WATCH: Rachael Ray Spreads The Word Of ‘The Book Of Burger’ On GMA

AND SO Rachael Ray entered the city of New York on the back of a Burger Truck, blessing the crying multitude with burgers, until she came at last this morn to Good Morning America, holding her newest testament “The Book of Burger” aloft.

And St. George of Stephanopoulos was there to question Ray, asking “What is this truck that giveth such joy to the people?”

“I am embarking on a multi-city pilgrimage,” said Rachael. “For yea, the Book of Burger contains good burger recipes, and this Truck shall help me spread the Word throughout the land at my book signings.”

And Rachael took St. George by the hand to the array of meats before her. “Now see this,” she said, holding aloft a meat grinding attachment for a stand mixer. “This meat grinder shall be in the home of every family as a sacrament to the Father, for the Day of the Father draws nigh, to be celebrated with beers and power tools and burgers that layeth between two toasted buns, some roasted tomatoes, and Parmesan black pepper sauce.”

“Blessed is the Father who receives such exaltation,” cried George, and bit into the burger Rachael transformed for him. And lo, such great cries rose up from the crowd, as Rachael performed the miracle of Making Burgers On Live Television.

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