That’s turrible .

Jesus, Tracy’s humor is dry as Sarah’s vajayjay.

Oh, save your lectures.
It you didn’t want me to mention the sex organ maybe you shouldn’t have had a topic on masturbation, mkay?

Yet if Dennis Miller said the same thing about our First Lady he would be called a racist.

BR said:
Yet if Dennis Miller said the same thing about our First Lady he would be called a racist.

Wow, way to play the race card in a masturbation thread. :/

BFD said:
Wow, way to play the race card in a masturbation thread. :/

That is a comment to remember!

Lol that’s funny. I was a girl I would consider this a compliment.

BR said:
Yet if Dennis Miller said the same thing about our First Lady he would be called a racist.

But the First Lady has to be masturbation material first. She isn’t that attractive to begin with, she always looks pissed off. Hmm, does she know something about Obama that we don’t?

If Gordo can take his hands off himself for a second, he will be here to agree with Morgan.

BFD said:
Wow, way to play the race card in a masturbation thread. :/

Haha…

BTW, Tina Fey, hands down! Although the newbie Republican congresswoman Kristi Noem is most definitely bangable material.

Nacho said:
If Gordo can take his hands off himself for a second, he will be here to agree with Morgan.

Gordo faps to a picture of Lush Limpballs.

BFD said:
Wow, way to play the race card in a masturbation thread. :/

Are you saying that its not true?

BR said:
Yet if Dennis Miller said the same thing about our First Lady he would be called a racist.

Don’t expect equal standards when it comes to the left and their pet people.

Sean68 said:
Don’t expect equal standards when it comes to the left and their pet people.

You want to know what the left elite thinks of blacks? Look where they choose to live and where they choose to send their kids to school.

BFD said:
Wow, way to play the race card in a masturbation thread. :/

Also BF. As disappointed as I’m sure that you will be to hear it, this is not a “masturbation thread”. It is a thread of a ridicules statement made by vile liberal puke.

Homey just be say’n what all the brotha’s be think’n. Obama wish he be hit’n that, but his ho keep’n his @ss back at the crib…dam!

Tracy’s jus keepin’ it real. And haven’t they been callin’ SP a MILF for 2 1/2 years?

First of all that obesely blubbering Chucky probably didn’t get it as he is of the NOT so bright people. He is missing several bulbs in his one bulb lamp. As for Kenny Smith, he has all of his bulbs burning. Tracy is just plain funny and I don’t get bothered by his obvious racism but, if one of us white guys said something like that about Michelle Obamma we’d be tar’d and feathered on our way out of town by the liberal biased bigots on abc, cbs, nbc, cnn, & PMSnbc. Oh well back to the Heat and Knicks game.

Gasket said:
Haha…

BTW, Tina Fey, hands down! Although the newbie Republican congresswoman Kristi Noem is most definitely bangable material.

Are you kidding me…Tina Fey is not pretty at all. Her face is completely out of proportion, and I do agree with tract about Sarah….lol. She can get it.

I think Tina Fey is hot as hell. Her politics are dreadfully predictable, but irrelevant.

Wow – Mediaite has reached an all-time low with this Colby post.

As a female, I am beyond mortified that a “media outlet” would feel the need for website hits on a story like this. Wow.

I never thought Morgan would actually perpetuate a stereotype about black guys and white women but there ya go.

Frankly though they are both pretty hot but I’d think Fey was more fun in bed.Sarah probably has a long list of what she won’t do.

BR said:
As disappointed as I’m sure that you will be to hear it, this is not a “masturbation thread”.

Oops.

*pulls up my pants*

TangledThorns said:
But the First Lady has to be masturbation material first. She isn’t that attractive to begin with, she always looks pissed off. Hmm, does she know something about Obama that we don’t?

Actually, the First Lady looked fabulous today on Oprah. By the way, if you listened closely as I did since I was watching the game, Kenny Smith said that Palin looked good in the face. What he meant by that was that her face was OK but, she’s got no ass. Black men like women who’s asses look like a woman’s ass and Palin’s is as flat as a board but, I guess some of you like that boyish look to your women though?

BR said:
Yet if Dennis Miller said the same thing about our First Lady he would be called a racist.

Dennis who?

Tee Hee, I dont know if I have enjoyed the fall of another human being so much in my entire life.

WCinWI said:
Wow – Mediaite has reached an all-time low with this Colby post.

As a female, I am beyond mortified that a “media outlet” would feel the need for website hits on a story like this. Wow.

TEE HEE!

WCinWI said:
Wow – Mediaite has reached an all-time low with this Colby post.

As a female, I am beyond mortified that a “media outlet” would feel the need for website hits on a story like this. Wow.

I didn’t know you were a female.

roxsteady said:
Dennis who?

Haha..

Miller sucks. I can almost guarantee you that 90% of the O’Reilly audience never gets his jokes.

I think the sportscaster on the left just had one of those “WTF” moments SP was talking about.

Gasket said:
I didn’t know you were a female.

Haha..

Miller sucks. I can almost guarantee you that 90% of the O’Reilly audience never gets his jokes.

No – Dennis Miller is awesome. I loved listening to his radio show while I lived out by LA. :)

tea-doff said:
And haven’t they been callin’ SP a MILF for 2 1/2 years?

Literally since her inauguration and before we knew her politics, the majority of us in the Lower 48 (who were aware of her) mostly knew her as GILF.

“Unscripted” are you serious.

Three black men having a casual conversation about two white women, and one asks an “unscripted question” to a pervert black comedian Tracy Morgan about whom he would prefer, of course meaning sexually and as if he does not know the question he is about to be asked, comes right out with his masturbation fantasy of Sarah Palin.

Perhaps they should have asked Tracy Morgan, who he prefered between Michele Obama and Oprah, now that would have been a more appropiate question for these three doofuses and would have received more laughs.

BTW: Obviously the Wonkette post that I linked was included in some kind of retrospective and in the change to the new CMS, comments were lost. I know this because I remember as the photos of her as beauty queen, basketball player and sportscaster came in, I made a few comments of my own about her “librarian” look.

roxsteady said:
Actually, the First Lady looked fabulous today on Oprah. By the way, if you listened closely as I did since I was watching the game, Kenny Smith said that Palin looked good in the face. What he meant by that was that her face was OK but, she’s got no ass. Black men like women who’s asses look like a woman’s ass and Palin’s is as flat as a board but, I guess some of you like that boyish look to your women though?

White men generally don’t like big fat black asses. They’re kind of gross. Based on my observations, black men don’t like them much either.

WCinWI said:
Wow – Mediaite has reached an all-time low with this Colby post. As a female, I am beyond mortified that a “media outlet” would feel the need for website hits on a story like this. Wow.

Maybe it’s time to take that conservative stick out of your butt and laugh a little? They were actually complimenting your heroine. Who by the way, makes me think of heroin everytime she speaks. But I digress..

Color Me Badd said:
Tee Hee, I dont know if I have enjoyed the fall of another human being so much in my entire life.

Aww, the compassionate left. Always for the “little people”. Sticking up for justice, and all.

Sean68 said:
White men generally don’t like big fat black asses. They’re kind of gross. Based on my observations, black men don’t like them much either.

You need to watch this educational video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kY84MRnxVzo&feature=list_related&playnext=1&list=MLGxdCwVVULXcTlRUA6nB72euF2Mhv5rVJ

BR said:
Yet if Dennis Miller said the same thing about our First Lady he would be called a racist.

Poor conservatives, always the hypothetical victim.

Gasket said:
I didn’t know you were a female.

Haha..

Miller sucks. I can almost guarantee you that 90% of the O’Reilly audience never gets his jokes.

A real man always knows when he’s speaking to a female. I am sure no one is surprised by your admission.

roxsteady said:
Actually, the First Lady looked fabulous today on Oprah. By the way, if you listened closely as I did since I was watching the game, Kenny Smith said that Palin looked good in the face. What he meant by that was that her face was OK but, she’s got no ass. Black men like women who’s asses look like a woman’s ass and Palin’s is as flat as a board but, I guess some of you like that boyish look to your women though?
White men generally don’t like big fat black asses. They’re kind of gross. Based on my observations, black men don’t like them much either.

Based on my observation white women don’t care much for flat asses or small nubby men either!

trica said:
roxsteady said:
Actually, the First Lady looked fabulous today on Oprah. By the way, if you listened closely as I did since I was watching the game, Kenny Smith said that Palin looked good in the face. What he meant by that was that her face was OK but, she’s got no ass. Black men like women who’s asses look like a woman’s ass and Palin’s is as flat as a board but, I guess some of you like that boyish look to your women though?
White men generally don’t like big fat black asses. They’re kind of gross. Based on my observations, black men don’t like them much either.

Based on my observation white women don’t care much for flat asses or small nubby men either!

Did the first lady mention whether or not she was still proud of America? Did she say she will be after 2012? I think white men sure like big white asses. I think all you Palin bashers would “do” one another in a heartbeat, huh? You all are white, aren’t you?

Kat said:
Maybe it’s time to take that conservative stick out of your butt and laugh a little? They were actually complimenting your heroine. Who by the way, makes me think of heroin everytime she speaks. But I digress..

You were digressing? Damn, is that what all you clowns do here??? You sounded just like the other clowns here for a moment, but hey. You digressed? Who knew? Could anyone tell?

ndanielson said:
You were digressing? Damn, is that what all you clowns do here??? You sounded just like the other clowns here for a moment, but hey. You digressed? Who knew? Could anyone tell?

Someone woke up on the mean side of the bed this morning. Maybe you should have your coffee before you start posting. Eh, probably won’t work. Some people just stay mean.

and incoherent

@rox Just looking around my small town southern hood black and white women obviously think flat ass, small, nubby, shriveled white men are very gross,
White women seem to want to increase the black population in the USA. Based the fact that they are having so many black men babies. A good number of white women in my small hood have 2 or 3 mixed race black kids, most fathered by 2 or 3 different black men.

@roxsteady so sorry for the confussion, my comments were aimed @ndanielson,

@ndanielson I’m not bashing Palin, I don’t care one way or the other about her, or what she does I’m setting you straight. She’s your hang-up. As a strictly heterosexual woman, I rather do her than you, I’m sure she has much more to offer in that area than you do. OK now you want to go there on the FLOUS, as to being not proud of America. She like me are certainly not proud of Americans such as you. Give it up nubby. She lives in the White House and the likes of you do not. A bit of advice to you, take your calming pill, have a big strong drink, lay down, and put a damp cloth over your forehead. You see shriveled one, it’s going to be a long miserable 6 more years for you watching that BLACK family in the White House being catered to hand and foot all paid for by your tax dollars.

I’m done with you for now, back to bed for me, but I’ll be back later we can chat more then if you want. For now run along little limp doggy.

@Sean68
“. Based on my observations, black men don’t like them much either.”

Based on my observation white women don’t care much for flat asses or small nubby men either! Some of those black men just enjoy rubbing it in your old wrinkled face.

Kat said:
Someone woke up on the mean side of the bed this morning.

She always wakes up on the wrong side of the bed. Wouldn’t you if you had to constantly feel compelled to defend the antics of Palin, Beck, Limbaugh, and Boehner. It’s enough to make anyone look dispirited. It’s called “fake conservative goon fatigue”.

Someone finally pointing out the elephant in the room, and we’re not talking about Palin being a Republican.

roxsteady said:
What he meant by that was that her face was OK but, she’s got no ass. Black men like women who’s asses look like a woman’s ass and Palin’s is as flat as a board but, I guess some of you like that boyish look to your women though?

Gasket said:
Gordo faps to a picture of Lush Limpballs.

RRKING

BFD said:
Jesus, Tracy’s humor is dry as Sarah’s vajayjay.

RRKING disgusted . These morons above are the reason we liberals are looked down on as the lowlife scum that we are . I , as royalty , would never disparage the commoners .

It takes a comedian to speak the truth…….and then is crushed by the Constitutionally challenged Palin followers.

Palin’s hot, Fey’s not.

Can’t blame the guy for speaking the truth.

HERE ARE ALL THE DOMESTIC HEADLINES ON MEDIAITE AS OF 12:30 TODAY:

Jon Stewart To O’Reilly: A Heartless Douche Is Not The Same As A Nazi Propagandist

MSNBC Puts An End To “Psycho Talk” Segment On The Ed Show

Nasty Taint? Rachel Maddow Probes Mitt Romney Connection To On-Demand Porn

Michael Steele Tells An Incredulous Rachel Maddow ‘The Culture Wars Are Virtually Over’

Confessions of a Gay Anchorman: Ex-NY News Anchor Rips Former Station And Colleagues

University Cancels Bristol Palin’s Abstinence Speech Amid Protests Over Her ‘Lack Of Expertise’

Rush Limbaugh Is Not Happy That Time Magazine Is Comparing Obama To Reagan

Unscripted: Tracy Morgan Calls Sarah Palin ‘Serious Masturbation Material’

Jerry Springer: “The Liberals Have Won” And “We Are A Liberal Country”

Stephanie Miller: Speaker “Boehner Is A Darker Color Than The President”

Notice any trends?! Revolution is breaking out in parts of the world due to economic woes. Including a disastrous and abusive government in Egypt to whom we give more than two billion per year. We have more than QUADRUPLED our annual federal deficit spending in the last 2 years. We have two undeclared wars approaching nearly a decade of crime against our troops and those in foreign sovereign states alike. We are hopelessly bankrupt but just added a gargantuan new entitlement program. REAL unemployment is probably over 20% when you take out all the book-cooking the Dept. of Labor does to skew the numbers down. Foreclosures are at an all-time high. Real inflation is starting to take off like a rocket. Yet we’re subsidizing the burning of a huge chunk of the world’s food supply in wasteful ethanol programs.

And THESE CR^P HEADLINES aree what is passing for the domestic news?! First, Mediate, you ought to be ASHAMED of yourselves for perpetuating this garbage. As godawful as the selection of news is within the media, your take on it is more selection than reflection of what is out there. It is sick. We have real issues and you are fanning the flames of the worst sort of distractions from the important.

I encourage all readers to seriously consider what is truly important. And in so doing, I encourage all readers to seriously consider whether it makes any sense to support this site with further traffic.

Please think about it.

Desperately seeking white women!!

Such a pathetic excuse for a human being; just imagine if this kind of comment had been stated about any liberal women, mediaite staff would be up in arms screanming and yelling for this guy to be fired. but alas, it is only Sarah Palin, the VEEP candidate in 2008, and so to mock, attack, slander, criticize, libel her….hey it’s all fair game.

NOW is silent – once again, showing that they, like Colby and the other staff here, could care less about the horrific way that women are treated by the media these days.

What scum – all of you who did not openly condemn this remark.

For being a cretin, Morgan certainly gets a lot of air time.

When your enemies are lowlife, felon, drug addicts, you can be proud of yourself.

Tracy had a point. Imagine trying to crank one off using a picture of Pelosi.

In Tracy Morgan’s defense, imagine what Tracy Jordan would have said.

Maybe it wasn’t a class thing to do, but Palin is nobody, just a tea nut!

I am stunned at the magnitude of conservative racist comments. Especially since most of the conservative males want palin in their lives simply BECAUSE they want to skull f@#k her. Knowing they will NEVER get that chance, well, they just have to settle for fantasy while jerking off. Tracy was just elaborating on this fact! And, apparently, it hurts only those with bad intentions toward palin’s mouth. Being female or male, I should add.

writer said:
Tracy had a point. Imagine trying to crank one off using a picture of Pelosi.

I just threw up in my mouth a little.

Morgan’s a pig. An unfunny one to boot. You’re a credit to your race, buddy. After what Obama’s done to your country I don’t see another brother ever being elected president again. I’m sure Obama will still get the black vote in 2012 though, as long as he remains black.

That was some serious low-class crap. The bastards should be fired but they won’t be because the NAACP and ACLU will step in and claim racism. I have NO respect for ANYONE who uses such vulgar and crude language against ANY woman.

TangledThorns said:
But the First Lady has to be masturbation material first. She isn’t that attractive to begin with, she always looks pissed off. Hmm, does she know something about Obama that we don’t?

Does she remind you of Aunt Ester, from the ol’ Sanford & Son program?

tea-doff said:
Tracy’s jus keepin’ it real. And haven’t they been callin’ SP a MILF for 2 1/2 years?

Another repulsive thing to call a woman.

Teaching Moment:

Want to see blatant media bias at work?

Just ask yourself how the “mainstream media” would have treated this story if a white comedian had said the same thing about Michelle Obama?

SarahP. said:
Actually, you are some serious low class crap.

Liberals, and their mouthpieces in their mainstream media, are the biggest RACISTS in the country – take note who is the first to bring “race” into any discussion.

For the past 50 years, Liberal Democrats have used the RACIST LIE to stifle opposing viewpoints.

- Thankfully, they are routinely exposed by the likes of FOX, talk radio and the blogosphere!

NORBIT Jr. says:

Want to see blatant media bias at work?

Just ask yourself how the “mainstream media” would have treated this story if a white comedian had said the same thing about Michelle Obama?

Instead of this made up tea bias! What about “Fox”, their standard is “we didn’t say that” ( when they get caught) then, that’s not what we meant, then one Fox liar bails out the other! This network, cleaned up this slip, as soon as possible! That’s something Fox never does! Mainstream media looks honest next to Fox! Michelle Obama is a Greek God next to Palins empty head!

If you find Sarah to be sexually attractive, allow me to introduce you to some of my inflatable fiends!

“friends.”

I just watched this clip for the 23rd time.

Tony Westover said:
Palin’s hot, Fey’s not.

Can’t blame the guy for speaking the truth.

How u doin’ Spudnut?

X-3 says:

Another repulsive thing to call a woman.

WTF, another repulsive thing for a women to say!

NORBIT Jr. said:
Teaching Moment:

Want to see blatant media bias at work?

Just ask yourself how the “mainstream media” would have treated this story if a white comedian had said the same thing about Michelle Obama?

I don’t know. I think they’d probably ignore it, just like they’re largely ignoring this. Also, you’re committing the logical fallacy of false equivalency here: Michelle Obama ≠ Sarah Palin. One is the First Lady, a woman who has never been a politician and is serving in a traditional role by taking on non-political social issues, and the other is a former Governor, TV pundit, reality show participator, and potential presidential candidate. I’m not saying one is better than the other, but they’re simply not comparable in terms of political newsworthiness.

…………………………….

Hey now, LIBSHITS are permitted to say anything that they like……no Conservative has that privilege….

Sarah Palin is a half term gov, reality show failure, public speaker….NOTHING like a First Lady. The First Lady has class, something Palin will never understand.

Tracy Morgan is a *GASP* COMEDIAN! Regardless if you think hes funny or not, HE *GASP* gets paid to tell jokes and say “funny” things.

TNT put this guy on live tv and he was asked what he thought about Sarah Palin. What did yall think he was going to say? “Oh she would make an excellent candidate for the 2012 running.” NO he did what was expected of him: created laughter.

And to the poster above me, the Conservative party has PLENTY of privileges. Cry more.

Facebook User said:
…………………………….

Hey now, LIBSHITS are permitted to say anything that they like……no Conservative has that privilege….

Well he is speaking truth, now if she was smart as well as good spank material…then you’ve got yourselves a winner

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