The Aflockalypse Rages On: 200 Dead Cows Found In Wisconsin
Just when you thought it was safe to emerge from your home without a torrent of dead birds raining down upon your head or take a romantic stroll on the beach without a half ton of fish carcasses washing up on shore comes news that a couple hundred cows have dropped dead in Wisconsin. BBQ, anyone?
The bovine blackout went down on a farm in snowy Portage County, Wisconsin. The cows’ owner had recently met with a local veterinarian, and it is believed the animals died from the IBR (infectious bovine rhinotracheitis) and BVD (that’s “bovine virus diarrhea”) virus, which can cause digestive, reproductive and respiratory problems in cows, but is not harmful to humans or other animals.
Samples from the cows have been sent to Madison, Wisconsin for testing in order to determine what, exactly, contributed to the animals’ deaths. (Hint: ALIENS.)
Here is the report from KOKI:
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