New York Daily News: Joaquin Phoenix, who is supposedly no longer crazy, wants you to put yourself in the shoes of the fish you eat in his new PETA ad, which is completely preposterous, of course, because fish don’t even wear shoes.
Eater: In a sprawling interview with Eater Dallas, Wolfgang Puck finally commented on the fact that not a single person in his Top Chef Seattle audition group could cook an omelette. But you’re probably much more interested in his thoughts on Fieri-gate.
Irish Examiner: Ireland’s youngest Michelin-starred chef is considering giving back his star because of his now-increased chances of becoming a sell-out. We don’t know who deserves more blame for sparking this trend: Marco Pierre White or Tom Branson.
The Daily Meal: The producer of the newly greenlit elBulli movie sat down with The Daily Meal for a stirring preview of what’s to come. We were correct to begin tearing up just reading the press release yesterday.
Bloomberg: Gordon Ramsay won the Spotted Pig trademark in the UK, which would totally cockblock April Bloomfield from having it, should she ever want to open an outpost of her Michelin-starred pub in her homeland. But he promised he’d pass it over to her in light of everyone thinking he’s a big tool if he doesn’t.
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