Bill Simmons Hypes Up Chicago Bulls Rookie With Completely Unhinged Praise

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Bill Simmons had some bizarre sexual praise for Chicago Bulls forward Caleb Wilson while hyping up the rookie’s Summer League performances.

Wilson was selected with the fourth overall pick in the 2026 NBA Draft, and established himself as one of the best rookies of the class in the Las Vegas Summer League. The former UNC Tar Heel averaged 23.5 points per game to go along with 7.3 rebounds and 2.5 blocks. He also shot the ball well from deep, making 42% of his 3-pointers.

In a discussion about the NBA Summer League on a recent episode of his podcast, Simmons revealed he was thrilled for the Bulls after seeing their new rookie play.

He then went into strange detail about just how excited he was.

“I was like, this is like watching [Tracy McGrady] again,” Simmons said. “Like, he’s a little taller. He’s like 6’10”, but same kind of skinny, inside-outside, but then is adding this explosive Sean Kemp side too. And if I was a Bulls fan, I would have no sperm left in my body. It would just be ejaculate in every room in my house. I would lose my mind. I mean, it’s like when we had the colonoscopy. It was when they give you the stuff to clean your colon out. That’s what Caleb Wilson was for sperm. Oh my God!”

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