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Stephen Colbert Ridicules Fox and Friends For Promoting Walgreens’ Pap Smears

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During last week’s threat of a government shut down, a secondary debate arose around the funding and overall utility of Planned Parenthood. GOP lawmaker’s had reportedly attached riders to the budget bill that effectively called for its de-funding which in turn led to lots of misinformation, misunderstanding or just false rhetoric to be spewed in and around the Capital. Last night, Comedy Central funny man Stephen Colbert “celebrated” some of the falsities, training his sites on Sen. Jon Kyl and Brian Kilmeade, co-host of Fox and Friends.

Colbert opens with rather stunning footage of Sen. Kyl falsely proclaiming on the Senate floor that 90% of Planned Parenthood goes towards the cost of performing actual abortions (when the real figure is 3%.) But impossibly, that’s not the most outlandish comment made by Kyl (nor is office) who clarified the comment in a statement to CNN that proclaimed that Kyl’s comment “was not intended to be a factual statement.”

The later half of the segment below focuses on Fox and Friends discussion of Planned Parenthood, specifically Kilmeade’s suggestion that many of the women health care services provided by Planned Parenthood (breast exams and pap spears for example) can easily be procured at your local Walgreen’s (maybe the worst product placement ever?) The bit ended with Colbert channeling Harvey Kormon in trying to conceal his own laughter while discussing his own Walgreen’s brand colonoscopy. Comedy folks call it “breaking” and it always makes the bit seem funnier than planned.

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  • ChiliPeppersFan

    fox and friends and ridicule…what’s that word?

  • mediadoubt

    Just saw the above episode and Stephen was very sharp (even though he lost it a couple of times). For me, the puncturing of the unctuous clod Kyl was a highlight, pointing out once again that the ‘Licans never let facts get in the way of a nice patch of demagoguery.

  • http://www.perceptionasreality.blogspot.com/ skoorbekim

    Should Mediaite readers take note that Frances Martel got to cover the much more talented Stewart while Colby Hall got stuck with the played-out Colbert?

  • mediadoubt

    ChiliPeppersFan said:
    fox and friends and ridicule…what’s that word?

    Gilding the lily? Beating a dead horse? Pointing out the obvious?

  • Barack Must Go

    Finally something that’s actually funny from Colbert. Now I ‘d just like to see him DO Chis Matthews. I’m not talking about picking on him. No, JUST DOING HIM. It’d do them both some good.

  • http://libertyinprogressnow.wordpress.com/ ProgLib

    They should literally change the name from “Fox & Friends” to Fox & No Facts. That’s exactly how it is on the show. They basically spend 3 hours on a couch with Bert and Ernie, and the dumb blond in the middle acting like they know everything and have a solution to every problem, and just blather on and on pushing their far-right agenda while lying with no disregard for the truth. And they wonder why SNL mocks them… because they’re a f*cking joke.

    It’s especially interesting to see how much they obsess over stories about Muslims and terrorism. They act like little school girls fear mongering about it all the time. What a way to wake up in the mornings that must be. It only makes you feel bad for the gullible viewers who watch getting even more dumbed down.

  • ChiliPeppersFan

    mediadoubt said:
    Gilding the lily? Beating a dead horse? Pointing out the obvious?

    yes, yes, and ummm…..yes!

  • ChiliPeppersFan

    Barack Must Go said:
    Finally something that’s actually funny from Colbert. Now I ‘d just like to see him DO Chis Matthews. I’m not talking about picking on him. No, JUST DOING HIM. It’d do them both some good.

    and here i was thinking you guys don’t like homosexuality.

  • THE REAL ROYAL KING

    ProgLib said:
    They should literally change the name from “Fox & Friends” to Fox & No Facts. That’s exactly how it is on the show. They basically spend 3 hours on a couch with Bert and Ernie, and the dumb blond in the middle acting like they know everything and have a solution to every problem, and just blather on and on pushing their far-right agenda while lying with no disregard for the truth. And they wonder why SNL mocks them… because they’re a f*cking joke.

    It’s especially interesting to see how much they obsess over stories about Muslims and terrorism. They act like little school girls fear mongering about it all the time. What a way to wake up in the mornings that must be. It only makes you feel bad for the gullible viewers who watch getting even more dumbed down.

    You do know that President Obama attended a madrasas? It was a hu-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-ge story, and only FOX & Friends covered it.

  • http://www.perceptionasreality.blogspot.com/ skoorbekim

    Is F & F the new Liberal media villain?
    Mr. Brock, release the hounds…

  • Colby Hall

    skoorbekim said:
    Should Mediaite readers take note that Frances Martel got to cover the much more talented Stewart while Colby Hall got stuck with the played-out Colbert?

    Oh no — skoorbekim is on to us!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Dronetek-Bulk-Vanderhuge/100000918732763 Dronetek

    STOP THE PRESSES! Comedy Central makes fun of Republicans! You heard it here first folks!

  • Barack Must Go

    mediadoubt said:
    Just saw the above episode and Stephen was very sharp (even though he lost it a couple of times). For me, the puncturing of the unctuous clod Kyl was a highlight, pointing out once again that the ‘Licans never let facts get in the way of a nice patch of demagoguery.

    You’re a regular modern day Pompous Pilot. Fitting during this Easter season. Thankfully you only betray yourself.

  • Barack Must Go

    ChiliPeppersFan said:
    and here i was thinking you guys don’t like homosexuality.

    There in lies your problem….’ you were thinking ‘……..I guess you’ve already forgotten what happen the last time.

  • More Liberty5

    I bet if the FNC crew was supporting late term abortions at Walgreens Colbert would be supporting them.

  • justanotherconservative

    if fox news promoted hugging your child colbert would find a way to criticize that, too. yawn. who cares what colbert says?

  • timcajun

    The only thing worse than “Fox and Fiends” bias spin is the teas claiming “no bias spin”!

  • ChiliPeppersFan

    Barack Must Go said:
    There in lies your problem….’ you were thinking ‘……..I guess you’ve already forgotten what happen the last time.

    oh…hahaha
    your talent and witticism is truly biting and you comebackedness is unmatched. (except for maybe gordon blower)

    btw, why don’t you use the barack’s middle name? ‘fraid it might be too much?

  • ChiliPeppersFan

    More Liberty5 said:
    I bet if the FNC crew was supporting late term abortions at Walgreens Colbert would be supporting them.

    and if were being done by liberals, they would put it in the home improvement isle.

  • ChiliPeppersFan

    ChiliPeppersFan said:
    and if were being done by liberals, they would put it in the home improvement isle.

    woops…aisle

  • Newsjunky

    I just love how the far right wing loonies have absolutely no shame in their game. They do not care that their lies are so egregious as to just simply be funny as hell! Watching Republicans become the laughing stock of this country is immensely entertaining. You have become such caricatures of yourselves that this show absolutely must go on!

    Please continue the bald face lies. Please continue to have your crazy folks talk about the birther issue! Please continue to trot out the likes of Sarah Palin, Rush Limbag, Glen Beck, Michele Bachman, Newt Gingrich, Mike Humpabee… oh God, need i go on? You have turned your party into a complete side-show. And I, for one, would like to thank you in advance for giving the country a second term of Barak Obama. It’s going to take him 8 years to fix the mountain of crap left behind by your party. Thank you!!

  • ChiliPeppersFan

    Colby Hall said:
    Oh no — skoorbekim is on to us!

    if that’s the case, who draws the short straw in palin or bachmann stories?

  • BatBoy

    Colby writes: “Colbert opens with rather stunning footage of Sen. Kyl falsely proclaiming on the Senate floor that 90% of Planned Parenthood goes towards the cost of performing actual abortions (when the real figure is 3%.)”

    Colby, I guess you skipped that Cost Accounting class in college…huh?

  • justanotherconservative

    ChiliPeppersFan said:
    isle.

    duh

  • More Liberty5
  • Kat

    justanotherconservative said:
    duh

    No duh to you. He corrected it.

  • Kat

    More Liberty5 said:
    http://www.mediaite.com/online/merry-mediaite-friends-and-fans-join-dan-floyd-abrams-to-toast-our-happy-scrappy-website/attachment/_mg_0795/ Funny pic of the chunky monkey himself.

    and this has what to do with the post? And there is not one thing that is incorrect that Cobert said.

  • Giant Forehead

    More Liberty5 said:
    I bet if the FNC crew was supporting late term abortions at Walgreens Colbert would be supporting them.

    What on earth are you talking about?

  • possibly

    Republicans and Fox News lies.

  • http://www.perceptionasreality.blogspot.com/ skoorbekim
  • http://www.perceptionasreality.blogspot.com/ skoorbekim

    possibly said:
    Republicans and Fox News lies.

    “possibly”… but not very original…

  • RowdyHoward

    “…and a free set of doubles for the family!” HAHAHAHA!!

  • RowdyHoward

    skoorbekim said:
    “possibly”… but not very original…

    Truth needs no originality…but lies are certainly not limited to Republicans. All politicians lie, it’s how the game is played. Wake up people, you’re getting lied to all the time…whether it’s an elephant or a jackass, there are no boundries

  • huntingtonboy

    Foxs and Friends doesn’t need much help to look like the highest rated bit of “stupid” in morning TV, but Colbert out did himself with this one.

  • TrollJuice

    Who watches those F&F anyway? They seem naive and stupid.

  • avoidswork

    BatBoy said:
    Colby writes: “Colbert opens with rather stunning footage of Sen. Kyl falsely proclaiming on the Senate floor that 90% of Planned Parenthood goes towards the cost of performing actual abortions (when the real figure is 3%.)” Colby, I guess you skipped that Cost Accounting class in college…huh?

    Oh, and maybe you missed the part where Kyl’s people backtracked and said “it was not intended to be a factual statement”.

    You’re the one who made a flippant comment with NOTHING to back it up. Here’s how you make a comment with teeth:

    Planned Parenthood’s top two “services” are Family Planning and STD treatement/screening, each making up about 35% (total of 70%) of PPs services

    http://jonathanturley.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/plannedparenthood.jpg

    The REAL figure is ~3% of their services go to providing abortions. NONE of that 3% can be done with any federal dollars.

  • avoidswork

    huntingtonboy said:
    Foxs and Friends doesn’t need much help to look like the highest rated bit of “stupid” in morning TV, but Colbert out did himself with this one.

    Well, gotta start that daily mantra/indoctrination somehow. Dumb, Dumber and Dumberest is the FNC approach.

    Walgreens. Didn’t he really mean Wal-Mart? ;)

  • Yoda002

    Fox & Friends make Beck seem smart. My personal favorites include: the Taliban were training monkeys to use weapons and the city of LA paid 1 billion for jet packs for the LA police department.

  • OxyCon

    Barack Must Go said:
    Finally something that’s actually funny from Colbert. Now I ‘d just like to see him DO Chis Matthews. I’m not talking about picking on him. No, JUST DOING HIM. It’d do them both some good.

    If you were to choose between Bill O’Reilly or Chris Matthews for a mock character in which to lampoon, the obvious choice would be Chris Matthews, as the jokes would write themselves. But then there’s that whole thing about Liberals rarely if ever mocking Liberals.

  • timcajun

    THE REAL ROYAL KING says:
    You do know that President Obama attended a madrasas? It was a hu-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-ge story, and only FOX & Friends covered it.
    …………………………………….
    The only reason Fox and Fiends covered the hu-u-u-u-ge story was because of their bias and unhealthy need to bury Obama! The reason no other network covered the story was because it wasn’t true! It was a ” tea lie”! I know you live in the new bubble, but I think you knew this already!

  • Barack Must Go

    ChiliPeppersFan said:
    oh…hahaha
    your talent and witticism is truly biting and you comebackedness is unmatched. (except for maybe gordon blower)

    btw, why don’t you use the barack’s middle name? ‘fraid it might be too much?

    Racistsaywhat? For the same reason you or I aren’t called by our middle name silly. I didn’t use his last name either, no questioning of that though.

  • ChiliPeppersFan

    avoidswork said:
    Oh, and maybe you missed the part where Kyl’s people backtracked and said “it was not intended to be a factual statement”.

    You’re the one who made a flippant comment with NOTHING to back it up. Here’s how you make a comment with teeth:

    Planned Parenthood’s top two “services” are Family Planning and STD treatement/screening, each making up about 35% (total of 70%) of PPs services

    http://jonathanturley.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/plannedparenthood.jpg

    The REAL figure is ~3% of their services go to providing abortions. NONE of that 3% can be done with any federal dollars.

    oh you and your liberal facts.

  • ChiliPeppersFan

    OxyCon said:
    If you were to choose between Bill O’Reilly or Chris Matthews for a mock character in which to lampoon, the obvious choice would be Chris Matthews, as the jokes would write themselves. But then there’s that whole thing about Liberals rarely if ever mocking Liberals.

    i think it was darrel hammon who did a great chris matthews on snl. that’s the reason i started watching hardball, i didn’t think someone could be that crazy but i was wrong.

  • avoidswork

    OxyCon said:
    If you were to choose between Bill O’Reilly or Chris Matthews for a mock character in which to lampoon, the obvious choice would be Chris Matthews, as the jokes would write themselves. But then there’s that whole thing about Liberals rarely if ever mocking Liberals.

    Well, naturally one would choose Tingles due to humor.

    OReally isn’t funny at all. He’s a d*ck.

    If one is looking to make money, the easy choice is Matthews for so many reasons (his laugh, his craziness). With BillO, you are left with “falafel”, “pinhead” and some angry dude a la “Inside Edition” footage.

    ChiliPeppersFan said:
    oh you and your liberal facts.

    pesky little things, aren’t they? ;)

    (or should I pull a Kyl and say “not intented to be a factual statement”?) //s//

  • mediadoubt

    Barack Must Go said:
    You’re a regular modern day Pompous Pilot. Fitting during this Easter season. Thankfully you only betray yourself.

    Well, that’s a fatuous load of content-free bull. I see you’re keeping up your standards.

  • Tedderman

    Is he talking about the “pilot” of the Airbus A-380 that took out the commuter jet while taxiing to the runway?

  • Tedderman

    Oh, I forgot,there’s a 24 hour Walgreens near my house, so I’m going to go hang out by the discount eyeglass rack and sneek a peek at the “breast exams.”

  • labman57

    All across the nation, pimply-faced teenaged Walgreens stock clerks experienced a shared epiphany when FOX and Friends blurted their nonsense about “breast exams and pap smears” being provided by this drug store chain.

    Watch for the following promotion scrawled on cardboard signs in the front of the store: “Breast Exams provided here — See Billy on Aisle 5″.

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