to do that!

follow the 11th commandment…keep thy religion to thyself…and out of politics

We have and look what we have to show for it.   Maybe its time to give a little religion a try. 

Man what are you smoking.  You must get TV/Radio beamed to you that we here in Arizona never see.  Never have I seen any on the right making statements anywhere close to claiming they want religion to control anything.  Why dont you and those like you knock it off and try sticking to truth and facts for a change.  YEA I KNOW<  The left pounds those principles of BS, INNUENDO, and just outright lying into  your pathetic little brains from birth.  No chance you can actually think for yourself.

And can you provide a name of someone that tried to ram religion down your throat?  Just one will do.  I believe everyone should be given that chance to accept or deny,  but I hardly would call that ramming it down your throat.  Maybe you are a bit thin skinned huh.

Wake up friend,  at the rate Obama is taking us down this road, Islam WILL BE THE RELIGION and YOU WILL BE FORCED TO PRACTICE IT. 

who is Maher ?

Things that aren’t real can’t solve real problems. But what the hell..you are right in that it can’t get much worse than what is going on now.

The only “proof” you have that Jesus ever existed is the Bible.  One book.  A book of which we don’t even know who the author(s).  A book with so many errors it’s laughable.  A book credited to a God who is said to be all knowing, all good, all powerful that has hundreds of errors.  As I noted, we don’t even know who the real authors were.  And you say you have proof.  That’s absurd on the face of it.  All you have is a belief.  No proof what-so-ever. 

Of COURSE he’s real, just like all the other man-gods in the past, all with God daddies and virgin moms.  He’s just the newest model.

“There is an enormous amount of proof that validates the life of JESUS and the validity of the Bible………historical, anthropological”

Not one, Jane.
…………………….
“The only difference between us and you is that we KNOW our maker and you do not. ”

You BELIEVE you know and belief is all you have.