Lindsey Vonn Would Like To Perform A Tiger Woods SNL Skit

Tiger Woods is safe from no one! Last Friday even Olympic skier Lindsey Vonn took aim at the beleagured Woods when she walked into a Time interview shortly after the golf mega-star’s bizarro press conference. Listen up SNL, Vonn appears to be pitching you!

And like millions of Americans, Vonn can’t help poking fun at Woods’ staged event. When a member of her Vonn-tourage tells her that Woods gave a few friends hugs after ending his statement, she cracks, “They’re like, ‘Yeah, you’re awesome, you go have that sex.’ ” The room breaks into a laugh. Then she describes a skit she would want to perform if asked to host Saturday Night Live: picture Vonn at Woods’ podium, blue backdrop and all. “There’s something you don’t know about me,” Vonn says in a faux solemn, apologetic voice. “Tiger, you’re like my idol, and I too have a sex problem.” More laughter. “That would be freaking funny.”

But will she be doing it in a bikini? Kidding! (Sort of.) Anyway, nice to know I wasn’t the only one who made the SNL leap, though Vonn’s idea may not be that much of a leap, apparently she’s already reached out to NBC Sports chairman Dick Ebersol. Stay tuned, I guess.

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