Did NBC Golden Globes Host Say “You Could Harbor 4 Cubans Underneath” Actress’ Dress?

Former MTV personality Alexa Chung was on hand to review stars’ outfits on the Golden Globes’ red carpet, and she brought a refreshing sort of… weirdness… to her critiques.

One of her favorite looks this evening belonged to actress Olivia Wilde, whose gown also, apparently, serves a utilitarian purpose in addition to being all pretty ‘n such.

Now, we’re not sure whether Chung meant Cuban cigars or, actual. You know. Cubans. But, speaking as one, I’m going to have to say, lovely as both Wilde and her dress may be, I prefer to travel by plane or rail.
Update: Some are suggesting that she said “humans” and not “Cubans.” Listen for yourself and opine below!

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