‘Haiti Is A ̲ ̲ ̲ ̲ ̲ ̲ Hole:’ Bill Maher Debuts New RNC Job Application Form After Trump Takeover ‘Bloodbath’

Pundit and comic Bill Maher roasted the Republican National Committee’s “bloodbath” and MAGA takeover, sharing the hilarious new “job application” his team “got hold of” that reflects the party’s new hiring priorities, including with questions like, “Where do you see yourself in the next ten Trump terms?”

On Friday’s edition of HBO’s Real Time With Bill Maher the host was joined by South Carolina Republican, Rep. Nancy Mace and California Democrat, Rep. Ro Khanna for a political discussion on a number of topics.

At one point, Maher brought up the recent total takeover of the RNC’s staff by Donald Trump and MAGA, with Trump’s handpicked leadership team of Michael Whatley, Chris LaCivita, former OAN contributor Christina Bobb as the party’s counsel on election integrity, and of course, Trump daughter-in-law Lara Trump laying off almost the entire staff, to be replaced with Trump-loyalists.

In response to the moves, Republican Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene on X declared, “MAGA is now in control of the Republican Party!!”

Maher opened the bit with some of the background before saying, “we got a hold of the job application for them because they’re going to need to restaff the whole thing.”

One of the questions on the fake application was, “How would you describe America’s current president? A: Crooked, B: Sleepy, C:. Donald J Trump.”

Another was, “Fill in the blank: Haiti is a blank hole.”

The kicker was about E. Jean Carroll.

Great news. The Republican National Committee has a new chairperson. And what a coincidence, it’s amazing, it’s a Trump family member. Can you believe it? It’s Lara Trump. Yes, there she is with the president. That’s Eric’s wife. And, what happened was, and Marjorie Taylor Greene tweeted this, she said, “MAGA has taken over the party. MAGA is now in control of the Republican Party,” because… And so there’s going to be what they call a bloodbath, which she said at the Republican National Committee.

They fired every single person there, and they’re putting in their new MAGA people. So, we got a hold of the job application for them because they’re going to need to restaff the whole thing.

Would you like to hear what’s on the…? Oh.

These are just the questions if you want to get a job at the Republican National Committee now that MAGA has taken over. Do you have any experience in overvaluing real estate?

How would you describe America’s current president? A: Crooked, B: Sleepy, C:. Donald J Trump.

How quickly could you forgive your boss if he shot you in the middle of Fifth Avenue?

Have you ever been institutionalized for severe psychiatric problems? If so, are you interested in our referral program? Are you able to say the sentence, “an authoritarian dictatorship may be the only way to preserve our freedom” without actually laughing?

Apparently, you are!

Where do you see yourself in the next ten Trump terms?

Fill in the blank: Haiti is a blank hole.

Logic problem: Donald Trump is an infallible judge of character, but his cabinet contained people who called him “a fucking moron”, “idiot”, “an idiot surrounded by clowns”, “dope”, “kindergartner”, idiot”, “patient in an adult daycare center”, “empty vessel”, “like an 11-year-old child”, “sixth grader”, idiot”, “crazy”, and “goddamn dumbbell”. Explain.

Number eight. Which side were you’re rooting for in The Zone of Interest?

And your thoughts on E. Jean Carrol are, A: everyone deserves their day in court. B: A faulty memory at best. C: She wishes.

What? It’s an edgy show, you know. You go there to get surprised at.

Watch the clip above via Real Time With Bill Maher on HBO.