South Park Season Premiere Literally Hijacked Viewers Amazon Alexas With Naughty Phrases

Zach Braff Finds Out He’s Being Used in Ukrainian Ads For Erection Pills

Ted Cruz on CNN: Twitter Porn Like Wasn’t ‘Malicious’; Staffer ‘Hit the Wrong Button’

Instant Regret: Man Tries — and Fails Spectacularly — to Capture an Alligator With Bare Hands

Face/Off: Twitter Has Some Important Questions After Apple Announces FaceID for iPhone X

College Roommate Really Wants Us to Know Ted Cruz Is a Serial Masturbator

Jim Carrey Denies His Own Existence in Nuts Fashion Week Interview

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Watch Bill de Blasio Gamely Try to Sing Paul Simon…and Fail Spectacularly

‘Oh My…This Is Stupid’: Watch Thrill Seekers Bike Behind Live CNN Hurricane Shot

Watch: Guy in Key West Gets Decimated by Irma-Powered Wave as He Tries to Snap Cellphone Pics

Florida Man Surprises Wife After She Jokingly Lets Him Park Car Inside House During Irma

Public Service Announcement: Florida Sheriff Urges Residents to Not Shoot at Hurricane Irma

Vicente Fox Trolls Trump, Announces He Will Run for President in 2020

Homewrecking GOP Congressman Cops to Cheating After Local Paper Exposes Extramarital Affair

This Gnarly Photo of An Olympic Rower’s Chewed Up Hands is Truly Disturbing

Rush Limbaugh Suggests Hurricane Irma Part of ‘Deep State’ Conspiracy to Advance ‘Climate Change Agenda’

Did This Weatherman Just Try to Sneak a Fart During a Live Broadcast?

Twitter Revolts After Nintendo Announces Mario is No Longer a Plumber: ‘Not Today, Satan’

Frat Retreat Cut Short After Discarded Banana Peel Sparks Day-Long Race Discussion

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