Charlie Sheen Allegedly Tried to Stab Dentist, Definitely Still #Winning

This is what happens when you pump Charlie Sheen full of laughing gas: according to a police report filed with the LAPD, the actor allegedly went nuts and pulled a knife on a dentist trying to treat him.

TMZ reports that last Thursday, Sheen was visiting a Los Angeles dental office to treat an abscess, while allegedly high on “rock cocaine.” When a dental assistant attempted to put a mask on him to administer nitrous oxide, however, he began “flailing his arms and striking her.”

Sheen’s lawyers claim that the actor simply had a bad reaction to the gas, but the report filed by the dentist to the LAPD tells a different story:

The technician told cops she walked out of the room as Charlie’s security guard entered. Charlie’s personal dentist was there along with the oral surgeon. There was a lot of commotion and the technician says when Charlie’s dentist finally came out he told her Charlie pulled a knife and went after him. The dentist wasn’t hurt.

On a purely scientific level, we’re not sure what kind of chemical reactions would cause someone to go violent while inhaling laughing gas, because laughing gas makes people like this, right?

[h/t Gawker]
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