Hunter Biden Keeps It Deadpan During Comical Mid-Interview Bee Attack

Hunter Biden deadpanned his way through a comical mid-interview bee attack and dropped a well-timed reference to the conspiracy parody “Birds aren’t real.”

Former President Joe Biden’s son Hunter gave a marathon 3-hour-plus interview this week with YouTube star Andrew Callaghan on his Channel 5 show, letting it all hang out with a blizzard of unvarnished commentary. It was Hunter’s first interview since President Donald Trump’s election win in November.

In one surreal exchange during the show’s cold open, Hunter delivers some deadly serious insights about the perils of crack cocaine as Callaghan is fending off one or more bees:

HUNTER BIDEN: I was drinking so much alcohol, almost a handle of vodka a day, and alcohol is the most destructive drug not just to your body, but it puts you in more danger than any other drug that I’ve ever experienced. And then you add on top of that the amount of crack that I was using at the time.

And crack cocaine, in terms of your physical health, is not as dangerous as the situation that you put yourself in to be able to obtain it.

ANDREW CALLAGHAN: How do you get crack?

HUNTER BIDEN: (LAUGHS) One of the things I don’t want to do is give a how-to to any moron like myself that may think that it’s a good idea.

But crack cocaine is a, I am fully aware when I’m talking about it in relationship to my own experience with it, it is a still a shocking thing for most people.

Because we have been fed this perception of crack cocaine. It’s more than just a drug. It’s like if you say meth or if you say heroin or if say cocaine. It comes with a whole bunch of different baggage.

And because of that, places that you can go get it are some of the most dangerous places in whatever location you happen to be in. And it’s everywhere.

Mainly for that reason, I learned how to make my own. Have you read–?

ANDREW CALLAGHAN: (FLAILS WILDLY).

HUNTER BIDEN: I’m gonna pretend like you’re not getting attacked by a bee right now.

ANDREW CALLAGHAN: Hey, it’s all right.

HUNTER BIDEN: Keep my train of thought.

ANDREW CALLAGHAN: Without them, we would all die.

HUNTER BIDEN: You’re just trying to root, by the way, that’s true too. Birds aren’t real, but bees are.

“Birds aren’t real” is a reference to pseudo-activist Peter McIndoe’s movement, which he founded to satirize the prevalence of other conspiracy theories.

Watch above via Andrew Callaghan’s Channel 5.