What Would a Donald Trump Presidency Look Like?

Yep. It looks like it’s happening. Donald Trump has a special announcement set for June 16. And he’s got an official-looking website complete with campaign slogans and a donation option.

While it’s hard to know whether to take anything seriously with Trump (for all we know, the June 16 event could just reveal a new season of Celebrity Apprentice), we have begun preparing ourselves for the possibility of a Trump 2016 campaign. The prospect is so tantalizing even Jon Stewart is rethinking retirement; and comedians everywhere are likely lining up to fill the campaign’s treasure trove.

The thought got us wondering: Besides the promise of a golf course in every home and all-out war with Mexico, China, and Iran, what would a Trump presidency look like? More importantly, who would be in his cabinet?

Ultimately, we imagine, it would be like Trump taking all his best friends to the White House for a big ol’ game of ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. Here’s what we came up with:

President Donald Trump

Vice President Geraldo Rivera

Secretary of State Fox & Friends

Secretary of Defense Sarah Palin

Attorney General Chuck C. Johnson

Secretary of the Treasury Donald Trump Jr.

White House Press Secretary Matt Boyle

White House Chief of Staff Piers Morgan

We miss anyone? Tell us in the comments.

[Image via Gage Skidmore]

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