All Aboard the Top Chef Cruise Ship

Marcy FranklinMar 29th, 2014, 11:08 am

Here’s who’s setting sail and participating in these Top Chef cruises — now, let’s play the game of with whom we would most like to be stuck aboard (and potentially start vomiting) on a cruise ship. (Because, uh, you know, that keeps happening. You cheftestants know that now’s maybe not a good year to get on a cruise ship, right?)

Thirteen of the Top Chef contestants and winners will head out to the open sea this summer:

Aboard the Celebrity Summit bound for Bermuda: Spike Mendelsohn, Ash Fulk, Angelo Sosa

(Most Likely To Be a Rip Roaring Good Time Aboard a Cruise Ship: Mendelsohn. You know he’s kind of a party in itself. And also, BERMUDA.)

Aboard the Celebrity Solstice to Alaska: Paul Qui, Tiffani Faison, Brooke Williamson, Nina Compton

(Best Cruise Buddy: Compton. Bring on the fruity drinks and sunbathing, girlfriend — we’re ready to drink and dance.)

Aboard the Celebrity Infinity to Europe: Chris Crary, Kristen Kish
(Best Second Cruise Buddy: Kish. Sorry, Chris, we just think Kristen’s kind of the best.)

Aboard the Celebrity Reflection to the Caribbean: Hosea Rosenberg, Casey Thompson, Tiffany Derry, Shirley Chung

(We actually don’t know who’d be the most fun on this cruise. But we’re more than happy to go and investigate, hint hint…)

[Variety]

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