WATCH: Curtis Stone, NYT Endorse Baking Pans For All The Cakes That Hate You

Speaking of endorsements, Curtis Stone is hawking these baking pans with silicone bottoms that pop up, making it easier for home cooks to get those annoying cakes out of those freaking pans.

Oh my god. He’s right. WHY DO YOU SUCK, NORMAL PANS?! If you don’t behave and let me pry my cupcakes from your crevasses, I’m gonna REPLACE YOU WITH CURTIS STONE’S PANS. Now give me my Yorkshire puddings.

(This is the monologue that we think went through Florence Fabricant’s head when she wrote a blurb about these pans in today’s print edition of The New York Times.)

New: The Mediaite One-Sheet "Newsletter of Newsletters"
Your daily summary and analysis of what the many, many media newsletters are saying and reporting. Subscribe now!