Philly Paper Nails Cowboys-JFK Assassination Pun You Were Working on All Night

Pissed off about that reversed pass interference call that maybe allowed the Dallas Cowboys to not-lose to the Detroit Lions last night, but unsure of the exact #hottake method of expressing it? The Philadelphia Daily News is ON IT:

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“Just like that,” the paper wrote, “the 2015 playoffs had their hanging chad; their grassy knoll; their Illuminati; and that spooky pyramid eye.”

Actually, being the site of the Kennedy assassination depressed Dallas’ economy and overall morale for well over a decade until the Cowboys’ 70s resurgence refreshed the town.

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