You could say I’m a glutton for punishment because I’ve got Round 2 of Mediaite’s Top 5 Trolls Posts of the Week locked and loaded below for y‘all. If you missed the first week, check it out here.
The response to this new column was yuuuuge, and I wanted to give a shout out to a couple of posts from last week’s reactions:
GirondistMerveilleuse “This article is the ultimate troll.”
Yup, you’re on to me Girondist.
MsMelissa “This should turn out just as well as allowing oxycontin to be prescribed to 11 year olds.”
Hey, I think that would make a great tag line for this column. Done.
And in that overmedicated spirit, let’s get right to it, or as OS likes to say: “Wadd up, loons!!!”
THE TOP FIVE
Zoso: Wouldn’t be a GOP election without mentioning anal.
JohnDoe610: Clearly you’ve never seen OANN. It’s for people who watch Fox News and think, “I like this, but I wish it wasn’t so intellectual.” The next step is just going to be a twenty-four hour loop of Ronald Reagan jiggling his keys at the camera.
cheatotoole: Well this is a switch. Now we get to watch a Clinton go down.
Justin Time: Wow she dislikes Carly more than I do, I only dislike Carly by the hot hot hate of 437 Suns.
CheesyGrits: Guys, give Josh Duggar a break. It was too expensive to search for a date onAncestry.com.
TheRealGipperGippsForTrump2016: Americans are waking up to the corruption of the evil democrat party. From slavery to abortion. Pure evil.
Angel Crusher: Pure Gipperish®
OK sure, Brett may have a sarcastic point here, but it does have me wondering if it’s time to retire the “Obama’s fault” ironic taunt, or is there still a few sardonic drops of juice left to squeeze out of that baby?
So I’m curious, in your opinion what “troll-isms” are beyond their expiry date? What comebacks should stay back? And which ones will never ever get old?
Let ‘er rip…
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