Jersey Shore Recap, Ep 6: The Situation Will Flip Pancakes While People Punch Themselves

The epic sixth episode of Jersey Shore was a Seaside Heights roller-coaster filled with sex and violence, food and drink (and a tranny situation).

The Situation, who was the breakout star of season one, will now incomprehensibly be on Dancing With The Stars and has a nickname for his nickname (“Sitch”), was mostly a bit player this year. Until his breakout performance last night – which he summed up with a perfect analogy about his philosophy on life.

Before we get to the recap slideshow, let’s talk for a minute about the scenes for next week. More happened in the 60 seconds of clips we saw in next week’s show than happen in many hours of reality television. Vinny apparently gets into an altercation with Ronnie (which is pretty much the last person you’d ever want to get into an altercation with – One Shot Bro!) and later unleashes the ultimate Angelina dig: “More like the Rob Kardashian of Staten Island, you ugly bitch!” Smush cut to – Vinny making out with Angelina?! Next week can’t come soon enough. For now, we have this:

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