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Miss America 2010: Sarah Palin, Tiger Woods, Jersey Shore Zingers Usurp World Peace

by Tommy Christopher | 1:19 pm, January 31st, 2010

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After all that, the winner was Miss Virginia Caressa Cameron, who didn’t tell any late-night-comic-style jokes. While you watch her winning walk, you can sing along with Bert Parks’ weirdly anachronistic victory song:

There she is, Miss America…There she is, your ideal
The dreams of a million girls…Who are more than pretty…May come true in Atlantic City
Oh she may turn out to be…The queen of femininity
There she is, Miss America…There she is, your ideal
With so many beauties…She’ll take the town by storm
With her all-American face and form
And there she is…Walking on air she is
Fairest of the fair she is…Miss America

Wow, Bert really painted them into a corner by centering the whole song around Atlantic City. Maybe Miss New Jersey should have said “Give us back our pageant!”

To the quippy runners-up, I would remind them that all is not lost. From Carrie Prejean to Vanessa Williams, and even Sarah Palin, pageant losers often end up a lot more famous than the winners.

Related:
What Does Rush Limbaugh Look For In Miss America? [Mediaite]

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sarainitaly

wasn’t Perez a host of the Miss USA pagent?

Probably wasn’t a good move on Miss Alaska’s part, during a beauty queen pagent, to trash a former beauty queen from her own state, and to join in on the sexist attacks and perpetuating the lies against her states former popular Governor.

I’m guessing she didn’t win Miss Congeniality, either.
Way to go, sisterhood!
Cecelia

Doesn’t seem like much of a put-down to me. Especially since Palin never said it. Seems more like a sardonic answer to a meme question that she’s asked frequently. Similarly to people from the Ozarks being asked if they wear shoes.
http://www.facebook.com/people/Dona-Barone/1060506711 Dona Barone

Well, if the TRASH FITS!

Palin’s popularity in her home state is way down….
DEO

No,it didn’t seem like a put down…it’s just a clever little thing to say. She was cute!

Sarah Palin/Tonya Harding 2012!
Cecelia

Well, if you want it to be a diss this badly… oh, go ahead, guys! You seem to need it!…