Here Are the Best Election-Inspired Contributions Twitter Has Managed for #My2WordNightmare

#My2WordNightmare is one of the trending topics on Twitter Monday morning, and the hashtag is just the latest attempt for users to submit cheeky ideas for the brutal scenarios that can be neatly tied up in only two words. Some users have opted to go for daily stresses that worry us all:

#My2WordNightmare Broken Condom

— Regina Spacola (@gigirules7) April 11, 2016

Weed’s gone. ? #My2WordNightmare

— Johnsense (@John_Cioch) April 11, 2016

No candy #My2WordNightmare

— Seth Goodtime (@SethGoodtime) April 11, 2016

But some of the absolute best submissions have a unique election-twist to them:

#My2WordNightmare small hands pic.twitter.com/oP6EDXqggC

— Kara Jorud (@KJorud) April 11, 2016

Clinton vs Cruz #My2WordNightmare

— Ushinar M. (@USM_FrostBerg) April 11, 2016

#My2WordNightmare Hillary Bill pic.twitter.com/uYFk6HYjJw

— EagleGraphs (@EagleGraphs) April 11, 2016

#My2WordNightmare Bernie Sanders

— Trent Ferrington (@TrentFerrington) April 11, 2016

#My2WordNightmare Lyin’ Ted

— Tracy (@GigiTracyXO) April 11, 2016

Trump wins #My2WordNightmare #MakeDonaldDrumpfAgain

— Kimberly Wells (@KimberSwells) April 11, 2016

#My2WordNightmare Any Democrat

— Nick Newman (@NickNewman29) April 11, 2016

And all of these users who are totally over the nonsense of the 2016 election in general:

another election #My2WordNightmare

— Lawrence Grodecki (@ljgrodecki) April 11, 2016

#My2WordNightmare Election year.

— Matt Parsons (@parsons45243) April 11, 2016

This election #My2WordNightmare

— NurseBeckett (@iNURSELISA) April 11, 2016

#My2WordNightmare election time

— Jason ⚛ Fenty (@jason_fenty) April 11, 2016

#My2WordNightmare Election Year !

— Uncle Haggis (@mikeconners730) April 11, 2016

Even the official Twitter account for the Democratic party got in on the fun:

#My2WordNightmare: Republican Party. https://t.co/JnqWNeVp7O

— The Democrats (@TheDemocrats) April 11, 2016

What’s your 2-word nightmare, Mediaite readers? Leave your best in the comments below. Submissions like “Mediaite Homepage” neither earn you points nor make you particularly clever. Do better than that.

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