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Jon Stewart Blows Colbert SuperPAC Money On Fancy Food By Mario Batali

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How Jon Stewart got chef Mario Batali to feed him an omelet “mother bird” style in order to make a statement about Stephen Colbert‘s SuperPAC, we may never know, but that it happened is a fact on film. The new president of Americans for a Better Tomorrow, Tomorrow took to the stage today wearing a tiara and spending money on insane and useless things, much like other SuperPACs have done for candidates Mitt Romney and Newt Gingrich, and was legally unable to tell Colbert anything about it.

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Stewart took to his desk in a bejeweled tiara, only adding as explanation “I’ve come into a bit of money,” then showing the moment that he received control of the SuperPAC, and then added, “I don’t know what to do with the money– Stephen Colbert, by the law, cannot coordinate with me.” “I’m just out here like a cartoon hobo who just won the lottery,” he added, so he spent money on the tiara and things like air-writing numbers into the air that should look like they spell “BOOBS” in China.

“There’s no way Stephen Colbert wanted Jon Stewart to blow his money on all this crap,” he joked, adding that even if he did, he could only publicly say so. On that note, he went and bought himself the fanciest omelet ever, courtesy of Mario Batali. And he paid extra for the most disgusting way to digest it possible.

The segment via Comedy Central below:

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  • Anonymous

    I was watching this and then thinking “NO!! that did not just happen!!!”. Bloody hilarious!

  • http://PalinsDirtyLittleSecret.blogspot.com/ IcaughtOsamaClickHere4Proof

    Stewart is a good warm up act for Colbert

  • http://PalinsDirtyLittleSecret.blogspot.com/ IcaughtOsamaClickHere4Proof

    Stewart is a good warm up act for Colbert

  • Anonymous

    and yet he’s got ratings consistently higher than colbert on any given night..

    Jon Stewart is king.. though this scene appears to be gruesome

  • Anonymous

    Colbert & theDailyShow SuperPac highjinks are mad inspired genius

  • OSTL

    Just think…this is where a good portion of people that voted for Obama get their “news.”

  • Anonymous

    They are both CIA working with Palin. 

  • Anonymous

    unlike you Jeffy who gets your news from Dollars Dump and Horse Fluffing Weekly.

  • Hout Bosques

    Hmph – so that’s why every time I change the channel to the Dollars Dump and Horse Fluffing Weekly network, it looks just like Steve Douchee is giving Willard Mittens Rmoney Grey Poupon Foo Foo III an intimate rubdown. Roger Ailes, you mad GENIUS you – securing the vaunted horse fluffing demo!

  • Anonymous

    Just think…..seriously,…..please.

  • Anonymous

    Holy Shit that was funny.

  • OSTL

    philby, that was just dumb

  • OSTL

    ty for proving “cosmosdan” dead wrong. ;)

  • Anonymous

    And Republicans get their “news” from FOX. Who’s better informed?

  • Anonymous

    “Jon Stewart Blows Colbert”….? Yeah, probably…

  • Anonymous

    Somehow the words ‘blowing’ and Mario lend themselves to some very unappetizing visual images. Have to pass on the video.

  • Anonymous

    This is my favorite stupid right wing meme.

    Nightly viewers of Stewart: About 700k. High end, maybe 1 million.

    Obama total votes in 2008: 66,882,230.

    So I guess the other 68 million non-Daily Show viewers were ACORN??

    You are truly a national treasure.

  • Pablo

    Not the people who get their news from Comedy Central.

  • shonangreg

    Not to mention that you need to be informed to get Stewart’s and Colbert’s jokes. Their audiences don’t get their news from those shows, they have to be informed beforehand to even understand. And if they’re not, then the shows are thought provoking and catalyze the viewers to try to understand what the two of them were on about.

    Honestly, though, I don’t think anyone, trolling OSTL included, believe the Daily Show’s and the Colbert Report’s audiences get their news from those shows.

  • http://twitter.com/mattparkerfl Matt Parker

    The idea that America is a “democracy­” with “democrati­c” elections and a fair and open process of selecting leaders has become a fallacy. The incessant pumping of corporate money into campaigns has made a mockery of democracy and turned America into a country where the candidate with the largest number of rich friends wins. Super PAC’s allow corporate elitists to essentiall­y write blank checks to seasoned political operatives who can shred their opponents with no regard for truth, accuracy, or decency.   www.sunstateactivist.org

  • Anonymous

    Please,….really,…start now.

  • Anonymous

    Another great segment on last night’s show was Perry and Romney saying promising jobs and showing details of the factory where our iphones are made. Cutting tax rates and regulations won’t let us compete with 31 cents an hour labor.

  • Чёрт Возьми

    This was a double post, so I removed it. (System glitch)

  • Чёрт Возьми

    I doubt that anybody is fooled by the ads and the money flying around.

    People first make up their minds about things like being conservative or liberal, the state of the economy, the direction this country is going, and whether we need more religion or less religion in politics before they pick candidates, and the candidates then do their best to prove that they match what the people have already decided they want.

    All of the money that is being spent by very rich people (some of whom are corporations) does nothing to change the views of the people who see the ads. As an example of this, anyone who wants to see Romney lose will believe the ads against him while rejecting the ads that support him. The same goes for the rest of the bunch.

    But, the very best proof of all that the money is just wasted is guys like you who whine about how this money is destroying our country. You think you know something the rest of us don’t, but that isn’t true.

    The only good thing all of this political spending is doing is getting that money back into circulation by paying ad men and campaign managers who then use the money to buy groceries and pay mortgages. It is all a part of capitalism at its finest, and it really doesn’t hurt democracy.

    So, just relax and enjoy the fact that fools waste their money trying to change your mind and mine. Just like you, I have decided who I would support long ago, and no ad has ever changes my mind. I let the news (from as many sources as possible) help me form my decisions, and I bet you do too.

  • Чёрт Возьми

    Do people get their news from Comedy Central? Sometimes I do. Not often, but sometimes I hear about it first on the Daily Show or on the Colbert Report, but it is still news as in a current topic and while it is treated with humor, it is still factual.
    My primary source of news is much more varied than any one TV channel. Some of it is very local, and much of it is international.
    If you aren’t getting your news from at least six different sources, you are living under a rock.

  • Чёрт Возьми

    True, but destroying all unions will bring US wages back to 31 cents per hour.

  • expatpatriot

    Nope. Nothing preposterous about the rules governing SuperPACs. If there was, comics would have a field day.

  • Anonymous

    As someone posted above, you have to be informed to get the satire of Stewart and Colbert. Fox News…not so much.

  • expatpatriot

    There you go, appealing to facts again. That’s not allowed in rightwing discourse.

    Only two things are allowed: 1) say the same silly shit over and over again, and at some magic point it becomes the truth (you get to pretend it’s the truth right away, of course); and 2) say the same shilly shit over and over again with utter conviction in your heart while being certain that every journalist and blogger in the country is against you: that makes it truth right away.

    You don’t even need the extra repeats.

  • expatpatriot

    I think even the horse fluffing demo would find that image distasteful.

    Of course they really, really LIKE nasty tastes.

  • Anonymous

    sweatshop wages?

  • OSTL

    stupidest analogy, evah!

  • WiddleBabyDanielson

    WCinWI?

  • WiddleBabyDanielson

    You must watch FOX.

    Fox News viewers tend to be less informed about current events than those who don’t watch any news at all.

    http://articles.latimes.com/2011/nov/21/news/la-pn-fox-news-poll-20111121

  • Anonymous

    Jeffy, Jeffy, Jeffy, is the math confusing? The Daily Show is on Comedy Central because its funny, but I will admit Fox News at times is much funnier, because some of the crap they say you just cannot make up
    .

  • Pablo

    Proggie moonbats tend to be less informed than LA Times readers. Polls aren’t studies, and they’re even less valuable when the poll takers don’t know the right answers to the questions. But you flog that talking point, Widdle Baby!

    http://www.mediaite.com/tv/left-rejoices-as-poll-of-612-new-jerseyans-declares-fox-news-makes-people-stupid/

  • Anonymous

    just think… a good portion of moronic conservatives get their news from a place called foxnews that only provides opinion and not news. 

  • Anonymous

    oh man you are hilarious. 

  • http://mediamatters.org/ Leedog

    The bottom line is, the Conservatives on the Supreme Court totally screwed up on their decision concerning “Citizens United”!!

  • Bobby Brady

    Can someone please pass the eye bleach?

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_CIXF2QUIO456WI3K3JDRFL3QKY Bret

     it’s sadly the only reliable news the USA has.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_CIXF2QUIO456WI3K3JDRFL3QKY Bret

    I wish Mario would feed me.

  • 12voltman1
  • 12voltman1

    You are probably right.
    But Stewart is accurate.
    At least more than “Faux News”

  • 12voltman1

    A Californian who went by the tag of Texan with a New England Yankee Pronunciation. Wicked!

  • Anonymous

    They try very hard. They do make up up stuff in their minds then believe its the truth. Can you say “Fair and Balanced”?

  • Anonymous

    Isn’t that what big business wants? Isn’t that why they outsource a great part of manufacturing out of county? Wheren’t unions originally about protecting employies from management abuse and offering them a voice were they would otherwise have none?

  • Anonymous

    i would beg you to read The Asylum by Leah McGrath Goodman. the money in politics doesn’t “go nowhere” and it is certainly not innocuous or ‘balanced out’ by the electoral process. 

  • Чёрт Возьми

    But has it changed your mind, or are you only angry that it must have changed other people’s minds?

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