Just About Everyone is Uneasy Over This Video of Cruz and Fiorina Holding Hands
If you’ve been on Twitter today, you’ve probably seen the following super-awkward video of Ted Cruz and Carly Fiorina trying to grasp hands in some sort of victorious motion:
ted cruz trying to hold hands with carly fiorina will haunt you to the grave:https://t.co/50wgMUKpBx
— Sam Stryker (@sbstryker) May 2, 2016
Maybe you’ve seen it as a gif:
— internetprofessional (@upso) May 2, 2016
It is honestly everywhere and the puns are abundant.
Gotta, uh, hand it to them. This is amazing. https://t.co/pCRGT4sxK0
— Matt Viser (@mviser) May 2, 2016
The jokes just keep coming.
tfw your tinder date is awkward https://t.co/Ci5qlOBXms
— Adam Smith (@asmith83) May 2, 2016
When you dance with the devil, the devil leads. https://t.co/M9T1zz2MEY
— frankie. (@ftesii) May 2, 2016
when you try to make up the secret handshake on the spot https://t.co/lwONrVkH4C
— Gideon Resnick (@GideonResnick) May 2, 2016
Ted Cruz and Carly Fiorina’s secret handshake is called the “Swan Song” https://t.co/IJU4Yg20Pj
— Roberto Ferdman (@robferdman) May 2, 2016
People can stop laughing at President Barack Obama‘s limp wrist and move on to this.
Obama and Raul Castro have nothing on this https://t.co/ljWmhEIv2b
— Jennifer Epstein (@jeneps) May 2, 2016
Yeah, if Cruz wants us to believe he is definitely not an alien, this is not the way to do it.
Further proof that Ted Cruz is an alien in a skin suit trying to pass himself off as a human https://t.co/8avOwZAl26
— Mark Zohar (@markzohar) May 2, 2016
Question: What does it look like when cyborg alien creatures malfunction? https://t.co/cKCdiLVCRO
— Wilson (@WilsonsWorld) May 2, 2016
Have you seen it enough? Okay, okay. One more!
One Two Three Four
A Thumb War
— Zeddonymous (@ZeddRebel) May 2, 2016
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