Chaz The Intolerant Chicken Returns!

Alex AlvarezAug 2nd, 2012, 7:12 am

Yesterday, we told you a bit about our new friend, Chaz the Intolerant Chicken. Chaz, as Conan so helpfully informed us, is the new Chick-fil-A spokeschicken following the chain’s recent falling out with the Jim Henson Co. over the issue of same-sex marriage.

Chaz is an ideal spokeschicken, as there’s no doubt the he truly loves his company’s products — from sweet mounds (of ice cream), to hot tender (chicken) meat — and he’s a firm supporter of what the company’s CEO refers to as traditional marriage. We’re growing a little bit suspect, however, of his knowledge about the Bible. We’re not quite sure Leviticus features anything about the Chicken Classic, Chaz.

As ever, he has some great tips for fellas in the mood for sweet fruits surrounding their nuts or seeking service from strange men. But remember, guys: It’s “cocka-doodle-doo,” not… Well. You’ll see.

Check it out, via TBS:

h/t Team Coco

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