More Dangerous Than Twilight: Latest Teen Sensation Is Getting High On Nutmeg?

This just in: Nutmeg gets you high! In other news: Following this news report, nutmeg sales will skyrocket!

If there’s a surer sign of a recession than teenagers being too broke to buy their own drugs, I don’t know what it is. Breitbart.TV caught the sad story that was aired recently on Cleveland affiliate Fox 8. Apparently, out country’s teenagers are now chowing down on the spice which, in large quantities, causes reactions similar to marijuana. Fox 8 even found video tape of kids snorting the stuff at, what we here at Mediaite can only presume, are the lamest high school parties ever.

So, if you’re a parent and want yet another reason to distrust your kids, please check this video out. And if you’re a kid thinking about trying the stuff, let us remind you that the people who get busted for getting high on nutmeg are usually the first to get beat up in prison.

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