See the Six Songs Rand Paul Mockingly Recommends for Clinton’s Campaign Playlist
Former Republican party candidate and frequent Tweetstorm comedian Rand Paul returned to Twitter Wednesday night to offer up a list of songs that he would “recommend” for Hillary Clinton on the campaign trail.
This seemingly bizarre offer came after a report that the Clinton campaign paid $90K to a Portland consulting firm in order to put together — get this — a campaign playlist (which I assume is just Katy Perry on repeat). Rand Paul’s response was wonderful snarky:
90K on campaign songs? I’ll help Hillary so next time she can save $ on songs. I am fiscally conservative after all. https://t.co/vPFBb40tj7
— Dr. Rand Paul (@RandPaul) March 10, 2016
And so began the journey of Tweetmatic: The Definitive Rand Paul Mixtape, complete with YouTube links to really convey his sentiments.
Here’s my playlist @HillaryClinton SHOULD be using on the campaign trail, free of charge. This will be more enjoyable than the #DemDebate.
— Dr. Rand Paul (@RandPaul) March 10, 2016
His first hit? “Little Lies” by Fleetwood Mac:
We need candidates who will tell the truth. @HillaryClinton isn’t one of them. 1. Little Lies by Fleetwood Mac: https://t.co/15m4nXbfWM
— Dr. Rand Paul (@RandPaul) March 10, 2016
…and the jams continued from there:
.@HillaryClinton ran saying she would take the call at 3am. She didn’t. Disqualified.
2. 3AM by Matchbox Twenty: https://t.co/si3D7lr3yc— Dr. Rand Paul (@RandPaul) March 10, 2016
h/t to @nbcsnl and this is self explanatory really. 3. I Can’t Make You Love Me by Bonnie Raitt: https://t.co/nctQP7ycas
— Dr. Rand Paul (@RandPaul) March 10, 2016
Her $90K playlist has a John Legend song bet it wasn’t the one about the failed war on drugs 4. The House I live In: https://t.co/N3B9CmHa9l
— Dr. Rand Paul (@RandPaul) March 10, 2016
Hillary’s wars in Libya and Syria and her vote to go into Iraq have left us less safe. 5. War by Bruce Springsteen: https://t.co/ZyxUOgoPu3
— Dr. Rand Paul (@RandPaul) March 10, 2016
She loves NSA spying on you. We should stand for the entire bill of rights. 6. Every Breath You Take by The Police: https://t.co/iEEmJigqJI
— Dr. Rand Paul (@RandPaul) March 10, 2016
The Kentucky Senator offered up brief descriptors of each song as to why it fits with Clinton’s candidacy, and capped up his DJ session with a link to Andy Grammer‘s “Good To Be Alive,” trolling Wednesday night’s Democratic debate:
This has nothing to do with anything but play this loud wherever you are, esp if you’re watching the #DemDebate. https://t.co/INqSSCk3Ex
— Dr. Rand Paul (@RandPaul) March 10, 2016
We’re looking forward to Senator Paul’s cameo on The Life of Pablo 2.
