WATCH: Gail Simmons Is Terrified Of Bravo’s Real Housewives

When cornered like glamorous gazelles by a leonine red carpet reporter (er, sorry; “blue carpet reporter”) from OK! Magazine, Gail Simmons and Curtis Stone had no choice but to charmingly answer this question: Out of the entire Bravo stable of naughty celebrities, who would you scold at this Bravo Upfront Party?

“Honestly, I would not talk sternly to any of them because they might eat me,” Gail giggled, as Curtis turned his handsome face to and fro, terrified that a Real Housewife was lurking in the crowds, armed with a cocktail and hair extensions.

View the brutalities of nature below:

[h/t OK! Magazine]

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